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Post the goofiest lyrics ever. This Gino Vanelli song comes pretty close in the horrible lyric pool:
Mama Coco Mama coco hey you’re lookin heavy Mama coco ho you’re lookin’ good Mama coco yes I’ve been getting hungry Mama coco feed me woman food I don’t have fancy shacks or multi-colored cadillacs But I have three months of loneliness So mama have a drink relax Mama mama so glad to have you here I love you mama coco Mama coco such anticipation Mama coco mam you’re blowin’ my mind Mama coco I’m just a male caucasian Mama coco I’m virgin to your kind Now don’t get paranoid I ain’t a horny little mongoloid All I wanna have is a little bit of love and joy Mama mama so glad to have you here I love you mama coco Mama mama so glad to have you here I love you mama coco God, what dreck. All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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Alanis Morissette lyrics generator. Generates miserable pop song lyrics so you can cry all the way to the bank just like Alanis. Hilariously convoluted (and goofy) Alanis lyrics from the new record: Every time you raise your voice I see the greener grass Every time you run for cover I see this pasture Every time we're in a funk I picture a different choice Every time we're in a rut This distant grandeur Deadlines, meetings and contracts all breached D-days and structure responsibility I'll be subservient and spineless I'll lick your boots as empty shells I'll be opinion less and silent I'll be the prettiest appendage to ever lose herself Have-to's and need-to's and get-to's by three Eleventh hours and upset employees I want to be naked, running through the streets I want to invite this so called chaos, that you’d think I dare not be I want to be weightless, flying through the air I want to drop all these limitations and return to who I was meant to be Heartburn and headaches and soon-to-be ulcers Compulsive yearnings non-stop to please others All wont be lost if I’m governed by my own uniqueness Stop lights won't work I'll get home sound and safe regardless Won’t deem me had if I'm led by my own rulelessness My fire wont quell and I’ll be harm-free and distressless Trust me Line towing, and helping, expectations up to living Inside box obeying, inside line cutting Sometimes I think she takes a suffix and builds a whole verse around it. Doesn't matter if it makes sense - it rhymes! (well, kinda). [This message was edited Thu Jun 3 14:44:50 2004 by VoicesCarry] | |
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VoicesCarry said: http://www.brunching.com/...yrics.html
Alanis Morissette lyrics generator. Generates miserable pop song lyrics so you can cry all the way to the bank just like Alanis. [This message was edited Thu Jun 3 14:44:50 2004 by VoicesCarry] I cant stand that awful woman.To date I think the best thing she's done is Kevin Smith's "Dogma" .And only because she was silent for a change... "...all you need ...is justa touch...of mojo hand....." | |
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prince - animal kingdom. | |
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Blind Man's Penis by John Trubee
I got high last night on LSD My mind was beautiful, and I was free Warts loved my nipples because they are pink Vomit on me, baby Yeah Yeah Yeah. A blind man's penis is erect because he's blind It's erect because he's blind, it's erect because he's blind A blind man's penis is erect because he's blind It's erect because he is blind Let's make love under the stars and watch for UFOs And if little baby Martians come out of the UFOs You can fuck them Yeah Yeah Yeah. The zebra spilled its plastinia on bemis And the gelatin fingers oozed electric marbles Ramona's titties died in hell And the Nazis want to kill everyone. A blind man's penis is erect because he's blind ... etc. | |
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This song is not horrible, but it IS goofy....and really cool:
Lemme Take You To The Beach - Frank Zappa Lemme take you to the beach La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Lemme take you to the beach La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lahhh Bring the weenies I'll bring the soft drinks And the cookies Everybody's in love! Lemme take you to a show Wo-wo-wo -wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo Lemme take you to a show Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo~wo-wohhh Eat a candy! You are dandy! Can I kiss you? Maybe I'll just hold your hand-eeee! Lemme take you to the beach again La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Lemme take you to the beach again La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lahhh At the freak out Later we'll peak out You're on restriction So you'll probably sneak out! | |
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Maybe not the worst but definitely down there is :
"This morning I wanted a cup of coffee but I dint have any cream Last night I wanted some inspiration but I didn't have any dreams" | |
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kdj997 said: Maybe not the worst but definitely down there is :
"This morning I wanted a cup of coffee but I dint have any cream Last night I wanted some inspiration but I didn't have any dreams" dammit I love those lyrics! some people just don't get it! | |
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New kids on the block
"Tonight":- "Remember when we travelled 'round the world, we met lots of people and girls" also Milli Vanilli "Girl you no it's true" Check out spoken intro:- Girl: I really meen that much to u? Bloke: Girl, u know it's true! "Girl u know it's true, oh,oh,oh I love u" All those crack me up! The lyric to the Newkids song is possibally the best line ever (the second one listed that is), what the hell kinda line is that! "We met lots of people AND GIRLS"! | |
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" She is crazy like a fool, daddy daddy cool" -Boney M.
