"Me,Myself,and I" on MTV2

She iz and the video is cool to!...not so glossy and shit... its different.

Christopher said:

Sorry, but I think Beyonce's almost as overrated and overexposed as Ashanti was in 2002. I'm reminded of the lyrics to Mad TV's classic parody of the Destiny's Child video "Emotion":


Destiny's Child
"Beyoncé"
Album: Beyoncé-licious
Director: Beyoncé's dad

Beyonce:

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Commercial shoot's done
They just wanted one
Todayayayay
Anyway,
Who'd look at the other two
When you've got
Beyonce?

Kelly & Michelle:

But what about us?

Beyonce:

Who says I need you?

Kelly & Michelle:

These seals on our paycheques.

Beyonce:

They come from my dad.

Kelly & Michelle:

We'll file us a lawsuit.

Beyonce:

Better watch what you say, girls. I'll put your ass out in the strayayayts.

Kelly & Michelle:

We'll be eating government cheese, it's just Beyonce who's takin' it over. Caught up in her image, lost in her weave. We'll never sing solo, only the harmonies. We didn't know that Destiny would have only just one child.

Beyonce butts in:

Well don't you know that Destiny has got only one spotlayayayayight!

Kelly & Michelle (singing harmony, naturally):

Spotlight, spotlight, spotlight.

Beyonce:

A spotlight, spotlight, spotlight, spotlight, spotlight. Ayayayayaya. Ooohooohoohooohoohoooh. Ayayayayaya. Ooooh.

I love the song but I thought the video could have been way better

VoicesCarry said:

i just thought she looked decent and the video was cool. never said i was her number one fan.

Christopher said:

..says Christopher grinding his teeth angrily.

She certainly does become more and more European looking with every video, doesn't she?

wizardofmath said:

Meh...she reminds me of Jody Watley, only Jody knew how to groove.

i like the short hair. sexy!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

,

certainly not

Beyonce!

wizardofmath said:

In the music industry it's called "crossover appeal" don't you know? She's walking down the same line as Lil Kim, the goal being Pamela Anderson/Blonde Barbie.

MD7 said:

or, it means... i've got some money now, so i'm going to wear nice things.

AaronAlmighty said:

Money? Nice things? Nobody is talking about her clothes (but her constant fur coats show her as ignorant), just her visual appearance, rosy red makeup, straight blonde hair etc.

MD7 said:

do you know how many women wear makeup and color their hair? is there some rule that Beyonce can't?

AaronAlmighty said:

No rule saying she can't but also no rule saying folk can't point out that just like Lil Kim it's another high profile figure adhering to Eurocentric standards of beauty.

MD7 said:

short, squat, chunky and with pink and/or yellow (not blond, but yellow) hair has never really been the Eurocentric standard of beauty


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[This message was edited Tue Dec 16 20:50:55 PST 2003 by AaronAlmighty]

MD7 said:

so if you dye your hair blonde you're "adhering to Eurocentric standards of beauty."?

I can't stand the girl, but damn, that makes no sense to me. Maybe she likes that sort of makeup and blonde hair.

lovebizzare said:

i can see his point. Cher wears purple wigs, so obviously she's a sell-out and race-traitor. makes sense, i suppose

lovebizzare said:

Amerikkka's history and present could never be so simple. Like I said above "crossover appeal" equals conforming to the point where even gay white males are saying stuff like "i like the short hair. sexy!"

MD7 said:

ohhh..I get it, you're saying since she's black she's selling out by having blonde hair and "rosey" make-up, I see

and so what if a white gay guy likes your hair?
only black gay guys should like your hair?

Please tell me you're not bringing race into this...I seriously hope you're not

lovebizzare said:

Err too late, "race" was brought into this from the start when the other guy said "She's looking more and more European".

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[This message was edited Wed Dec 17 0:37:59 PST 2003 by Christopher]