purplelu said:

HEY! Don't insult the mentally disabled!

Janfriend said:

I think it's because the chicken recipe originated in Buffalo, NY, no?...Perhaps...(You're right, Jan)...it's the sauce and/or the seasonings...and, then, after the way in which the wings are cooked, the dish being served with blue cheese dressing and celery sticks, it is the "Buffalo, NY style" way...

Moonbeam said:

Oh man, lemme co-sign that. I said on another thread that Jessica Simpson gives blondes a bad name. She said "mouses" instead of mice. Then on the phone with someone, she said that she didn't know what a golf shirt looked like, Girl, please, I don't even golf and I know what a golf shirt looks like. She definitely is dumb with a capital D, and I can see Nick getting disgusted with her at times. Makes me wonder how long that marriage will last.

Perhaps Jessica's last name should be Simpleton, given the fact that she doesn't seem to know too much.

locoarts said:

lol!! She said they had to re-wall the house. Re-wall?!

Jessica didn't do anything TOO stupid this week, although saying that her stomach and back hurt when she laughed and actually going through with it and saying "ouch" to prove it was pretty funny.

Her reaction to Nick's video was so cruel though. She couldn't have looked more apathetic.

Moonbeam said:

i liked when they were watching her video and a closeup of her came on and she said "oh, that's pretty"

AaronMaximus said:

Yeah that was great! Did you hear they're going to do a second season?

I am starting to think those parents raised her like a Veal.

She did nothing, She has no Life Experience..She has no friends

I think we was Home Schooled.. but her parents NEVER corrected her.

I always get the vibe her parents are Religious NUTS! Because Jessica & her Parents once and awhile bring up Bible Stories,The Lord, and basically excuse her stupidity with "she is a nice girl, a bible reading girl.. it is ok she is dumb as hell with everyday moments"

NO can be this dumb without all the things I just brought up.

BUT her BOOBS are clearly real


* I can't beleive he dated her for 4 years and NEVER notice any of this crap??? Didn't they go out to eat? what the HELL did they do for 4 years of dating???


I bet if you Told Jessica Buffalo Wings are when a Buffalo eats a whole Live Chicken and THEN Poops Out the chicken.. thats what we are eating ! Thats why they are called "Buffalo Wings" there is NO sauce on them thats from the Buffalo's crap which makes a sauce.

I bet a $100 she would be quiet and then say "no.. really.. your joking right?"

noepie said:

We are getting the show on MTV UK every Wednesday at 10:30pm (plus re-runs) they just showed the Playboy Mansion/Golf one last night.

I'm not defending Jessica anymore. It's useless ... and I no longer believe myself.

Here's an article where Jessica attempts to explain her stupidity but makes things worse.

http://www.musiclub.sonys...emId=30290

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October 02, 2003


Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Explains TV Comments
by (RGS/US/IG)


Pop beauty JESSICA SIMPSON is assuring fans she's a lot more intelligent than she sometimes seems on her hit reality TV show. The 23-year-old IRRESISTIBLE singer and her husband NICK LACHEY have hit TV success with their new show NEWLYWEDS: NICK + JESSICA.

And while Simpson is happy with the high viewing numbers, she's a little concerned about the way some of her comments make her seem - like when she wondered aloud if a brand of tinned tuna called CHICKEN OF THE SEA was actually made of chicken and when she thought buffalo wings came from the actual meat of a buffalo.

She admits, "After I say things, I'm like, 'Oops!' I know I'm smart; I just don't think before I talk."

She explains of her chicken and tuna confusion, "I was confused because I hate fish, but I love tuna salad, and I thought maybe it could be chicken. Now when I walk through the airport, 50 year-old men scream, 'Is that chicken or tuna?'"

And of her buffalo wings error, she continues, "I've had so many people say, 'I thought the exact same thing.' All these foods have horrible labels. They should just call them chicken wings!" Simpson has also had problems pronouncing platypus, but insists the explanation for that is simple: "It's not like I say platypus every day. I never had to spell it."


(World Entertainment News Network)

SynthiaRose said:

Nick was on Howard Stern Yesturday..