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Give me a HO if you've got your funky bus fare…HO
There's a double dutch bus comin' down the street Movin pretty fast So kinda shuffle your feet Get on the bus and pay your fare And tell the driver that you're Goin' to a Double Dutch Affair Fe Fi Fo Fum Well I'll be darn here it comes The Double Dutch Bus is on the street You'd better get off the curb Move your feet Bus fare trans-pass That's the way my money lasts Ain't got no car to get around When I go to work I've gotta go downtown Now I've missed my train That's a darn shame When I'm running late no sleep's to blame If you've gotta wife you know I'm right Gotta special man well I can understand Uptown, downtown everybody's getting down Say uptown say downtown Well I've missed my bus I know I'm late I've gotta do something I knio0w I hate I'm gonna walk to work fifteen blocks I already got a hole in my socks Go ahead and laugh that's okay Cause what I really wanna say I got bad feet my corns hurt To top it off I'm lost for work Let me tell you what I say When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk Let me show you how to walk When I gotta do my funky walk Let me tell you what I say When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk I say sssss-sugar (Rep with children) Bip, bomp, bam alakazam But only when you're grooving With the Double Dutch Man Put on your skates don't forget your rope Cause I know I'm gonna see you At my Double Dutch Show Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn Everytime you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on ' Bilzarbra, Mitzery, Milzetty, Kilsan Titzommy, Kitzerrance, Kilzommy that's my man Come on get on my Double Dutch Bus (The Double Dutch Bus) Let me hear you say do that (Do that) Let me hear you say Do that again (Do that again) Let me hear you say do the do Let me hear you say do the do the do Do the do, do do do do do "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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"No member of the animal kingdom
nurses past maturity no member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing to me That's why I don't eat no red meat or white fish no funky funky blue cheese We're all members of the animal kingdom leave your brothers and sisters in the sea" Possibly the worst lyrics ever written by Prince. Made me wanna go out and order a huge steak, and I was damn-near a vegetarian at the time!!! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Hotwax - Beck
It takes a backwash medecine to backwash soul Like a frying pan when the fire's gone Driving my pig while the bear's taking pictures in the grass And my radio's smashed And I like pianos in the evening sun Dragging my heals 'til my day is done Saturday night in the Captain's clothes Tin horns blowing with my jewelry fros Yo soy un disco quebrado* Yo tengo chicle en el cerebro I can't believe my way back when My Cadillac pants going much to fast Karaoke weekend at the suicide shack Community service and I'm still the mack Shocked my finger spicing my hand I been spreading disease all across the land Beautiful air-conditioned sitting in the kitchen Wishing I was living like a hit man Face down in the guarantees Jaundiced marshalls getting busy with ease Because I get down I get down I get down all the way Yo soy un disco quebrado* Yo tengo chicle en el cerebro Sawdust songs of the plaid bartenders Western Unions of the country westerns Silver foxes looking for romance In the chain smoke Kansas flashdance ass pants And you got the hotwax residues You never lose in your razor blade shoes Stealing pesos out of my brain Hazard signs down the Alamo lanes Radar systems using the souls You never get caught with the wax so rotten All my days I got the grizzly words Hijacked flavors that I'm flipping like birds Yo soy un disco quebrado* Yo tengo chicle en el cerebro who are you? I'm the enchanting wizard of rhythm why did you come here? I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe *chorus translation: "I'm a broken record I have bubblegum in my brain" Beck once said: ' it's not about what you say, it's about how it sounds!' | |
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Sorry to say, but this TTD lyric is just awful.
