Stretchin' Out
(In A Rubber Band)

Halleluia!
They call me Casper!
Not the friendly ghost



But the holy ghost! Dig!






And I'm Here
To make ya shout
Glory be to the one
Who knows what the funk's about
Like the ridin' rhythm
Only if you can stand
The elastic music
Of my Rubber Band
I'm gonna hit ya with the one (ughh)
And Glory Be, the Funk's on me, cuz DIG!
This is Casper here, and I'm callin' short distance, baby
I'm gonna hit ya with the one on the fun
Booo...
(We're stretchin out and hangin' loose in a Rubber Band...)
(Hang on)
(We're strechin out, spreadin' funk all across the land)
(Watch out now baby)
(We're stretchin out (give me some) what ya see and hear is real)
(Hit Me!)
(We're stretchin out, and the real your gonna feel) (DIG!)
So you unfunky folks, let me come outta my sheet.
Mm.. so you can see what i'm doin'
Dig!
(We like to party!)
Party baby!
(You like to party!)
(Booo...)
(We like to party!) (hold it)
(You like to party!) stretchin out, baby!
(We like to party!)
(You like to party!) Oh, just gimme room







Watch out!
Oh, gettin' nasty on ya baby
...? funk outcha
Hit me!
Oh, glory be! the Funk's on me!
I gotta get it loose, baby
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog



Oh, cryin' baby, booo
Oh, this is Casper here
I just wanna whisper in your ear
I'm callin short distance baby
From me to you
With a friendly Booo
That's all baby
Just a friendly boo
Boo
Oh, play on, baba
Liquid, liquid baby
Oh, stretchin, mmm



(We like to party!) (Come on, now)
(You like to party!) (do you?)
(We like to party!) Gotta stick some of this funk loose
(You like to party!)Hit me!
(We like to party!) Come on, ya'll
(You like to party!)
(We like to party!)
Aw, my name is Casper
(We're stretchin out anda hangin loose in a Rubber Band) (California when i'm ?)
(We're stretchin out, spreadin' funk all across the land) and i'm funk otherwise bobble
(We're stretchin out, what ya see and hear is real) Glory Be!
(Funks on me) (We're stretchin out, and the real your gonna feel)
Halleluia!





Well uh... i feel so good to talk to ya right now
Booo
Uh, gonna get nasty now
Halleluia!
They call me Casper, the friendly ghost
I'm the holy ghost baby
Watch out, I get under ya skin, cuz, Dig!
Watch out now! Let me loose, let the cat out the bag!
I'm gonna rain some funk on ya
I gotta come out my sheet, let me see what i'm doin'
Hey all you innocent bystanders
Come on and look under here
(We like to party!) That's what we like to do!
(You like to party!)
(We like to party!) Come up under my sheet!
(You like to party!) Party!
(We like to party!)
(You like to party!)
(We like to party!)
You gotta shoot your shot
To get what ya want
What ya got
Shoot your shot
(We're stretchin out and hangin' loose in a Rubber Band)
(We're stretchin out, spreadin' funk all across the land) and i'm funk otherwise bobble
(We're stretchin out, what ya see and hear is real)
(We're stretchin out, and the real your gonna feel) Hey, Glory Be!
Oh, the Funk's on me





You want some?
Its gonna raise the funk...40 days
(We like to Party!)
You better get it tonight baby (We like to Party!)
Cuz the night just fade away...Right On!
(We Like to Party!)
Right on Baby!
(We Like to Party!)
Oh, glory be!
(We're stretchin out and hangin' loose in a Rubber Band)
(We're stretchin out, spreadin' funk all across the land)
Gettin' funky and the funk's on me
(We're stretchin out, what ya see and hear is real)
(We're stretchin out, and the real your gonna feel)
O, baby
This is Casper here
Calling, uh, short distance baby...just a minute
From the microphone to the speaker and...drop it to me
Don't put me on hold! Land me on your radio!
Drop it to me baby, uh, ya here me?


