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GRACE JONES 
Grace Jones attended Jade Jagger's birthday this week in a bar in Mayfair, London. She disappeared into a cubicle for ages and then burst out, executing karate moves while announcing loudly in a fake German accent: "Here is ze cocaine autobahn!" 
Sorry, I just had 2 post this - it was just too funny! I LOVE this woman! 
'Pull Up To The Bumper' is probably my fave song ever - and one of the dirtiest, smuttiest pieces of crossover funk/pOp ever. 
 
 
I’LL STILL BE PUTTING MY MAKE UP ON WHEN I’M SIXTY. I’LL BE WRITING - MY SONGS ARE LIKE LITTLE STORIES. I’LL STILL BE LIVING IN PARIS. IT'S AN OLDER CULTURE. THERE IS NO JUDGMENT IN PARIS. IT’S THE ONLY PLACE I CAN BE TRULY COMFORTABLE. IN AMERICA, MY GOD, THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT NOSTALGIA BEFORE THEY'RE EVEN OLD. I'LL BE HAVING A BALL WHATEVER. OHAHAHAHAHHHAHHA. - Grace Jones [This message was edited Fri Nov 7 16:43:38 PST 2003 by bananacologne] | |
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Fabulous images. I've never seen *any* of them before. I'm a big fan of her Compass Point albums (Warm Leatherette, Nightclubbing and Living My Live), especially Nightclubbing. I recommend them to all my friends. Everybody should buy at least one of her CDs, if only to keep her in her favourite Cristal champagne and oysters. She's the man  | |
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(How old is Jade Jagger now, anyway?)
One of my favorite Grace Jones songs is "Slave to the Rhythm." "Pull Up to the Bumper" is pretty hot, too. | |
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Grace Jones is awesome!!
One of my fave songs of hers is "I'm Not Perfect(but I'm Perfect For You)"  | |
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"Pull Up To The Bumper" (1981)
One of the funkiest,kickass jams of all-time | |
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Grace is insane. I love her.
My fave is "Slave to the Rhythm." Contradictory to the title, it has such a freeing feel. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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all hail 2 grace jones , le vie en rose | |
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Lammastide said: Grace is insane. I love her.
My fave is "Slave to the Rhythm." Contradictory to the title, it has such a freeing feel. Then you must have the album, right?  It's "The Rhythm in 8 Bits." All eight tracks are variations of the "Slave To the Rhythm" theme. I like "The Fashion Show" (rhythm for the cat walk, for sure!) Remember the video?  | |
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UptownDeb said: Lammastide said: Grace is insane. I love her.
My fave is "Slave to the Rhythm." Contradictory to the title, it has such a freeing feel. Then you must have the album, right? It's "The Rhythm in 8 Bits." All eight tracks are variations of the "Slave To the Rhythm" theme. I like "The Fashion Show" (rhythm for the cat walk, for sure!) Remember the video? No, I don't have that album. I have "Island Life." The album you have sounds better. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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I got ALL of you beat...
I stuck my finger up Grace Jones' asshole!!! She was doing a show in Detroit at a club called Space. She was semi-nude, clad only in a G-string, and fell backwards into the crowd. I was right in front and her ass fell PERFECTLY into my cupped hands (and it was a VERY VERY nice ass, I must say) Problem is...the entire crowd SURGED forward...and I was knocked almost off my feet. My fingers slipped--her ass was sweaty--and slid into the crack of her ass. I felt my middle finger dig RIGHT INTO HER ASSHOLE! She got back onstage and laughed and said "How had their fingers in my bum???" | |
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DudeDrops said: I got ALL of you beat...
I stuck my finger up Grace Jones' asshole!!! She was doing a show in Detroit at a club called Space. She was semi-nude, clad only in a G-string, and fell backwards into the crowd. I was right in front and her ass fell PERFECTLY into my cupped hands (and it was a VERY VERY nice ass, I must say) Problem is...the entire crowd SURGED forward...and I was knocked almost off my feet. My fingers slipped--her ass was sweaty--and slid into the crack of her ass. I felt my middle finger dig RIGHT INTO HER ASSHOLE! She got back onstage and laughed and said "How had their fingers in my bum???" 
Please tell me thats true.. | |
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DudeDrops said: I got ALL of you beat...
I stuck my finger up Grace Jones' asshole!!! She was doing a show in Detroit at a club called Space. She was semi-nude, clad only in a G-string, and fell backwards into the crowd. I was right in front and her ass fell PERFECTLY into my cupped hands (and it was a VERY VERY nice ass, I must say) Problem is...the entire crowd SURGED forward...and I was knocked almost off my feet. My fingers slipped--her ass was sweaty--and slid into the crack of her ass. I felt my middle finger dig RIGHT INTO HER ASSHOLE! She got back onstage and laughed and said "How had their fingers in my bum???" 
Uh... I think I'll stick to just owning her CDs. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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DudeDrops said: I got ALL of you beat...
I stuck my finger up Grace Jones' asshole!!! She was doing a show in Detroit at a club called Space. She was semi-nude, clad only in a G-string, and fell backwards into the crowd. I was right in front and her ass fell PERFECTLY into my cupped hands (and it was a VERY VERY nice ass, I must say) Problem is...the entire crowd SURGED forward...and I was knocked almost off my feet. My fingers slipped--her ass was sweaty--and slid into the crack of her ass. I felt my middle finger dig RIGHT INTO HER ASSHOLE! She got back onstage and laughed and said "How had their fingers in my bum???" i hope u washed ur hands !!! | |
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danielboon said: DudeDrops said: I got ALL of you beat...