The answer is yes My sweet babe how many times do i have to tell you? How many ways do i have to find To tell you that you're mine all mine Does a moth fly to a flame? Does a man cling to his name? Turn your head around my sweet babe Look at me and Read my lips i dig your scene Read my lips i dig your scene I'm a match and you're kerosene Read my lips i dig your scene My precious dear push your coins aside Draw the veil above your fears And lay back in the coming tide Does a player play the game? Would i seek to cause you pain? Baby baby baby i'm not a player I'm your dragon slayer Read my lips i dig your scene All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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well.these aren't song lyrics but it sounds just as goofy 2 me.
THIS IS THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT.... THIS IS THE MALT THAT LAID IN THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT. THIS IS THE RAT THAT ATE THE MALT THAT LAID IN THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT. THIS IS THE CAT THAT KILLED THE RAT THAT ATE THE MALT THAT LAID IN THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT. THIS IS THE DOG WHO WORRIED THE CAT THAT KILLED THE RAT THAT ATE THE MALT THAT LAID IN THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT. THIS IS THE COW WITH THE CRUMPLED HORN WHO TOSSED THE DOG WHO WORRIED THE CAT THAT KILLED THE RAT THAT ATE THE MALT THAT LAID IN THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT. whew!...some of the things i remember from childhood. | |
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avatarfunk said: well.these aren't song lyrics but it sounds just as goofy 2 me.
THIS IS THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT.... THIS IS THE MALT THAT LAID IN THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT. THIS IS THE RAT THAT ATE THE MALT THAT LAID IN THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT. THIS IS THE CAT THAT KILLED THE RAT THAT ATE THE MALT THAT LAID IN THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT. THIS IS THE DOG WHO WORRIED THE CAT THAT KILLED THE RAT THAT ATE THE MALT THAT LAID IN THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT. THIS IS THE COW WITH THE CRUMPLED HORN WHO TOSSED THE DOG WHO WORRIED THE CAT THAT KILLED THE RAT THAT ATE THE MALT THAT LAID IN THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT. whew!...some of the things i remember from childhood. | |
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LMAO...damn this song is worse than I thought.
These are just terrible. Bip, bomp, bam alakazam But only when you're grooving With the Double Dutch Man Put on your skates don't forget your rope Cause I know I'm gonna see you At my Double Dutch Show Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn Everytime you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on ' Bilzarbra, Mitzery, Milzetty, Kilsan Titzommy, Kitzerrance, Kilzommy that's my man Come on get on my Double Dutch Bus | |
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Rock Lobster by The B-52's
We were at a party His ear lobe fell in the deep Someone reached in and grabbed it It was a rock lobster We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock And there they saw a rock It wasn't a rock It was a rock lobster Motion in the ocean Oooo Wooo His air hose broke Oooo Wooo Lots of trouble Oooo Wooo Lots of bubble Oooo Wooo He was in a jam S'in a giant clam Down, down Underneath the waves Mermaids wavin' Wavin' to mermen Wavin' sea fans Sea horses sailin' Dolphins wailin' Red snappers snappin' Clam shells clappin' Muscles flexin' Flippers flippin' Down, down Let's rock! Boy's in bikinis Girls in surfboards Everybody's rockin' Everybody's fruggin' Twistin' 'round the fire Havin' fun Bakin' potatoes Bakin' in the sun Put on your noseguard Hit on the Lifeguard Pass the tanning butter Here comes a stingray There goes a manta-ray In walked a jelly fish There goes a dog-fish Chased by a cat-fish In flew a sea robin Watch out for that piranha There goes a narwhal HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!!!! | |
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MY WIG FELL OFF