This is what was basically said:

http://www.marksfriggin.c...ws.htm#thu

Jessica Simpson's Husband Nick Lachey Comes In. 10/9/03. 8:50am
Howard introduced Nick Lachey saying that he's Jessica Simpson's husband. He said that Jessica is one of the hottest chicks out there but she's also one of the dumbest. Before bringing him in though, he brought Dakota the stripper back in because she wanted to meet Nick. Howard said if she could answer all 7 of her previous questions right, he'd let her meet him. Howard asked her all 7 questions...
What did Jonas Salk invent?
Where is your retina?
What does the DC in Washington D.C. stand for?
Where is the Astro Dome?
How many feet are in a yard?
Who is Sirhan Sirhan?
What were the first names of The Beatles?
...but she blew it on the last one when she said ''Reno'' instead of Ringo. Howard told her she was close enough though and brought in Nick. Howard told Nick that if he goes over to Scores he can meet Dakota. Howard heard that Nick was really nervous coming in but he shouldn't be.
Howard talked to Nick about the band he was in, 98 Degrees, and how that was because he really didn't know the band. Nick told Howard about how they got together and how they'd perform in various places down in Florida. Howard asked him if a lot of people thought he was gay being in a band like that. He said the chicks actually dig it and like that kind of music so they didn't think it was gay.

Howard asked Nick if this TV show they do for MTV, Newlyweds, is making his wife Jessica Simpson look bad. He also told Nick that she is one of the hottest chicks out there and wondered if her boobs are real or not. He claims that they're real but Howard said it's tough to find someone that skinny with boobs that big. Nick said they were even bigger until she lost some weight.

Nick told Howard that the clips they show of Jessica being kind of dopey on the TV show are just short clips from their life and that's not the way it is all the time. Howard went on to ask Nick how he met Jessica and how they got together when she was only 18. He was 25 at the time. He's now 29. Robin asked him if it was tough not to be able to have sex with her since he was used to having sex with other girls. He said it wasn't that tough because he knew she was the girl he was looking for. He said that he had a really long conversation with her when he first met her and he knew that she wasn't going to have sex until she was married. Nick said he dated her for a few years before they got married so Howard wanted to know how he got off. Nick said he's not above masturbation so that's how he'd get off.

Howard told Nick about a friend of his who went out with a girl like that when he was in high school. The guy dated this chick for years and when they broke up, she went off and banged the first guy she met. Nick said he's had the same thing happen. Nick said he and Jessica broke up for a short time before they got married and he dated a couple of people. Howard moved on to the wedding night and asked him if Jessica has any flaws. He said she really doesn't, other than having a little gas. Howard asked him when they finally did it. Nick said they split the reception a little early and went on their honeymoon. Howard said she must have been nervous because she wouldn't know what to expect. He said he made it a special night and did some nice stuff for her that night.

Howard asked Nick what hotel they stayed at. They were at some resort down in Texas. He said they had the room set up before they got there. Nick said that Jessica pretty much ripped her wedding dress off and they went to it. He said it wasn't too messy since it was her first time. He said the lubrication wasn't a problem either. Howard figured she might be too nervous to be ready but he said it wasn't a problem. Nick told Howard that he prepared himself before that night so he wouldn't finish too fast. Nick said he thinks they did it twice that night.

Howard asked Nick if Jessica gave him oral during their relationship before they got married. All Nick would say is that they had a lot of fun. He wasn't even sure if he saw her naked before their wedding night. Howard was assuming that Jessica had given him oral before the wedding so he wondered if Nick ever just said that it was ridiculous what they were doing and tried to get laid. Nick said he respected Jessica's view on marriage and didn't want to ruin it.

Howard said Nick could have been getting laid all the time when he was holding out for Jessica. He's a good looking guy who was in a band and he held out for marriage. Howard asked if they've tried anal yet. Nick said they've only been married a year so far so there's still time to get to that. Howard said there's a picture of Jessica on the internet that shows her getting out of a car and her boobs pop out. He showed it to Nick and he thinks that it might be a fake.

Howard said that Nick has a new album coming out. He was about to play his first single but asked Nick how he and Jessica met. He said they had the same manager for a while and they met through the manager. Howard told Nick that the marriage won't last and they'll be out of it within 5 years. He said there's too much arguing going on and they just won't last. Nick seems to think it'll last forever.

Howard played some of Nick's single ''This I Swear'' that's on his new album ''Soulo'' which comes out next month. Howard said he has a nice voice. He took a call from his buddy Ralph a minute later. He said that it sounds like Nick is already getting annoyed with her. They've signed up for a second season which is surprising. Ralph asked that when they do get divorced in a couple of years to please include that on the show. Nick joked that the divorce is during the third season.

Howard had some clips from Nick and Jessica's TV show where she makes some really dopey comments. He reminded everyone about the clip where she talks about Chicken of the Sea Tuna and how she doesn't know if it's chicken or fish. He didn't play any of the clips though. He got back to Nick's CD and played another track. He wrapped up the interview a short time after that.