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Britney Spears RELIEVED at Saddam Hussein capture In an emotionally-charged interview with DeadBrain.com, mega pop diva Britney Spears offered her candid stance on the capture of evil incarnate Saddam Hussein.
"I'm so gigantically relieved they finally captured that scary bearded guy!" Spears said, while having Band-Aids applied to her nipples for an MTV appearance later that day. "He's, like, all gnarly and stuff! I've even had nightmares about him – but he looked a lot more like Justin in those." When asked to elaborate, tears welled up in the young starlet's eyes. "Not many people know this about me, but I'm a huge freak when it comes to politics. If I wasn't so good at being a totally hot pop star I'd definitely be a senator or ambassador or troubadour or something. So, like, when that ugly bearded guy did that horrible thing on September 11th, it really affected me." I attempted to suggest to Miss Spears that she was thinking of Osama bin Laden, but Spears signaled for silence and continued. "That's what my new CD, 'In the Zone,' is all about. It's about the war zone, and all those poor soldiers who are fighting for our freedom, and eating turkey with the President. And my single, 'Me Against the Music,' is really a metaphor about that bad, ugly bearded guy. That's why Madonna helped me with it. She could see it was for a really deep cause. She gets me." At an utter and complete loss for words, I nodded empathetically. "I knew you'd understand!" Spears said, running over and embracing me in a manner which inadvertently stirred my loins. "You'll let the world know I'm not a dumb blonde, right? I'm ready to share my passion for politics with the world. Please carry my dream to the public!" I answered the young but undeniably legal singing sensation the only way I knew how – with the longest, deepest, most meaningful embrace I could muster. And for the record...they're real. | |
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5 stars! This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Wouldn't a dumb blonde need to be a natural blonde? | |
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"That's what my new CD, 'In the Zone,' is all about. It's about the war zone, and all those poor soldiers who are fighting for our freedom, and eating turkey with the President. And my single, 'Me Against the Music,' is really a metaphor about that bad, ugly bearded guy. That's why Madonna helped me with it. She could see it was for a really deep cause. She gets me." :speechless: tell me it's a parody? | |
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jn2 said: "That's what my new CD, 'In the Zone,' is all about. It's about the war zone, and all those poor soldiers who are fighting for our freedom, and eating turkey with the President. And my single, 'Me Against the Music,' is really a metaphor about that bad, ugly bearded guy. That's why Madonna helped me with it. She could see it was for a really deep cause. She gets me." :speechless: tell me it's a parody?
YES...PLEASE tell me this is like sooo not real | |
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twink 69
You must hate Britney so much to make such a story up She can´t be THAT dumb | |
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PANDURITO said: twink 69
You must hate Britney so much to make such a story up She can´t be THAT dumb Ohhh, she is... They did WHAT??!....
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kiss85 said: PANDURITO said: twink 69
You must hate Britney so much to make such a story up She can´t be THAT dumb Ohhh, she is... Yes, yes she is. God, when she talks...the utter stupidity is unfathomable. But she "writes her songs", according to fans. Ghostwriters? | |
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PANDURITO said: twink 69
You must hate Britney so much to make such a story up She can´t be THAT dumb | |
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Its from Deadbrain.com folks, its not serious. Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Janfriend said: Wouldn't a dumb blonde need to be a natural blonde?
The dumbest ones are NOT natural... Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: Janfriend said: Wouldn't a dumb blonde need to be a natural blonde?
The dumbest ones are NOT natural... | |
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Y'all, I didn't say that! | |
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jn2 said: "That's what my new CD, 'In the Zone,' is all about. It's about the war zone, and all those poor soldiers who are fighting for our freedom, and eating turkey with the President. And my single, 'Me Against the Music,' is really a metaphor about that bad, ugly bearded guy. That's why Madonna helped me with it. She could see it was for a really deep cause. She gets me." :speechless: tell me it's a parody?
Is she talking about that plastic piece of shit Bush was carrying around on a plate when he was in Iraq amongst the soldiers? 555-4444 you're on coffee talk. | |
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