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Bird Poop Lands in Cyndi Lauper's Mouth NY DAILY NEWS...RUSH AND MOLLOY
Somewhere over Massachusetts is a sparrow who apparently doesn't care for '80s rock. Cyndi Lauper was reaching for a high note during her opening number at Saturday's KISS-108-sponsored concert in Mansfield, Mass., when from the sky came a white glob of bird poop. The fecal critique landed in her open mouth. Showing more aplomb than Tippi Hedren ever displayed in "The Birds," the Brooklyn-born rocker wiped her tongue on her sleeve and kept on rockin'. The 50-year-old singer did kvetch backstage that a bird once plopped on her head while she was on stage. "My grandmother says it's good luck, but I think it's disgusting," she moaned. Maybe birds just want to have fun. ----- Poor Cyndi. Rock stars sure put up with a lot of shit.  | |
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LMAO! 
Excellent stuff!
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That same sort of thing happened to a girl in my girl scouts troop a long time ago. We were at an outdoor retreat and we were all seated under some huge trees. The girl was looking up with her mouth open and a worm dropped in. Grody to the max. "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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poor Cyndi! that's too funny! | |
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I think the bird was sent by Madonna. 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Remind me to never reach for those high notes.  | |
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alllll through the *poop*...ewww!
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poor cyndi. when i was little, a bird pooped on my "jive turkey" t-shirt when i was out playing. i was very, very upset about it.  | |
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BIRDY FLING POO! POOK LOVE IT! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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Sounds like she handled it about as well as one possibly could....
I would've spit all over the place, cancelled the show, drank a case of water, took a shower, etc... | |
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jtgillia said: Sounds like she handled it about as well as one possibly could....
I would've spit all over the place, cancelled the show, drank a case of water, took a shower, etc... She did did handle it well | |
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standing in line.....
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I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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| LMAO just at the title of this thread..... "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: LMAO just at the title of this thread.....!!!!!I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: alllll through the *poop*...ewww!
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OdysseyMiles said: standing in line.....
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Wow. How disgusting. | |
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Cyndi Lauper is 50??? Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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Triumph lives to poop in Geraldo's open sewer of a mouth. All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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Poor Cyndi! Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Mynameisspmarc said: Cyndi Lauper is 50???
I know! That means that was like 30 back when she first hit it big? As for the bird incident, I guess he didn't want a Cyndi comeback. Very gross and very dissapointing. | |
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Mynameisspmarc said: Cyndi Lauper is 50???
that surprised me, too. she looks good for 50, imo. | |
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She should've busted out some bread! 
Or was she just singing the shit out of that song?
Either way... it's funny! Poor Cyndi, but she handled it well!
(and yes, she looks fantastic for 50!) |
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I know, it's foul of me to poke fun at a New Wave legend, but that's just a hilarious situation!!!!! NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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I wonder what Prince would do if that happened to him. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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