the reworking of 'sweet dreams' and 'mary' is blowing my mind. i never imagined those songs could be improved upon.

'cornflake girl', with the extra vocal layers and whistles and all, has my shit on the floor! ..."to close this door, i know its so easy"...

the addition of string arrangements on some of the tracks (like 'silent all these years', 'tear in your hand', 'jackie's strength' and 'winter') make for so much more emotion. this bitch has me feelin' it!

ok, and let's not gloss over the additional verse in 'way down' with the choir.
"clean up in aisle 3" is all i can say!

the re-mastering of 'god' is unbelievable. now, i can actually hear the emphasis on "give not thy strength unto women nor thy ways to that which destroyeth kings"...not to mention the emphasis on all the different voices. she just better fuckin' work it out.

'spark'..."between cotton balls and xylophones...i'm gettin gold". a song that deals with her miscarriage just got even darker. this bitch has mastered the art of layering vocals and creating drama.

the strength of that kick drum, from 'crucify', is pounding in my heart! the subtleties are exquisite.

the bottom line to all of this rambling is that i think tori has come as close as possible to getting that live 'feeling' on record. i don't mean in the way she spontaniously adds or changes a live track or the feeling you get when she's on stage and she's pumping your pussy for the 10th time that night. i'm talking about the way...her way...of presenting her work to you in a way that helps you understand where she's coming from at that exact moment. i can't really explain it. one thing is for sure, though, and that is the factthat this is not merely a 'greatest hits' package. it is a re-visiting of sorts. its a new lesson in history and its one that only tori could pull off.

imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty said:

Who?

No, no, I know you're talking about Tori Amos. But for future reference, you should mention the artist as well as the subject.

You have a pussy? Can we be lesbians now?

NWF said:

sweetie, this is the org, not an english class. the thread is directed at tori's fans. there is no need to type her name as anyone who recognizes even the title of the cd (tales of a librarian) will know who this thread is about.

stymie said:

I got so excited reading the first part of this post that I just had to say that you're workin' my pussy just talking about her!

VinaBlue said:

then my work here is done.

imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty said:

YES! YES! YES!!!







She is just amazing. I think it's AWESOME to "recondition" tracks and present them in a new way, adding music to enhance the original idea. Just like in her live shows. When I first heard she was doing a "best of" cd I didn't think much of it. She really made it worth while, she's no fool. She knows what we want and she wants to give it to us.

imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty said:

Tired of injustice
Tired of the schemes
This life is disgusting
But what does it mean?

Just to get down, I got to get up...

Jestyr said:

i think that is wrong...now, back to tori

She's been working my pussy for a solid season now. I've loved her for a decade but this is the most hardcore I've ever been with her. And Librarian was right on time.

What the hell is going on here?

EvilWhiteMale said:

Tori's rocking our pussies!

TRON said:

Lol at your avatar, Tron! I've downloaded that film as well, just curious...I didn't know who the fuck she was! She's sure working her pussy in it!

I'd like to work Tori's pussy!!! Eh, heh heh...

June7 said:

TRON said:

[This message was edited Wed Nov 26 5:54:45 PST 2003 by imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty]
[This message was edited Wed Nov 26 5:56:00 PST 2003 by imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty]

All this talk of "pussies" being "worked" is getting me hot! Can I interest anyone in some peace, love and my hard cock?

abierman said:

Thanks! I do too.

JediMaster said:

Dave did I tell you how AMAZING she sang that song back in August? Did she do it at your show?

Ya'll can download Professional Widow over here. http://www.hereinmyhead.c...ds/sw.html
There are two, one in Santa Barbara and one in San Jose.

So with all this pussyworking going on, am I correct in assuming that in addition to re-recorded b-sides and a DVD, this package will also instantly emasculate you as soon as you crack the shrinkwrap? I was just wondering, cuz I've never really been into Tori but all the same I've been finding myself walking around wrecka stows with her new anthology in my sweaty paws...and if it's gonna rid me of that pesky gristle between my legs, well, that's just an added perk!

abierman said:

All this nasty talk is making me curious, so what film is the avatar from?

jackflash said:

Always forward, never straight, keep your options open.

imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty said:

You know, I sometimes wish I'd have a pussy, with all
the assets to go with it.

Cuz then I'd lay my speakers face-up on the floor,
play "cruel" on volume 10 and straddle the speaker.

I would literally let that album rock my puss puss



Make the raspberry swirl, so to speak.




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IstenSzek said:

I LOVE Cruel!

Are any of you guys with "pussies" straight? LOL, I know how ya'll feel, Tori strokes my weiner.

VinaBlue said:

(that's 2 for each of u!)

jackflash said:

The glorious Paris Hilton home video.

VinaBlue said:

OMG me too! The bass and synth in that song always work my pussy over in a totally thorough manner.

Anxiety said:

How come?