Hey, wait a minute Don't step on it My toupee is out on the floor Watch out for my mood ring! Nineteen button shirts in all the latest designs I'm wearing all twelve astrological signs And what's worse?- You know let me tell you about it: Trying to pass for eighteen Is a tough thing to do You can't make it in the disco When you're forty-two I been lookin' for love Every disco in town My wig's gettin' shaky My truss is slipping down My wig fell off Don't step on it out on the floor My pacemaker's busted My Polygrip won't hold no more These girls laugh At my fish net shirt When they call me grandpa That really hurts Looked in my mirror Didn't look forty-two All that shakin' and sweating Musta come unglued My wig fell off Hand my toupee to me I'm quitting the disco I'm almost forty-three Hey, look out, buddy Get off my wig Oops, I didn't -realize you was quite so big G-o ahead and keep it Keep my mood ring, too Gimme back my denture Or I'll have to use kung fu- ugh, ugh! My wig fell off Hand my toupee to me I'm quitting the disco I'm almost forty-three My wig fell off My elevator shoes, my hip jewelry Sell 'em at a yard sale somewhere Anybody wanna buy all twelve astrological signs? Anybody wanna buy eighteen button shirts in all the latest designs? Anybody wanna buy a wig?-- you can have my wig for next to nothin' I'm quittin' the disco, I'm quitting the disco, y'all I can't take it no more Too much heartbreak- too much pain Too much heartbreak- too much pain Hey..., I didn't, I didn't see you in this place before... | |
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My God, anything by LFO. Remember "Summer Girls"? I wish I didn't!
Yeah..I like it when the girls stop by...in the summer Do you remember, do your remember, when we met that summer ~Chorus:~ New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer... Verse 1: Hip Hop Marmalade Spic and Span Met you one summer and it all began You're the best girl that I ever did see The great Larry Bird jersey 33 When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle cuz I can't speak baby Somethin in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer the went back home Macaulay Culkin was in Home Alone Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch ~Chorus~ Verse 2: Cherry Pez, Cold Crush, Rock, Stud, Boogie Used to hate school, so I had to play hookie Always been hip to the b-boy style Known to act wild and make a girl smile Love New Edition and the Candy Girl Reminds me of you because you rock my world You come from Georgia where the peaches grow They drink lemonade and speak real slow You love Hip Hop and Rock &Roll Dad took off when you where 4 years old There was a good man named Paul Revere I feel much better baby when you're near You love Fun Dip and Cherry Coke I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke When I met you I said my name is Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch ~Chorus~ Verse 3: In the summertime girls got it goin on Shake and wiggle to a Hip Hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike Boogaloo Shrimp and Pogo sticks My mind takes me back there, oh so quick Let you off the hook like my man, Mr. Limpit Think about that summer, and I bug cuz I miss it Like the color Purple, Macaroni and cheese Ruby red slippers, and a bunch of trees Call you up but what's the use I like Kevin Bacon, but i hate Foot Loose Came in the door, I said it before I think I'm over you, but I'm really not sure When I met you I said my name is Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch ~Chorus~ Verse 4: Summer girls come, and summer girls go Some are worth while, and some are so so Summer girls come, and summer girls go Some are worth while, and some are so so Summertime girls got it goin on Shake and wiggle to a Hip Hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey, like I stole your bike ~Chorus~ | |
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And this gem by LFO may be worse than "Summer Girls". You be the judge. Here's "I Will Show You Mine":
I Will Show You Mine Hook: Cherry bubblicious and coco-pop Got you on my mind, and it just won't stop Tilt-a-whirl, baby girl, Slip and slide We can swing it left, cuz I think you're fly Verse 1: You got the curves, the sway, I can't look away Girl, you got my pure devotion With every move you make, I'm so hard I could break Girl, you're poetry in motion ~Chorus:~ Ohh, baby you know you're drivin' me crazy But tonight i'm watching every dream I had come true You say I will show you mine, if you will show me yours And one by one we're throwing all our clothing on the floor You say don't blow out the candles, cuz I want you to see And suddenly you're naked standing right in front of me Baby I see you Verse 2: You got the mouth, the lips Girl I've got to kiss All your body's made for pleasure You make me feel like a man should feel Like a man of steel, you've got a hidden treasure ~Chorus~ Rap: Pop rock baby, you don't stop We got this, met her on the L-train, radiator hotness Orange tootsie pop, and a colgate smile Visions in my mind of me and her gettin' wild Shimmie coco-pop, boogie down, fluffer nutter Once you get with me, then there will never be another Come on everybody, let's all get down I need a real love baby, won't you please come around ~Chorus~ @ HOOK: Cherry bubblicious and coco pop! | |
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And O-Town's "Liquid Dreams" just disgusts me!
