i'm sittin here multi-tasking a bit: checkin the org and listenin to jerry springer. anyway, a commercial break started up and i seen this commercial about a new album...




...from "macho man" randy savage. the friggin "snap into a slim jim!" guy has a rap album out now. the commercial had snippets of some of the songs on the album--total cheese.

wanna see for yourself? go here.

I have heard his 'hip-hop' and I swear my ears started bleeding.

yet another sign of the end-of-the-world.

Oh my God, I LOVE bad novelty albums. I can put this on my brag shelf right next to Hulk Hogan's album and Mr. T's "Be Somebody (Or Be Somebody's Fool)"!!!

I know, HILARIOUS!!! - I saw it too I was like
and the funny part is he's trying to have beef too - did you hear him say "Hulk Hogan is a punk"

SweetKreme said:

i know!! i wuz like, "what?! like hulk's gonna put out a record and battle your ass, too!"

I was always an Ultimate Warrior man, myself.
I remember when The Undertaker ( when he was still a dark sinister badass) locked him inside an air-tight coffin in a shocking display of violence towards his fellow man.
I am now a Jehovah's Witness and condemn all forms of homoerotic sport.

Number23 said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Xpect a cross between Bootsy Collins and Billy Ray Cyrus. Cuz he sure looks like it!

I heard somewhere that Hulk Hogan used to play bass in a touring band. I'm big into rap and hip hop, but if you think about it, rap music and professional wrestling aren't all that different sometimes. Acting and slinging bullshit are hallmarks of both.

suh-weeet!

Anxiety said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

For some reason he reminds me of Lil' Jon



I have a feeling Randy's album will be off the hizzy! He's the original rowdy rowdy king of cronk!

SweetKreme said:

ehehehe, look at Mr.T playing the double bass with his I go girl expression!

...

i'm listening to it on his website right now, and he rhymes "dearly departed" with "that's retarded"... ...

the little "macho mix" player is hysterical... there's this funkmaster flex styled guy screaming "macho man 'bout ta tear it up, october 7th" and, macho man interjects his own comments about the songs, "this one is strriiictly for the club.. ooohh yyeaaah"...


...

there's even a slow jam... ...

... i can't believe i just heard macho man say, "respect the game and the game will respect you... oooh yeaaah"...

...

As sinister says,

I have a feeling Randy's album will be off the hizzy! He's the original rowdy rowdy king of cronk

OOOH KAAAY!!!

Don;t start no shit won't be no shit!@!!

EllisDee said:

Please. You know you love it.

The scary thing is I would have been first in line to buy that 10 years ago. He was my favorite! Thank God I grew up. I wouldn't buy that as a joke!

Anxiety said:

I think I found a new avatar! That's a great picture.

BTW, people have mentioned Hulk Hogan and I'm pretty sure he released a rock or rap album like 20 years ago. Guess he was ahead of the curb! I mean, I don't think even wreslting fans care anymore. It's lost all it's novelty! Anyway, don't worry about Hulk Hogan. I hear he is running for Governor of ___.

Yeah brother. What'chu gonna do when my economic recovery plan comes down on you!

Anxiety said:

ehehehe, he looks like he's about 2 do that robotic, hip-hop dance!

minneapolisgenius said:

you should be expecting a copy soon, as a belated birthday gift...

EllisDee said:

i was listenin to this at work today outta curiosity...that background announcer/cheap-ass dj clue-soundalike muthafucka got on my last good nerve. somebody should kick that cat in his mouth...

Anxiety said:

Yeah, yeah, right next to Emancipation.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

... "this is the legendary dk clue, oooh yeeeah"... ...

EllisDee said:

YEAH!

Y'ALL AIN'T READY!!!

WHO YA WIT'?!?!?!?!?!???

EllisDee said:

VinnyM27 said:

Yeah I'm sure he was ahead of the curb ... after being kicked there... you see...