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Clay Aiken sings When Doves Cry On the Kelly Clarkson/Clay Aiken tour, this is what one reporter wrote in Miami:
It's always gratifying to watch an artist display growth. In this regard, this first coheadlining tour from American Idol stars Kelly Clarkson, season one winner, and Clay Aiken, season two runner-up, proved the TV reality show just may be capable of unleashing genuine artists after all. Need proof? Aiken sang Prince's 1984 classic When Doves Cry. It would seem impossible to find two people with less in common than wholesome Aiken, a singer some have called ''vanilla,'' and randy Prince, who used to perform in bikini underwear while simulating copulation. True, both have spoken of spirituality, but Prince has always merged sex into the equation. ''Animals strike curious poses / They feel the heat, the heat between me and you,'' Aiken sang, grinding a bit against his background singer. The display was probably sexy only to Aiken's devoted fans who run all ages, but that's beside the point. He sang his unlikely selection extremely well, revealing the gospel roots of the tune by opening it as a ballad amid hearty piano chords, and then taking it to a rousing finish. ---------------------------------
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wrong forum..  | |
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TheRealFiness said: wrong forum..
'Music/Non-Prince' - perfect forum  ---------------------------------
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jthad1129 said: He sang his unlikely selection extremely well, revealing the gospel roots of the tune by opening it as a ballad amid hearty piano chords, and then taking it to a rousing finish.
*pinky in ear canal* That's one version I never care to hear... ever! | |
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is clay a virgin? Let the rain come down...17 days.... | |
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jthad1129 said: ''Animals strike curious poses / They feel the heat, the heat between me and you,'' Aiken sang, grinding a bit against his background singer.
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moderatori take it the back-up singer was a guy, right?
clay....just walk away...just walk away and never look back...thanks! Space for sale... | |
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that is my worst nightmare ....
i think the planets are aligning ... the apocalypse is near .... damn | |
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jthad1129 said: On the Kelly Clarkson/Clay Aiken tour, this is what one reporter wrote in Miami:
''Animals strike curious poses / They feel the heat, the heat between me and you,'' Aiken sang, grinding a bit against his background singer. One word: Ewww? *shudder* | |
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projectile vomits into the next room... | |
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NOOOOO!!!!!  | |
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theVelvetRoper said: jthad1129 said: ''Animals strike curious poses / They feel the heat, the heat between me and you,'' Aiken sang, grinding a bit against his background singer.
Oh Christ. Oh Christ. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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STOP THE INSANITY!!!!! | |
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Ya'll are TRIPPIN'....you haven't even HEARD it ...
 Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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"grinding a bit against his background singer" ? oh-no. that just seems wrong. | |
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Revolution said: Ya'll are TRIPPIN'....you haven't even HEARD it ...
"When Doves Cry" is not a Broadway showtune. Hence Clay cannot sing it. This is a mathematical certainty, expressed by the equation: CLAY = (SHOULD'VE STUCK TO KARAOKE)^2 | |
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jessyMD32781 said: "grinding a bit against his background singer" ? oh-no. that just seems wrong.
you people are cracking - me - up!!!! I have not laughed so much in one day. thanks! ---------------------------------
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You know how there are words for perverse physical attractions like necrophilia (erotic attraction to dead people) and bestiality (sex with animals)? Somebody needs to come up with a word for when Clay Aiken dry humps the hired help on stage. That's just plain nasty! | |
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UptownDeb said: You know how there are words for perverse physical attractions like necrophilia (erotic attraction to dead people) and bestiality (sex with animals)? Somebody needs to come up with a word for when Clay Aiken dry humps the hired help on stage. That's just plain nasty!
Yes, but what's he dry humping at home? That is likely nastier. | |
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VoicesCarry said: UptownDeb said: You know how there are words for perverse physical attractions like necrophilia (erotic attraction to dead people) and bestiality (sex with animals)? Somebody needs to come up with a word for when Clay Aiken dry humps the hired help on stage. That's just plain nasty!
Yes, but what's he dry humping at home? That is likely nastier.  i don't even wanna know what he humps at home... | |
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clay aiken singing when doves cry?....that's like the quaker oatmeal man(wilford brimley)singing sexy m.f.!...lol | |
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Radio@Netscape's playing WDC now! Clay Aiken shouldn't be anywhere near that song! | |
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that's just wrong. Wrong on so many levels. The Org is the short yellow bus of the Prince Internet fan community. | |
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avatarfunk said: clay aiken singing when doves cry?....that's like the quaker oatmeal man(wilford brimley)singing sexy m.f.!...lol
LMAO  | |
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jthad1129 said: ''Animals strike curious poses / They feel the heat, the heat between me and you,'' Aiken sang, grinding a bit against his background singer.
eeeeewwwww!!!!! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: VoicesCarry said: Yes, but what's he dry humping at home? That is likely nastier. i don't even wanna know what he humps at home... that so funny. | |
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