Posters of love surrounding me, I'm lost in a world of fantasy Every night she comes to me and gives me all the love I need Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl She's a morpharotic dream from a magazine And she's so fine designed to blow your mind She's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child Just a little touch Madonna's wild style With Janet Jackson's smile, throw in a body like Jennifer's You've got the star of my liquid dream Angelina Jolie's lips to kiss in the dark Underneath Cindy C's beauty mark When it comes to the test well Tyra's the best And Salma Hayek brings the rest Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl She's a morpharotic dream from a magazine And she's so fine designed to blow your mind She's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child Just a little touch Madonna's wild style With Janet Jackson's smile, throw in a body like Jennifers' You've got the star of my liquid dreams Looks ain't everything she's got the sweetest personality Like Halle B My mama thinks I'm lazy, my friends all think I'm crazy But in my mind, I leave the world behind every night I dream Oh.. Liquid Dreams, my Liquid Dreams Waterfalls and streams, these liquid dreams I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child Just little touch of Madonna's wild style With Janet Jackson's smile Throw in a body like Jennifer's You've got the star of my liquid dreams My liquid dreams | |
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flipwilson said: Blind Man's Penis by John Trubee
I got high last night on LSD My mind was beautiful, and I was free Warts loved my nipples because they are pink Vomit on me, baby Yeah Yeah Yeah. A blind man's penis is erect because he's blind It's erect because he's blind, it's erect because he's blind A blind man's penis is erect because he's blind It's erect because he is blind Let's make love under the stars and watch for UFOs And if little baby Martians come out of the UFOs You can fuck them Yeah Yeah Yeah. The zebra spilled its plastinia on bemis And the gelatin fingers oozed electric marbles Ramona's titties died in hell And the Nazis want to kill everyone. A blind man's penis is erect because he's blind ... etc. | |
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They Might Be Giants have plenty of goofy lyrics, but this one's near the top:
Shoehorn With Teeth He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair but he doesn't get nervous She's not really there He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing Tour the world in a heavy metal band But they run out of gas The plane can never land He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb When you're much too busy returning to the womb? He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing | |
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theVelvetRoper said: My God, anything by LFO. Remember "Summer Girls"? I wish I didn't!
