I read about this the other day in my US magazine. I heard that she is suppose to play Daisy Duke in the upcoming movie Dukes of Hazzard.

First of all.. I dont remember if Daisy duke was blonde or not.. but i guess if she ain't, that is what wigs are for..

And second.. Jessica simpson can barely speak.. none the less read lines and memorize them.. Not sure how I feel about this.. Any thoughts?

daisy was brunette...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

so, she can dye her hair.....it's about the boobs!!!

and according to VH-1, Daisy Duke was half Mexican.


they also said that Big Bird is a Thai drag queen and that animal is from panama so who knows.

Hmm, I thought Britney was eyeing this role..

It's not Shakespearean theatre we're talking here. All she needs to do is dye her hair and make sure those dukes are on tight.

whodknee said:

and buy a fake butt. i hope she's saving all this cash she's making right now. i read her interview in us weekly and she said that she and nick almost went bankrupt paying for their wedding. i was like, damn.

Daisy Duke is our mascot at work. We have a picture of her on the window in defiance of somebody having the nerve to list daisy dukes as clothing that doesn't qualify as business casual. Like who in their right or wrong mind would ever think of going to work in some daisy dukes? I wish Hollywood would leave remakes and adaptations from the small to big screen alone.

jessyMD32781 said:

no wonder she was so sexy! latinas rock!!

BabyCakes said:

She should go for it, while we laugh at her, she's cleaning it up..laughing to the bank and up the hollywood ladder..while looking cute in her daisy dukes!

My vote is for SHARIKA, she's got a lovely bump! Jessica is plain, Let's spice it up!!!

JoeBala said:

Lucky for us those breasts are small and humble. So we don't confuse them with Daisy Duke's.

I could be wrong but I always thought Jessica was bottle blonde, not naturally blonde.

Tom said:

I wonder.

anemone said:

she [i]was[/] ...

Anyone else seriously think this girl is a butterface? Half the time she looks very masculine, it's disconcerting.

VoicesCarry said:

her jaw is a bit large compared to you average woman.

jessyMD32781 said:

there's a reason behind that... er... inside that... er... uh...

suomynona said:

Well, that explains Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz then!

Jessia Simpson is such a retard....she probably would put her 'Daisy Duke's' on backwards.
Geeeeezzzzzuuuuus!!!

I think she is adorable. I also don't think she's as dumb as the show portrays her. I saw her driven with pictures of her as a little child and she was always blond,even at five. So I guess the hair is pretty much real. She can do it, that's what teleprompters are for.

MightBQueen said:

They sure do! I'm half Mexican as well btw.

minneapolisgenius said:

... mexican chicks...

VoicesCarry said:

I always thought that she looked like Ricky Marttin in drag.

EllisDee said:

minneapolisgenius said:

you could look like ricky martin in drag, if you'd trim that beard down a little... ...

minneapolisgenius said:

mexican chicks and all their freakin' attitude...

i can't believe that was the best response i could come up with... ....

EllisDee said:

[This message was edited Sat Feb 28 6:48:36 2004 by minneapolisgenius]

EllisDee said:

Oh God.....please stop! You're..... killing..... me.....with....you're.....wit.....