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PrintablehIsMiRRoR said: This is a short tale of my ex-boyfriend...
he's a vampire or what?He had an obsession with my period... At first he'd just act curious, asking me questions about it and wanting to see. After a while he started asking me things like if he could put the tampon in for me, stuff like that. Creepy, but I thought oh he's just curious and I wanted to be open about things so I went along with it. Then one day during my period he wanted to eat me out. That was a little too gross for me, and I said no, but he insisted. He's one of those guys who's not too good-looking in the first place and he has lots of yucky bristle-like facial hair and big crooked teeth. As I'm trying to wiggle away and just praying that he stops, he's down there licking away, and eventually he looks up with this huge bloody smile on his face. It's all over his teeth, in his goatee, ugh...  | |
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hIsMiRRoR said: This is a short tale of my ex-boyfriend...
He had an obsession with my period... At first he'd just act curious, asking me questions about it and wanting to see. After a while he started asking me things like if he could put the tampon in for me, stuff like that. Creepy, but I thought oh he's just curious and I wanted to be open about things so I went along with it. Then one day during my period he wanted to eat me out. That was a little too gross for me, and I said no, but he insisted. He's one of those guys who's not too good-looking in the first place and he has lots of yucky bristle-like facial hair and big crooked teeth. As I'm trying to wiggle away and just praying that he stops, he's down there licking away, and eventually he looks up with this huge bloody smile on his face. It's all over his teeth, in his goatee, ugh... damn! girl u shoulda had that freak commited or something Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it! | |
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PurplePassion65 said: I let one loose once right when I spread my legs apart.
 They say that you should let them loose - cause if you hold it - you will not have a good orgasm. Besides we all do it right?   Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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hIsMiRRoR said: This is a short tale of my ex-boyfriend...
He had an obsession with my period... At first he'd just act curious, asking me questions about it and wanting to see. After a while he started asking me things like if he could put the tampon in for me, stuff like that. Creepy, but I thought oh he's just curious and I wanted to be open about things so I went along with it. Then one day during my period he wanted to eat me out. That was a little too gross for me, and I said no, but he insisted. He's one of those guys who's not too good-looking in the first place and he has lots of yucky bristle-like facial hair and big crooked teeth. As I'm trying to wiggle away and just praying that he stops, he's down there licking away, and eventually he looks up with this huge bloody smile on his face. It's all over his teeth, in his goatee, ugh...
Bedroom horror story number 2... Same guy... After promising me for almost 2 years that he'd never ask me for anal sex because it's gross and weird, he suddenly becomes obsessed with it. After tormenting me about it for months, I finally give up and say he can try it. He's not the most gentle person... Exploratory fingers for about 2 minutes and then in he decides it will go, no warning, no lube... The most unspeakable pain, some torn skin, and eventually a lovely scar right on my ass hole...  We broke up shortly afterwards. My current boyfriend isn't ugly, covered in facial hair, obsessed with my period or overly rough. I'm eternally thankful... These are my bedroom horror stories...  Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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MrJoker said: hIsMiRRoR said: This is a short tale of my ex-boyfriend...
He had an obsession with my period... At first he'd just act curious, asking me questions about it and wanting to see. After a while he started asking me things like if he could put the tampon in for me, stuff like that. Creepy, but I thought oh he's just curious and I wanted to be open about things so I went along with it. Then one day during my period he wanted to eat me out. That was a little too gross for me, and I said no, but he insisted. He's one of those guys who's not too good-looking in the first place and he has lots of yucky bristle-like facial hair and big crooked teeth. As I'm trying to wiggle away and just praying that he stops, he's down there licking away, and eventually he looks up with this huge bloody smile on his face. It's all over his teeth, in his goatee, ugh...  Double | |
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with my first serious boyfriend i got my arm stuck under the bladder of his waterbed. doesn't sound that bad until i tell you that he had left for work at 5am (he worked on a farm), we were 16, i was naked and his father had to help get me out!!!!!  i was so embaressed it took me 3 weeks to go back to his house.
you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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lillith said: with my first serious boyfriend i got my arm stuck under the bladder of his waterbed. doesn't sound that bad until i tell you that he had left for work at 5am (he worked on a farm), we were 16, i was naked and his father had to help get me out!!!!!
i was so embaressed it took me 3 weeks to go back to his house.
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The first time I had sex with my current boyfriend, we were listening to Graffiti Bridge!
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: The first time I had sex with my current boyfriend, we were listening to Graffiti Bridge!
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hIsMiRRoR said: This is a short tale of my ex-boyfriend...
He had an obsession with my period... At first he'd just act curious, asking me questions about it and wanting to see. After a while he started asking me things like if he could put the tampon in for me, stuff like that. Creepy, but I thought oh he's just curious and I wanted to be open about things so I went along with it. Then one day during my period he wanted to eat me out. That was a little too gross for me, and I said no, but he insisted. He's one of those guys who's not too good-looking in the first place and he has lots of yucky bristle-like facial hair and big crooked teeth. As I'm trying to wiggle away and just praying that he stops, he's down there licking away, and eventually he looks up with this huge bloody smile on his face. It's all over his teeth, in his goatee, ugh...
Bedroom horror story number 2... Same guy... After promising me for almost 2 years that he'd never ask me for anal sex because it's gross and weird, he suddenly becomes obsessed with it. After tormenting me about it for months, I finally give up and say he can try it. He's not the most gentle person... Exploratory fingers for about 2 minutes and then in he decides it will go, no warning, no lube... The most unspeakable pain, some torn skin, and eventually a lovely scar right on my ass hole... We broke up shortly afterwards. My current boyfriend isn't ugly, covered in facial hair, obsessed with my period or overly rough. I'm eternally thankful... These are my bedroom horror stories... A scar on your asshole?
..and the period thing is just too gross. | |
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lets see here..
i have been shot in the eye -- thats PAINFUL i have been entered in the heat of the moment, in the WRONG place i have been watched and not known it but, one that takes the cake, the guy on top of me in my mouth, having just a ton of fun. he knew i didnt like this, but, he came and it was the nastiest thing EVER !! all up my nose, i was gagging for hours... never done anything like that again  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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AzureStarr said: lillith said: with my first serious boyfriend i got my arm stuck under the bladder of his waterbed. doesn't sound that bad until i tell you that he had left for work at 5am (he worked on a farm), we were 16, i was naked and his father had to help get me out!!!!!
i was so embaressed it took me 3 weeks to go back to his house.
u laugh...i wanted to die!!! you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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lillith said: AzureStarr said:
u laugh...i wanted to die!!! I'll bet his father couldn't take his eyes off of you after that!   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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AzureStarr said: Natsume said: The first time I had sex with my current boyfriend, we were listening to Graffiti Bridge!
I actually love that album. Well, like half of the songs. I think we "finished" during "The Latest Fashion" or another crappy Time song, which is too bad. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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