GANGSTA pioneer ICE-T aims to turn DAVID HASSELHOFF into a rap star — by producing the ex-Baywatch actor’s first hip hop album. (link)

Ice who paved the way for 50 CENT and EMINEM, told me: “The man is a legend. We are going to show a whole new side of him.”

The unlikely lads are near neighbours in Los Angeles and have struck up a close friendship.

Ice is convinced medallion-man Hasselhoff can take on the biggest names in rap. He said from a New York hotel: “He’s gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff.

“The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour.”

suomynona said:

Is it April 1st or what

mrbungle said:

they just aired an interview on mtv news with ice-t and david about it... apparently david is going to be covering ice-t's classic "Girls L.G.B.N.A.F."... here are the lyrics:

1-2, 1-2-1-2-3, I'm the emcee called Hassel the Hoff
That's DJ Evil E, Islam creates the beats
You girls look so sexy
I wish you all were up here with me
You drive me crazy with those big ole butts
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!

Tonight,I wanta make this real clear,dear
I've no time to whisper in your ear
No time to remove our fears
I just wanta get near
Get butt naked and roll around
Move our bodies like up and down
Do that stuff that your mama call smut!
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!

Come on,you know you wanta do it,too
It's good to me,and it's good to you
I only speak what's true
You say you don't,but I know you do
Come on up to my room
We'll undress by the light of the moon
Lay down and I'll caress that butt
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!

I mean real stupid and nasty
I know what you wnat,so you don't have to ask me
Just lay back and I'll operate
Jimbraski will go to work and penetrate
And then we'll both feel great
Make your move tonight,girl,don't hesitate
We both want it,don't make it tough
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!

Homeboys,you know the situation
You're trying to rap but they give you frustration
Nose in the air,turnin' you down
When you really wanta say! "Yo baby let's get down"
But you don't,you keep frontin'
Kickin' conversation,ain't talkin' 'bout nothin'
When all that's really on your mind is what?

"Yo baby L.G.B.N.A.F."
That's right if you're a man you want it
If you're a woman you tease him and flaunt it
But my crew got to have it
And after they dog it,I autograph it
The SYNDICATE don't lecture
We move in a group,seduce and capture
And if the posse has good luck
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!

ISLAM takes the pictures
And girls,I'm a say EVIL E's gonna get ya
Get ya illin' in a nude mode
A double X-rated episode
Hotel rooms cold explode,when my posse unloads
Sex in effect when we're on the road
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!

Throw your hands up in the air
If you love sex I know you're out there
Safe sex that is,ya gotta be careful with this 88 sex biz
But that's another song
Girls,move your bodies sexy and the brothers will come along
Homeboys,move in on that butt and say!
Girl, Let's Get Butt Naked And Fuck!

i can totally see hassle the hoff covering this jam

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[This message was edited Thu May 20 10:36:45 2004 by suomynona]

Hassel the Hoff...you have got to be joking

may have to buy that one

PLEASE tell me KITT is going to do a cameo. PLEASE!

BJ and the Bear and gonna appear on it also
With there controversial version of The Times "Jungle Love"

quit playin.

Well if this is true, I don't own any Ice T albums and now I surely will never be influenced to get any. Great on L&O:SVU, though.
[This message was edited Thu May 20 13:50:55 2004 by VinnyM27]

haha....Ice T came to my school recently for free.....but he didn't perform, Thank God. He just talked about his life and his book.

First of all Ice T admitted on a players and hoes show on HBO that he can't rap, act or anything that it's just his "game" that gets him by. So with that said Ice has never been the best rapper, and while his lyrics were provacative at the time and he is still a legend in hip hop this is a little silly he will get his ghetto pass revoked. It's like the blind leading the blind when Ice T is teaching "anybody" how to rap...

Conaan Obrien(sp?) mentioned this in his monologue last night. It is truley the end of days.

I think this is actually in the Bible as a sign of the Apocalypse!

this is a joke right ???

"Men worshipped the dragon for he had given his authority to the beast
And they worshipped the beast saying
"Who is like the beast and who can fight against the beast?"
And the beast was given a mouth uttering haughty and blasphemous words
And it was allowed to exercise authority for forty-two months
It opened its mouth to utter blasphemous words against God"



Sounds like that could be describing a rap album by Hasselhoff!!!!
[This message was edited Fri May 21 10:00:03 2004 by JediMaster]

It'll be a HUGE success in Germany!

CynthiasSocks said:

i bet so !