Go 'head...

Take advantage of my vast knowledge and analytical mind...swamp me with questions about all things Org related...be a nosey mf and delve into somewhat more personal questions about me...text message me or orgNote me if it's REALLY a personal question...

...or...not.

I'm ready for ya...

Is somebody standing outside of your front door?

Byron said:

ok so,....why do the pizza delievery people now ask you "Do you need any change back?","how much change do you need back?". thats like me going to the store and the clerk asking me if i want my change(umm hullo of course i do!). at first i was upset by such a thing...now its just LAWL.

good Lord.....there must really be someone outside of his front door. it's takin' him a mighty long time to reply to such simple ?'s

BiggestBoooooty said:

or he's drinking a coke.

can you tell us the best model of advanced amateur digital camera out right now?

we're in the market for one.

i hope that's not too personal.

Are you going to answer any questions put to you?

When am I going to get that $50 back from you?

BiggestBoooooty said:

This of course depends upon when you ask me...but right now, no.

Christopher said:

They're tryin' to guarantee themselves a tip...obviously you have a reputation for stiffing pizza delivery guys, so they've all banded together to make sure that when they deliver that large pepperoni with extra cheese to your door, that they *ahem* "remind" you that you're supposed to be tippin' them for bringing the food to your door..

Heiress said:

What an embarrassing question... ...but, I said I'll answer anything...

It really depends upon what your goals are and what you desire to do with your camera. If you're simply wanting to take digital "snapshots" at events or on trips and such, there are a huge variety of digital cameras to choose from that will more than suffice. In that case, I'd let cost dictate what you buy as much as things like resolution (try and get 3-4 megapixel, though)...also, make sure the camera has a decent optical zoom and not just a digital zoom...you can find plenty of good quality cameras for around $300 (try Canon and Kodak, the latter tends to be more "casual user friendly" from my experience, though...)

Or better yet, go here: http://pcmag.shopping.com...al_Cameras

doctormcmeekle said:

It's lookin' that way, yes...

Why does chocolate seem like the best thing in the world right now?

althom said:

Are you ever gonna return that "Swedish Men Gone Wild" video you borrowed from my cousin??...

applekisses said:

Cuz it's "that time of the month" right now...

How is your day going?

Byron said:

You KNOW he ain't giving that one back!

Byron said:

Yeah...but, what in the chocolate makes it so desirable at this time?

Sweeny79 said:

I wish it were going better...

Byron said:

applekisses said:

The evil corporate lords over at Hershey and Godiva banded together to include a secret ingredient in chocolate that, when eaten, causes menstrual cramps to feel like a combination of tickling feathers and orgasms...of course men never feel this sensation so they don't quite get what the big deal is with chocolate...and women, when not having their monthly visitor, don't feel it either...but they remember....ohhhhh, yessss they dooooo...

Byron said:

It will get better.

Byron said:

I KNEW IT!

ooo ooo I have another question (actually 2): Whew...this is a tough one
























Do you like clowns? And have you ever had the desire to be a contestant on Bozo's Grand Prize Game?

How does one properly shoot art in a gallery? I have shot many a piece behind the glare proof glass and still get a huge flash spot. I know there must be a trick to it....

BiggestBoooooty said:

I prefer them to squirrels, yes...



ALL the stinkin' time when I was a kid...

Why do kamikaze-pilots wear helmets ?

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

If you have a camera which allows you to turn the flash off, do so...and if that same camera allows you to manipulate the shutter speed and f stop and focus and such, then find the right f stop for about 1/60th of a second (apparently anything slower than that will register the normal movements of the human body). Since trudging a tripod with you is proberly out of the question, press the elbow of the arm that's holding the camera firmly into your torso, that will steady your lens...screw depth of field, so you can actually open up your lens quite a bit and hopefully allow for something like 1/125 of a second, which should give you a nice, steady image.

If, however, you dunt have all those options and the flash is automatically triggered, try taking the photo at a slight angle, hopefully the flash will reflect away from your camera lens.

Or just go to the gift shop and buy the postcard version of the art...

AlfofMelmak said:

They think they look cool in them, plus the chicks dig 'em....

Are you addicted to and have you been in re-hab yet??