Yeah..I like it when the girls stop by...in the summer Do you remember, do your remember, when we met that summer ~Chorus:~ New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer... Verse 1: Hip Hop Marmalade Spic and Span Met you one summer and it all began You're the best girl that I ever did see The great Larry Bird jersey 33 When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle cuz I can't speak baby Somethin in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer the went back home Macaulay Culkin was in Home Alone Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch ~Chorus~ Verse 2: Cherry Pez, Cold Crush, Rock, Stud, Boogie Used to hate school, so I had to play hookie Always been hip to the b-boy style Known to act wild and make a girl smile Love New Edition and the Candy Girl Reminds me of you because you rock my world You come from Georgia where the peaches grow They drink lemonade and speak real slow You love Hip Hop and Rock &Roll Dad took off when you where 4 years old There was a good man named Paul Revere I feel much better baby when you're near You love Fun Dip and Cherry Coke I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke When I met you I said my name is Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch ~Chorus~ Verse 3: In the summertime girls got it goin on Shake and wiggle to a Hip Hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike Boogaloo Shrimp and Pogo sticks My mind takes me back there, oh so quick Let you off the hook like my man, Mr. Limpit Think about that summer, and I bug cuz I miss it Like the color Purple, Macaroni and cheese Ruby red slippers, and a bunch of trees Call you up but what's the use I like Kevin Bacon, but i hate Foot Loose Came in the door, I said it before I think I'm over you, but I'm really not sure When I met you I said my name is Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch ~Chorus~ Verse 4: Summer girls come, and summer girls go Some are worth while, and some are so so Summer girls come, and summer girls go Some are worth while, and some are so so Summertime girls got it goin on Shake and wiggle to a Hip Hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey, like I stole your bike ~Chorus~ BAAAHAAA I can't stop laughing at this....unreal | |
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They may not be the goofiest but there in the running for most ignorant.Is this what happened to rap?
artist(being nice) BOO GOTTI Yo, I got a empire with ni__as with thug in they blood I admire dem ni__as, My desire is figgas Rockland bitch, why hire some killas? Gotti heat like hail son and fire dem ni__as Pop off 2 clips, Top off new six Rock frost blue wrist, still cop two bricks Cook crack in the pot, Push pats on the block Cock the glock, pop up like jack in a box He crazy insane, mommys say loco I even push 'caine when the blow is slow And when the dough got low, I got the high 'fo Back in the same hood on the block for 'mo Doorags, saggin pants, I'm baggin grams Ni__as smokin the joke, and den laughin at "What if I get to blast a man?" Aw shit! Boo watch out! | |
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kdj997 said: Maybe not the worst but definitely down there is :
"This morning I wanted a cup of coffee but I dint have any cream Last night I wanted some inspiration but I didn't have any dreams" Close! But the real answer is "Give back the chains! If you don't you'll die! Nothing should come between you & I!" Also R.Kelly "You remind me of my jeep" Check this song out at:
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theVelvetRoper said: And O-Town's "Liquid Dreams" just disgusts me!
Posters of love surrounding me, I'm lost in a world of fantasy Every night she comes to me and gives me all the love I need Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl She's a morpharotic dream from a magazine And she's so fine designed to blow your mind She's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child Just a little touch Madonna's wild style With Janet Jackson's smile, throw in a body like Jennifer's You've got the star of my liquid dream Angelina Jolie's lips to kiss in the dark Underneath Cindy C's beauty mark When it comes to the test well Tyra's the best And Salma Hayek brings the rest Now this hot girl, she's not your average girl She's a morpharotic dream from a magazine And she's so fine designed to blow your mind She's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child Just a little touch Madonna's wild style With Janet Jackson's smile, throw in a body like Jennifers' You've got the star of my liquid dreams Looks ain't everything she's got the sweetest personality Like Halle B My mama thinks I'm lazy, my friends all think I'm crazy But in my mind, I leave the world behind every night I dream Oh.. Liquid Dreams, my Liquid Dreams Waterfalls and streams, these liquid dreams I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child Just little touch of Madonna's wild style With Janet Jackson's smile Throw in a body like Jennifer's You've got the star of my liquid dreams My liquid dreams This isn't goofy, just plain awful. Check this song out at:
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The Frogs - I'm Sad The Goat Just Died Today
I'm sad because my goat just died today I'm sad my goat just fell in the hay, hey We're all sad the goat just died today, well, well, well We're sad enough to cry, cry-ay-ay-ay Sad the goat just died tonight We're sad, his funeral's gonna be out of sight We're so sad, but in a way we're happy He didn't suffer too much He only got the cramps once Sad, oh, the piece of poop wouldn't come out of his belly Sad, we had to call Doc Nelly We're sad NCC2012... your local Trekkie. =/\=
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