Pardon my language, but I am. Damn soulmate has gone out and left me with my beer and cigarettes and you lot.

It's only been 3 or 4 hours, but it feels like a million days, give or take 999,999.

What should I do? I feel like sleeping but I can almost feel Otis Redding songs calling out to me to sing along to.

sounds like a perfect day to me!

fauxnewbie said:

u deserve to be lonley and more.....

thats what u get for saying that you are going to physically hurt your wife. A real man will never beats up on a women.....

nesseone said:

Thanks.

Anyone who knows me knows I would never do such a thing and would know I love my wife more than anything in the world. This only hurts so bad because of this fact.

TheFrog said:

Slimy, heartless frog.

fauxnewbie said:

slimy and heartless, yes.

lonely, no!

You said your soul mate left you???

But I am here, baby!!!

why not sit down and play "thumb wars" against yourself?


[This message was edited Mon Jul 5 9:18:26 2004 by TheFrog]

REDFEATHERS said:

Yaaaaay! I am lonely no more. Wanna screw... some furniture together or something?

Well if you don't like us round here you'd best be finding another forum!

TheFrog said:

I have 4 letters for u and if they don't pop into your head instantly I will be very surprised.

sabaisabai said:

Hey you, stick to Asia related threads and stay away from my loneliness related crapola.

Besides, I have redfeathers now so I need not beer, not cigarettes, not nothin'!


singhaedit
[This message was edited Mon Jul 5 9:24:25 2004 by fauxnewbie]

fauxnewbie said:

See this???


Its all yours

fauxnewbie said:

i love you too, honey.

REDFEATHERS said:

Yaaaaay! Unless that's some sarcastic kiss my ass reference that I'm too drunk to recognise.

fauxnewbie said:

#

It wasnt....

TheFrog said:

Why I oughta!

REDFEATHERS said:

Yaaaaay! You've single-handedly given me the power to drink at least one more beer and stay on the org for at least one more hour, almost certainly in the hope that u'll say something else sexual to make me happy. If I never meet u I'll surely die a most horrible, yearning, longing and tragic death.

Yaaaaay!

fauxnewbie said:

Right, I'm going to orgNote Mon.

sabaisabai said:

Wel, I'm going to... um, what's your vice? I'm going to do something godammit!

fauxnewbie said:

I have never said anything sexual to you before..


Thats your mind working over time again Aww but if you get off on it I really dont mind....

Keep it coming

Try the prince:music and more forum....I bet there is some good company just waiting for you over there
[This message was edited Mon Jul 5 9:31:57 2004 by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld]

REDFEATHERS said:

Tease extraordinaire. You'll keep.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Yep, plenty of lonely souls there, just waiting for me to engage them on their favourite version of Empty Room. Thanks btw.

fauxnewbie said:

Well there's no more beer left in the house. You could steal my bicycle. I quite like it so that would sadden me.

sabaisabai said:

Ok, that's what I'll do. I'll steal your bicycle, ride it around recklessly for an hour or so and then throw it in the river.

Yaaaaay!

fauxnewbie said:

Oh extraordinaire is a good word...

How about erotica-extraordinaire????

fauxnewbie said:

OMG, you don't want to hear my response. Really, you don't. Besides, it's such a lovely bike that you wouldn't dare throw it in the canal (the water behind our house is a canal, not a river, get your geography right before you throw my bike into it!)