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Thread started 01/31/04 10:44am

theVelvetRoper

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Joyce's Full Name, Address, Phone Number, and Family

Thanks to our new friend Nick at Bizzare Records, Mr. Squiggle, Vinny, CinisterCee, and everyone else, we now have all of this information and more from merely seeing the back of her album cover.

Her name is Joyce Drake, and she's a beautiful, religious woman who's from Texas. With her husband Clyde, she's produced four beautiful (or maybe not so beautiful, who the hell knows?) children: Lynn, Karl, Brad, and Derek. So we know she's had sex at least four times.

If nothing has changed, we can reach her at:
1140 Meyer
Sealy, TX 77474
(471) 865-3666 or 585-3113
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine.
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Reply #1 posted 01/31/04 10:51am

Cloudbuster

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lol
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Reply #2 posted 01/31/04 11:04am

theVelvetRoper

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Also, I've just googled "Joyce Drake", and it seems as if there's a school named after her. Could this school's name be in homage to our Joyce Drake?

http://www.greatschools.n...l/az/1527/
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine.
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Reply #3 posted 01/31/04 11:26am

CinisterCee

"You think this story's over but it's ready to begin" -Beastie Boys ~ Paul Revere

lol
[This message was edited Sat Jan 31 11:26:56 PST 2004 by CinisterCee]
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Reply #4 posted 01/31/04 12:02pm

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who the fuck is joyce got dammit? damn/.
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Reply #5 posted 01/31/04 12:53pm

Marrk

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Now all i've got to do is actually here her, and my life will be complete. woot!
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Reply #6 posted 01/31/04 12:54pm

VoicesCarry



- Courntey Love after hearing Joyce for the first time
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Reply #7 posted 01/31/04 1:04pm

VinnyM27

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VoicesCarry said:



- Courntey Love after hearing Joyce for the first time


She likes it!
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Reply #8 posted 01/31/04 1:50pm

CinisterCee

VinnyM27 said:

VoicesCarry said:



- Courntey Love after hearing Joyce for the first time


She likes it!


Courtney didn't think she would like the Joyce record, but this is her looking pleasantly surprised, about to start nodding with the funk face hmm
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Reply #9 posted 01/31/04 3:02pm

theVelvetRoper

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Wouldn't you shit yourself if the surprise performer at the Superbowl turned out to be...JOYCE!

Lol, Joyce and Janet. It sounds good already!
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine.
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Reply #10 posted 01/31/04 3:12pm

Marrk

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theVelvetRoper said:

Wouldn't you shit yourself if the surprise performer at the Superbowl turned out to be...JOYCE!

!


falloff
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Reply #11 posted 01/31/04 8:02pm

marcdeondotcom

theVelvetRoper said:

Thanks to our new friend Nick at Bizzare Records, Mr. Squiggle, Vinny, CinisterCee, and everyone else, we now have all of this information and more from merely seeing the back of her album cover.

Her name is Joyce Drake, and she's a beautiful, religious woman who's from Texas. With her husband Clyde, she's produced four beautiful (or maybe not so beautiful, who the hell knows?) children: Lynn, Karl, Brad, and Derek. So we know she's had sex at least four times.

If nothing has changed, we can reach her at:
1140 Meyer
Sealy, TX 77474
(471) 865-3666 or 585-3113


This can't be current! That album cover looks old for the 70's.
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Reply #12 posted 01/31/04 10:15pm

theVelvetRoper

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marcdeondotcom said:

theVelvetRoper said:

Thanks to our new friend Nick at Bizzare Records, Mr. Squiggle, Vinny, CinisterCee, and everyone else, we now have all of this information and more from merely seeing the back of her album cover.

Her name is Joyce Drake, and she's a beautiful, religious woman who's from Texas. With her husband Clyde, she's produced four beautiful (or maybe not so beautiful, who the hell knows?) children: Lynn, Karl, Brad, and Derek. So we know she's had sex at least four times.

If nothing has changed, we can reach her at:
1140 Meyer
Sealy, TX 77474
(471) 865-3666 or 585-3113


This can't be current! That album cover looks old for the 70's.


It's from '83, to be exact. wink
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine.
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Reply #13 posted 01/31/04 10:57pm

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I hope she doesn't get mad that her home address and phone number have been published on the internet sad
We are the heat and the light in the forest. Without us this is only a place. With us it becomes an adventure.
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Reply #14 posted 01/31/04 11:00pm

CinisterCee

Marrk said:

theVelvetRoper said:

Wouldn't you shit yourself if the surprise performer at the Superbowl turned out to be...JOYCE!

!


falloff


co- falloff
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Reply #15 posted 02/01/04 11:49am

VinnyM27

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Xorn said:

I hope she doesn't get mad that her home address and phone number have been published on the internet sad


We've pretty much determined that she doesn't live there anymore (Nick posted that he has not written or called directly but has tried other methods and she isn't in that town and the number is not active). Also, keep in mind she did put it on the album! It's not like we looked this up in the phone book.
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Reply #16 posted 02/01/04 11:55am

VinnyM27

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CinisterCee said:

Marrk said:

theVelvetRoper said:

Wouldn't you shit yourself if the surprise performer at the Superbowl turned out to be...JOYCE!

!


falloff


co- falloff


Joyce and Janet singing deuts.
"All For Jesus"
"I Miss Him Much"
"Come Back To Earth"
"Someone To Call My Savoir"
"Chruch Xone"
...others?
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Reply #17 posted 02/01/04 12:02pm

theVelvetRoper

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VinnyM27 said:

CinisterCee said:

Marrk said:

theVelvetRoper said:

Wouldn't you shit yourself if the surprise performer at the Superbowl turned out to be...JOYCE!

!


falloff


co- falloff


Joyce and Janet singing deuts.
"All For Jesus"
"I Miss Him Much"
"Come Back To Earth"
"Someone To Call My Savoir"
"Chruch Xone"
...others?
falloff "Pope Burn"
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine.
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