Gwyneth Paltrow Expecting First Child
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BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Gwyneth Paltrow (news) and boyfriend Chris Martin are expecting their first child next summer, her publicist said Wednesday.

The couple were "pleased" to confirm the pregnancy, publicist Stephen Huvane said in a statement. He declined to say whether there were wedding plans.


The 31-year-old actress has been dating Martin, frontman for the British band Coldplay, for the past year. Both have been reticent about publicly discussing their relationship.


In a recent interview with the British Broadcasting Corp., Paltrow said she hopes to marry but wouldn't reveal whether that aspiration extended to the 26-year-old Martin.


Paltrow won a best-actress Oscar in 1999 for "Shakespeare in Love." She stars as poet Sylvia Plath in the new film "Sylvia."

It wasn't me

ugh...another dysfunctional family on the way. they'll break up. the kid will get shuffled from one side of the world to the next while she's on location. the child will know its nanny better than its mommy. this girl can't manage to hold a relationship because she's so stuck on herself...how the hell is she gonna raise a child? oh yeah, i forgot about that nanny.

He could have had anyone and he chose Gwyneth?

She's a headcase waiting to happen.

Maybe I should reevaluate Coldplay...

I wanted to have his baby!

She's a gay man's worst nightmare!

She's screwed Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck (when he was still cute), Chris Martin, as well as a slew of other hotties and she's friends with Madonna.

I hate her!

Stupid stupid stupid.

Every time I've read interviews with Chris Martin and he's asked about marriage plans with Gwyneth, he states he has "no plans" to do so, even though its clear she wants to get married. BAD.

Hope this isn't her way of trying to get him to finally marry her. That's pretty pathetic.

Oh well. Like imnotsayinthis... said, Gwynnie will have nannies so if Chris and her bust up she'll not be weighted down with a kid anyway.

Pretty accurate I'd say!

Mad TV Music Video: The Narcissist (Parody of The Scientist)
Chris Martin: Michael McDonald
Old Lady: Extra
Basketball Player: Extra

(Starts with a close up of Chris Martin with his eyes closed while rolling text appears at the top right of the screen (which says: Winner of 3 Video Music Awards: Best Vocalist, Best Stubble, Best Fake Dreaming) Chris Martin then opens his eyes)

Chris Martin: Everyone loves me i speak for the people i am a sensitive rock star, i have this talent i can walk backwards, in fact i can go in a (...?) (anyone? couldnt tell what this was over the old ladys voice)

( Chris Martin walks backwards into Old Lady )

Old Lady: Watch it! Teabag.

Chris Martin: Hey walking backwards is easy, if your built like me with a hot bod and your a gift from god.

(Walks backwards through two guys playing basketball and the ball goes into Chris Martin's hands as it rebounds off the backboard)

Basketball Player: What the hell are you doing white boy?

Chris Martin: Im a good person, im super caring, i have a huge bleeding heart.
My music's important im an inferno, im a true lover of art.
I date Gwenyth Paltrow, if you dont know that, boy you must be some kind of tard. Life in the spotlight aint easy, you've always got to keep on your guard.
Oops! i just made him look (w...?) (again i dont really know what he said here )

Coldplay
The Narcissist
Director: Chris Martin

Didn't she have 2 kids with Brad Pitt? She doesn't need 2 marry Chris Martin, she needs 2 buy herself a box of condoms 4 Christ's sake.

guitarslinger44 said:

No, she didn't.

Geez, y'all sound like whiny little bitches! Cut the two of them some slack and go find your own life!

and the Republicans say that homosexuals getting married will ruin the American family?

chemmie said: