OMG, he doesnt have a chance..LOL...But, Prince on the other hand..He should win that Grammy!!!

You know what?

When I saw the title of this thread I was gonna correct you if you had NOT said Michael Bolton. There are not enough negative things you can say about that caterwauling, smug, twat.

Supernova said:

What about me? :p

RaspberryWoman007 said:

where the hell were they when Rainbow Chillins came out? WHERE WERE THEY!!!??

Lol, I just notivced it's an American Music Award he's holding, not a Grammy, but you guys get the picture.

sinisterpentatonic said:

theVelvetRoper said:

Unfortunately, he has won at least a couple of Grammy awards.

That man should not even have studio time to make an album

BTW: Does anyone else think the Fabio hair is little, well...out of style?

Lol, he's got a song called "Can I Touch You...There?" Okay, there are a million things wrong with that title, because Michael Bolton should NOT be asking things like that. I think it's hilarious how he has the "dot dot dot", like there's a big pause in between "Can I Touch You" and "There", like he's building the balls to say something so incredibly "raunchy".

Can I Touch You...































































































































































...There?

Producers say "Can I.. Finger-Bang You?" just didn't have the same ring.

:fingerbang:
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theVelvetRoper said:

Worst...hair...ever!!!

CinisterCee said:

Or even "Can I Stick It...There?"
[This message was edited Fri Jan 2 16:53:48 PST 2004 by theVelvetRoper]

make fun all you want, but he's actually a pretty good songwriter (well, except for the ones he has to go to court for because he ripped them off).

the unfortunate thing for him, however, is that most of his song sound much better in styles and voices other than his own (i.e., when given to others).

RaspberryWoman007 said:

for what?

theVelvetRoper said:

omg...to make matters worse, i remember seein him on oprah performin that song when it first came out...he had oprah whisperin the "there" part...ew ew eweweweweweweweeewww.

AaronAlmighty said:

Didn't Michael Bolton rip off the Isley Brothers???

AaronAlmighty said:

Will do.

thetimefan said:

Yes.

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paisleypark4 said:

The Rainbow Chillins did make the list of Grammy submissions, but not enough people voted for it to make a nomination.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Lol! Another good one is "I Said I Loved You But I Lied"!

theVelvetRoper said:

He should do commercials for exlax since he sings like he's morbidly constipated.

actually he does deserve to have won a grammy, or multiple grammys, because the grammys have always been about mediocre middle of the road pop. it has never been about cutting edge, or quality music.

dude, he sounds like he's passing something...stones, i don' know...i agree with u

medoc2003 said:

then you must like a lot of mediocre middle of the road pop that isn't of good quality or on the cutting edge, because over half of the artists listed as favorites in your profile are Grammy winners.

theVelvetRoper said:

He shouldn't even have a career in music.