I just was emailed the new renewal policy for the NPGMC. You won't like it very much.very cool




> Start with a cage containing five monkeys.
>
> Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs
under
> it. Before long, a monkey will go to the
> stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches
the
> stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.
>
> After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result -all the other monkeys are sprayed with
> cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
>
> Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the
> banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.
>
> Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a
> third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted
to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.
>
> After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as
> they know that's the way it's always been done around here. And that, my friends, is how company policy begins.

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Now wait....you're saying that you can bye both bananas AND monkeys thru the npgmc retail section now??...

Ok first of all I'm a tickle the sistah that put that in the mail till she pees and turns whiter than me
Secondly I was thinkin that was a discription of Fam Behavior or should I say the (PAK) way of doin things you freak the flip out when some one says check it out Prince is Human and the whole freakin Pak looses its colective frakin mind !
Still rings true in many a situation tho .... Too bad Many of us know so many folks who havent evolved inilectally beyond the Primates ain't it ? oh well so is life I guess

wellbeyond said:

yes, WB. Along with Cages and water hoses

Zandi said:

eh? run that by me again...

....jungle Love.....yeah

I don't like monkey's or banana's, should I cancel my
NPGMC membership

Cool! I wanna gorilla! Does NPGMC give you a choice of which primates you get, or do they just randomly send out various monkeys? Man, I hope I get a chimp, but knowing my luck I'll probably get a masturbating spider-monkey!

Y'know, now that I think of it, this seems more like a Michael Jackson music club premium. "Join now, and Michael will send you one of his animals from his fabulous Neverland Ranch!"

Wasn't this a cut piece of dialogue from "The Contender"?

micorison requesting radio silence...
[This message was edited Fri May 3 15:04:22 PDT 2002 by micorison]