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Horror Stories from the Bedroom Everyone has a tale to tell, and if you don't, you're the tale 
I'm ashamed to tell it, but if it helps just one person then it was well worth it. I placed a woman in the doggie position one night, and was able to smell.....I don't really wanna say the word, cause it's a bit vulgar. I leave it to your imagination. Share your tales  I can be a true friend, or a worthy adversary. The choice is yours. |
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Who was it that was "stuck" on a bedpost? I think that qualifies. | |
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MrJoker said: Who was it that was "stuck" on a bedpost? I think that qualifies.
Oh and RudeBoy, what a lame ass story to start a thread like this [This message was edited Sun Jul 4 15:58:26 2004 by REDFEATHERS] | |
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RudeBoy said: Horror Stories from the Bedroom
I once had sex with a werewolf. Does that count?  | |
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does this story have to be about sex with other people? | |
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XxAxX said: does this story have to be about sex with other people?
I don't think so. | |
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YOU FILTHY PEOPLE!!!!!  Love it or shove it! | |
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I don't have any bad stories from the bedroom. There's one for the shower, though.... | |
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i once did the nasty with someone while listening to the soundtrack to an old godzilla movie.
thing is, it was kinda hot.  | |
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For a real horror story: When I was little, this is what I thought was hiding under my bed to get me:
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I let one loose once right when I spread my legs apart. | |
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 thats some funny sh!t!!Did you order a pizza ma'am? Prince- UTCM | |
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Anxiety said: i once did the nasty with someone while listening to the soundtrack to an old godzilla movie.
thing is, it was kinda hot. Reported! | |
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althom's lovely wife told me that she has a recurring bedroom horror story. It starts every night when althom walks in the room.... When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: althom's lovely wife told me that she has a recurring bedroom horror story. It starts every night when althom walks in the room....
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althom said: bkw said: althom's lovely wife told me that she has a recurring bedroom horror story. It starts every night when althom walks in the room....
It's like Groundhog Day. Literally  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: althom said: It's like Groundhog Day. Literally Shut it!!! | |
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bkw said: althom's lovely wife told me that she has a recurring bedroom horror story. It starts every night when althom walks in the room....
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althom said: Anxiety said: i once did the nasty with someone while listening to the soundtrack to an old godzilla movie.
thing is, it was kinda hot. Reported!  | |
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Anxiety said: althom said: Reported! godzillaaaaahhhhh 
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PurplePassion65 said: I let one loose once right when I spread my legs apart.
lmao!!! Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it! | |
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My friend and his wife were drinkin wine one night and got on the drunk side of things.I guess there into light weight bondage or whateverthefuck.Upstairs in there room,she's tied to the bed and she remembers she left something open,door or whatever right.He runs down to check,takes care of it and on the way back the score was up next on espn for some game he had money on.So he sits on the couch just for a quick second.Wakes up the next morning hung as hell,bathroom and as he's coming through the house he remembers his wife is still upstairs LMAO. I wont go into details but she was fucking freaking outtt bigtime!Didnt know if he was hurt,dead or people were coming in and she was like that etccc.He was in so much fucking trouble.Alls good today,never doing that again she says. | |
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crazyhorse said: My friend and his wife were drinkin wine one night and got on the drunk side of things.I guess there into light weight bondage or whateverthefuck.Upstairs in there room,she's tied to the bed and she remembers she left something open,door or whatever right.He runs down to check,takes care of it and on the way back the score was up next on espn for some game he had money on.So he sits on the couch just for a quick second.Wakes up the next morning hung as hell,bathroom and as he's coming through the house he remembers his wife is still upstairs LMAO. I wont go into details but she was fucking freaking outtt bigtime!Didnt know if he was hurt,dead or people were coming in and she was like that etccc.He was in so much fucking trouble.Alls good today,never doing that again she says.
damned dominatrixs'! Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it! | |
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RB....Are U OK!?! This doesn't sound like the original Rude, but the link says it is.
I'm scratchin' my head brown eyes. Sumphin's up. | |
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This is a short tale of my ex-boyfriend...
He had an obsession with my period... At first he'd just act curious, asking me questions about it and wanting to see. After a while he started asking me things like if he could put the tampon in for me, stuff like that. Creepy, but I thought oh he's just curious and I wanted to be open about things so I went along with it. Then one day during my period he wanted to eat me out. That was a little too gross for me, and I said no, but he insisted. He's one of those guys who's not too good-looking in the first place and he has lots of yucky bristle-like facial hair and big crooked teeth. As I'm trying to wiggle away and just praying that he stops, he's down there licking away, and eventually he looks up with this huge bloody smile on his face. It's all over his teeth, in his goatee, ugh... 