I stuck my finger up Grace Jones' asshole!!! She was doing a show in Detroit at a club called Space. She was semi-nude, clad only in a G-string, and fell backwards into the crowd. I was right in front and her ass fell PERFECTLY into my cupped hands (and it was a VERY VERY nice ass, I must say) Problem is...the entire crowd SURGED forward...and I was knocked almost off my feet. My fingers slipped--her ass was sweaty--and slid into the crack of her ass. I felt my middle finger dig RIGHT INTO HER ASSHOLE! She got back onstage and laughed and said "How had their fingers in my bum???" i hope u washed ur hands !!! Bet he didn't. Man, I bet he even TYPED that with his funky finger. | |
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DudeDrops said: I got ALL of you beat...
I stuck my finger up Grace Jones' asshole!!! She was doing a show in Detroit at a club called Space. She was semi-nude, clad only in a G-string, and fell backwards into the crowd. I was right in front and her ass fell PERFECTLY into my cupped hands (and it was a VERY VERY nice ass, I must say) Problem is...the entire crowd SURGED forward...and I was knocked almost off my feet. My fingers slipped--her ass was sweaty--and slid into the crack of her ass. I felt my middle finger dig RIGHT INTO HER ASSHOLE! She got back onstage and laughed and said "How had their fingers in my bum???" Ok - u get a gold star 4 that one dude!!!   | |
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grace rocks
funky lady her videos are off the chain true trail blazer [This message was edited Sun Nov 9 9:48:47 PST 2003 by sumtymes] | |
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DudeDrops said: I got ALL of you beat...
I stuck my finger up Grace Jones' asshole!!! She was doing a show in Detroit at a club called Space. She was semi-nude, clad only in a G-string, and fell backwards into the crowd. I was right in front and her ass fell PERFECTLY into my cupped hands (and it was a VERY VERY nice ass, I must say) Problem is...the entire crowd SURGED forward...and I was knocked almost off my feet. My fingers slipped--her ass was sweaty--and slid into the crack of her ass. I felt my middle finger dig RIGHT INTO HER ASSHOLE! She got back onstage and laughed and said "How had their fingers in my bum???" Were you sniffing it the rest of the night? | |
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TRON said: Were you sniffing it the rest of the night?
Your finger that is. Please say yes.  | |
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...the world was never ready for GRACE! I LOVE HER!!! shes "beautiful" "SEXY" "smart" "chic", i will always be a FAN (shes one of the ones people say i "look" like, also: beverly johnson, IMAN too!) i take it all as compliments, sometimes? 
i dont care! shes strong an gorgeous!!!...GRACE had me at "La Vie en Rose", *... "ive always said, that if you have to ask for something more than once or twice, it wasnt yours in the first place"...* | |
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Grace is indeed a baddass. She was way ahead of her time no doubt. Much of her stuff is just timeless. If you are at a party today and they put on "Pull Up To The Bumper" folks are GOING to jam...after all of this time it doesn't sound dated at all. She rocked shit for real.
By the way...whoever that was who told the 'finger' story...that was the funniest thing ive read in a while. Laughed out loud! That's so hilarious it's just GOTTA be a true story! | |
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I assure you that the Grace-Jones-Finger story is 100% true...
"Hey Man! Smell My Finger..." | |
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Missy Elliot would be nothing without Grace Jones.
By the way, she was awesome in the James Bond flick, "A View To a Kill".  NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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NWF said: By the way, she was awesome in the James Bond flick, "A View To a Kill". Okay, I KNOW y'all didn't forget her role as "Strange" (pronounced Strawn-jay) in the movie "Boomerang." I'll never forget her performance on Soul Train. She sang "Do Or Die" wearing something like a catsuit with a horse's tail attached to it.
I saw her perform at the last AIDS dance I went to a while back. | |
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UptownDeb said: NWF said: By the way, she was awesome in the James Bond flick, "A View To a Kill". Okay, I KNOW y'all didn't forget her role as "Strange" (pronounced Strawn-jay) in the movie "Boomerang." I'll never forget her performance on Soul Train. She sang "Do Or Die" wearing something like a catsuit with a horse's tail attached to it.
I saw her perform at the last AIDS dance I went to a while back. ...wow! id like yer autograph just because YOU saw her, *... "ive always said, that if you have to ask for something more than once or twice, it wasnt yours in the first place"...* | |
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TRON said: TRON said: Were you sniffing it the rest of the night?
Your finger that is. Please say yes. First. Where is your avatar? Second. Do you have an anal fixation? Please say yes. | |
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I love Grace Jones!!! she was amazing as May Day in Roger Moore's 007 film "A View to a Kill"
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Lammastide said: DudeDrops said: I got ALL of you beat...
I stuck my finger up Grace Jones' asshole!!! She was doing a show in Detroit at a club called Space. She was semi-nude, clad only in a G-string, and fell backwards into the crowd. I was right in front and her ass fell PERFECTLY into my cupped hands (and it was a VERY VERY nice ass, I must say) Problem is...the entire crowd SURGED forward...and I was knocked almost off my feet. My fingers slipped--her ass was sweaty--and slid into the crack of her ass. I felt my middle finger dig RIGHT INTO HER ASSHOLE! She got back onstage and laughed and said "How had their fingers in my bum???"
Uh... I think I'll stick to just owning her CDs. Are you kidding me. I don't even own her CDs but now I want to see her live! That is insane. Does Grace sill do albums or what? Or does she just sit in a room somewhere talking about doing coke with Andy Warhol at 54. | |
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FAKE ACCENTS...Grace is foreign...LOL
She speaks about 20 damn languages LOL She's no where near a FAKE! | |
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