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Haiku error messages Simply beautiful:
Not a pretty sight When the web dies screaming loud The site is not found. Morning and sorrow 404 not with us now Lost to paradise. The dream is shattered The web site cannot be found Inside the spring rain. Click exciting link Gossamer threads hold you back 404 not found. Aborted effort: The site, passed this veil of tears. You ask way too much. Site slips through fingers Pulse pounding hard and frantic Vanishing like mist. The web site you seek Lies beyond our perception But others await. Emptyness of soul Forever aching blackness: "Blah.com not found." Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: 'Site not found.' Something you entered Transcended parameters. The site is unknown. Won't you please observe A brief moment of silence For the dead server? Cables have been cut Southwest of Northeast somewhere We are not amused. Site is silent, yes No voices can be heard now The cows roll their eyes. To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy Errors have occurred. We won't tell you where or why. Lazy programmers. Server's poor response Not quick enough for browser. Timed out, plum blossom. Login incorrect. Only perfect spellers may Enter the system. The code was willing It considered your request, But the chips were weak. | |
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Something's gone awry.
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WEB SITE GO AWAY NOW TIME TO KILL COMPUTER YOU GO AWAY TOO P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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HEY WHAT THE BLUE BLAZE BEST SITE ON WEB NOW IN HELL DEMON EAT SERVER! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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POOK said: HEY WHAT THE BLUE BLAZE BEST SITE ON WEB NOW IN HELL DEMON EAT SERVER! | |
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