Bedroom horror story number 2... Same guy... After promising me for almost 2 years that he'd never ask me for anal sex because it's gross and weird, he suddenly becomes obsessed with it. After tormenting me about it for months, I finally give up and say he can try it. He's not the most gentle person... Exploratory fingers for about 2 minutes and then in he decides it will go, no warning, no lube... The most unspeakable pain, some torn skin, and eventually a lovely scar right on my ass hole...  We broke up shortly afterwards. My current boyfriend isn't ugly, covered in facial hair, obsessed with my period or overly rough. I'm eternally thankful... These are my bedroom horror stories... I reject your reality and substitute my own. 
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hIsMiRRoR said: This is a short tale of my ex-boyfriend...
He had an obsession with my period... At first he'd just act curious, asking me questions about it and wanting to see. After a while he started asking me things like if he could put the tampon in for me, stuff like that. Creepy, but I thought oh he's just curious and I wanted to be open about things so I went along with it. Then one day during my period he wanted to eat me out. That was a little too gross for me, and I said no, but he insisted. He's one of those guys who's not too good-looking in the first place and he has lots of yucky bristle-like facial hair and big crooked teeth. As I'm trying to wiggle away and just praying that he stops, he's down there licking away, and eventually he looks up with this huge bloody smile on his face. It's all over his teeth, in his goatee, ugh...
Bedroom horror story number 2... Same guy... After promising me for almost 2 years that he'd never ask me for anal sex because it's gross and weird, he suddenly becomes obsessed with it. After tormenting me about it for months, I finally give up and say he can try it. He's not the most gentle person... Exploratory fingers for about 2 minutes and then in he decides it will go, no warning, no lube... The most unspeakable pain, some torn skin, and eventually a lovely scar right on my ass hole... We broke up shortly afterwards. My current boyfriend isn't ugly, covered in facial hair, obsessed with my period or overly rough. I'm eternally thankful... These are my bedroom horror stories...  | |
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hIsMiRRoR said: This is a short tale of my ex-boyfriend...
He had an obsession with my period... At first he'd just act curious, asking me questions about it and wanting to see. After a while he started asking me things like if he could put the tampon in for me, stuff like that. Creepy, but I thought oh he's just curious and I wanted to be open about things so I went along with it. Then one day during my period he wanted to eat me out. That was a little too gross for me, and I said no, but he insisted. He's one of those guys who's not too good-looking in the first place and he has lots of yucky bristle-like facial hair and big crooked teeth. As I'm trying to wiggle away and just praying that he stops, he's down there licking away, and eventually he looks up with this huge bloody smile on his face. It's all over his teeth, in his goatee, ugh...
Bedroom horror story number 2... Same guy... After promising me for almost 2 years that he'd never ask me for anal sex because it's gross and weird, he suddenly becomes obsessed with it. After tormenting me about it for months, I finally give up and say he can try it. He's not the most gentle person... Exploratory fingers for about 2 minutes and then in he decides it will go, no warning, no lube... The most unspeakable pain, some torn skin, and eventually a lovely scar right on my ass hole... We broke up shortly afterwards. My current boyfriend isn't ugly, covered in facial hair, obsessed with my period or overly rough. I'm eternally thankful... These are my bedroom horror stories...  | |
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Red said: RB....Are U OK!?! This doesn't sound like the original Rude, but the link says it is.
I'm scratchin' my head brown eyes. Sumphin's up. Red, where have you been?  I've missed you. Lost your email, and didn't know how to get ahold of you.I can be a true friend, or a worthy adversary. The choice is yours. |
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hIsMiRRoR said: This is a short tale of my ex-boyfriend...
He had an obsession with my period... At first he'd just act curious, asking me questions about it and wanting to see. After a while he started asking me things like if he could put the tampon in for me, stuff like that. Creepy, but I thought oh he's just curious and I wanted to be open about things so I went along with it. Then one day during my period he wanted to eat me out. That was a little too gross for me, and I said no, but he insisted. He's one of those guys who's not too good-looking in the first place and he has lots of yucky bristle-like facial hair and big crooked teeth. As I'm trying to wiggle away and just praying that he stops, he's down there licking away, and eventually he looks up with this huge bloody smile on his face. It's all over his teeth, in his goatee, ugh...
I think that was the scariest story.... I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
"There are three types of women for a man. The woman he wants to marry, the woman he should marry, and the woman he ends up marrying". -Pedro Infante- Una Vez Y Otra Mas! | |
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hIsMiRRoR said: This is a short tale of my ex-boyfriend...
He had an obsession with my period... At first he'd just act curious, asking me questions about it and wanting to see. After a while he started asking me things like if he could put the tampon in for me, stuff like that. Creepy, but I thought oh he's just curious and I wanted to be open about things so I went along with it. Then one day during my period he wanted to eat me out. That was a little too gross for me, and I said no, but he insisted. He's one of those guys who's not too good-looking in the first place and he has lots of yucky bristle-like facial hair and big crooked teeth. As I'm trying to wiggle away and just praying that he stops, he's down there licking away, and eventually he looks up with this huge bloody smile on his face. It's all over his teeth, in his goatee, ugh...  | |
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