[This message was edited Fri Sep 19 21:25:02 PDT 2003 by magnificentsynthesizer667]

Stinkfoot






In the dark
Where all the fevers grow
Under the water
Where the shark bubbles blow
In the mornin'
By yer radio
Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya
You ain't got no friends . . .
An' all the others: they hate ya
Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm?
Well, lemme straighten you out
About a place I know . . .
(Get yer shoes 'n socks on people,
It's right aroun' the corner!)
Out through the night
An' the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep
The Imaginary Diseases,
Out through the night
An' the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep
The Imaginary Diseases, mmm . . .



This has to be the disease for you
Now scientists call this disease
Bromidrosis
But us regular folks
Who might wear tennis shoes
Or an occasional python boot



Know this exquisite little inconvenience
By the name of:
STINK FOOT
Y'know, my python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
A week went by, an' now it's July
I finally got it off
An' my girl-friend cry
"You got STINK FOOT!
STINK FOOT, darlin'
Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose!
STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin',
Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?"
Here Fido . . . Fido . . .
C'mere little puppy . . . bring the slippers
"Arf, arf, arf!" (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump)
Heh heh heh . . . sick . . .




Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over
An' he looked me straight in the eye
An' you know what he said?
Once upon a time
Somebody say to me
(This is a dog talkin' now)



What is your Conceptual Continuity?
Well, I told him right then
(Fido said)
It should be easy to see
The crux of the biscuit
Is the Apostrophe(')
Well, you know
The man who was talkin' to the dog
Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief)
"You can't say that!"
He said:
"IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T!
I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T!
IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T
'N IT SHOULDN'T . . .
IT COULDN'T!"
He told me NO NO NO!
I told him YES YES YES!
I said: "I do it all the time . . .
Ain't this boogie a mess!"
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(POO-DLE . . . )
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
( . . . BITES)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(POO-DLE . . . )
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
( . . . BITES)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(POO-DLE . . . )
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
( . . . BITES)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(POO-DLE . . . )
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
( . . . BITES)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES


[This message was edited Fri Sep 19 21:11:49 PDT 2003 by magnificentsynthesizer667]

We Can Funk




Jump 'em and funk 'em, pump 'em and funk 'em
We can funk

I'm testing postive 4 the funk


I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup
and when your cup overflow I'll pee some more



I could tell u stories 'til u get tired.
I could play with your mind.
But u'd probably say that I was a liar



so I won't waste your time

I'm scared 'cause though we just met there's this energy between us,
let's just go somewhere, we can funk



I'm testing postive 4 the funk




I'll gladly (we can funk) pee in anybody's cup
and when your cup overflow
I'm testing (we can funk) positive and I'll pee some more

Bump 'em


and funk 'em,

jump 'em


and funk 'em,
pump 'em

and funk 'em,

pump 'em


and funk 'em

Every time I could, I would compilment u on the things,
the things that u be, honey doll, we should make the real noise, just u and me

I could tell u things 2 get u excited, things u never heard
U know the Kama Sutra? I could re-write it with half as many words

But I'm scared, 'cause if I don't kiss ya, I'm gonna go mad baby




take off my clothes. We can funk

I'm testing postive 4 the funk
I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup
and may your cup overflow I'll pee some more
we can funk
we can funk
we can funk

Wait a minute. Let me turn on some lights. we can funk.
Yeah, come here.
U can blow the candle off baby.



(candle)

U can turn the candle on.



Which ever one u choose is alright,
'cause we're going 2 do it all night long
(Sex) Sex between 2 people is alright
if all the love in the world is what they got
as long as they're not trying 2 hurt nobody
just as long as it's hot
good lord, baby, I wanna make love 2 u 2 times maybe 3
Yeah, if u want 2 go 4 or 5, baby that's alright with me
Listen, I said I will be your little baby



Yeah, I can be your big strong man




I can be your girl or boy,




I can be your toy
Alright, let's dance.
It's up 2 u can funk me baby. I'll funk u. We can funk one another.
Whatever u want 2 do.

[verse echoed slightly off time]
U got electric ass baby
U got electric thighs baby



I can't wait no longer child
It's getting stronger, baby
open up your eyes



See this gold chain around my waist
I want to give it 2 u
Yeah, people tell me I got no taste
Then blow the candle out, let's see if it's true



We be funkin' over here, and over there ain't shit
We be funkin' over here, and over there ain't shit