TRON said:

The past 2 weeks have been entertaining as well. Last week, Nick took Jessica to an amusement park that he worked at before he was famous. He tried to win her a prize, and they ended up getting a platypus. She intently asked, "Isn't it Pla-ty-MA-pus?"

Last night, they were in a restaurant in the Bahamas, and someone offered her buffalo wings, and she said, "I don't eat buffalo." When they explained to her that buffalo wings are chicken, and asked if she ever considered the fact that a buffalo has no wings, she said, "I guess I never thought about it!" There was also the plastic bag in the ocean that she thought was a jellyfish.

So apparently, Jellymafish Jessica Simpson thinks tuna is chicken, and thinks chicken is buffalo. I wonder what would be the buffalo by the sea?

Moonbeam said:

Probably tuna or jellyfish.

she's a young Anna Nicole, or Anna's mini me

When her looks fade he's going to HAVE to kill her She's maddening, needy & dumb as fuck! "Are you gonna miss me? I only talked to you for like 7 minutes yesterday. I don't eat buffalo. Waaa waaa waaa!" I wanna choke her & I've only seen the show 4 times!!!

But I do like that he gets his little jabs in, like when she wanted him to zip her into the suitcase last night & he said, "I'll be tempted to leave you in there." Hee hee, she's SO irritating. Her mother should be embarrassed to have brought such lazy, braindead spawn into the world

I think she has REAL BOOBS! Did u see her getting into that Wet Suit..

Jessica clearly is a Genetic Freak!! She was given everything visually..

she is just missing A Brain (for thinking) & A Tongue (talking to much)

Well,

I really like Jessica Simpson. She is a sweetheart. I do feel sorry for her because she is very young and immature and doesn't know how to behave in a relationship with a man. She is now under the notion that to whine and act like a clueless baby is attractive. Lots of women in eras past used to feign this behavior to get men with men equating women essentially to children.


Watching this show is very much like studying extinct sociology. I'm pretty sad her mom has not helped her understand womanhood and the dynamics between men and women. There's no way Jessica is dumb. I don't believe it. But I do believe because of her looks and the attention she's enjoyed from men she caters to men by playing the dumber, weaker, clueless sex that needs guidance.

I really want Dr. Phil, no Gloria Steinem, to call her. She will regret these years when she's older and looking back from the brink of full womanhood. What is she, 19 or 20 now?

Anyway, I intensely dislike Nick. I think he's rude and disrespectful to Jessica. The sarcastic and demeaning remarks he makes in agitation or even jest reveal a lot. In not behaving like an adult she has yielded power to this husband that she will never regain. She'll have to divorce eventually, because he will never treat her respectfully -- she's taught him otherwise.(If he ever talks to her the way he does now in front of their children -- there will be so much damage and they will not value their mom)

She is beautiful, has a wonderful voice, and I'm sure she has some intelligence buried underneath all her spoiled pretense. When she is older, she will redeem herself, I hope.

As for Nick, he's an ass.

Did anyone here see when they arrived at the camp site he told Jessica and his sister in law "the two of you -- shut it." What? Oh, hell no. Women yielding power to men ... and women acting like immature toddlers ... very very dangerous ... oh jessica...

SynthiaRose said:

"Isn't it pla-ty-MA-pus?"

"I know I'm eating tuna, but is it chicken or fish?"

"I don't eat buffalo."

"I was escapage on stage."

These aren't quotes from somebody feigning to be dumb. You are right- she is sweet and kind, but I don't think she's been blessed with natural intelligence or common sense.

SynthiaRose said:

he should be sainted for putting up with that brain stem.

AaronMaximus said:

It's a miracle he hasn't choked her already, seriously...

I regret to not have access to this show and not to know Jessica either -I have the feeling to be intelligent when I see dumbs people on tv

Another thing she said recently is something she just noticed about dolphins.

"They have holes in their head??"

It would be funny if she made a comment about being confused about food every few episodes.

Nick:Jessica, do you want some Goldfish crackers?

Jessica:Oh, you are eating those crackers? That is disgusting. I mean, they pound goldfishes down into crackers. Gross.

Nick: No Jessica, they aren't real goldfish pounded down, they are just shaped like goldfish! You big dumbie...

Jessica: I knew that, but I don't eat anything with fish.

Nick:What the fuck!

Jessica:I just don't like fish!

Nick:They are crackers, made with flour, cheese dust, I don't know but I assure they are not flattened goldfish!

Jessica: I know they aren't actual goldfish...but they are made with goldfish parts and...

(Nick's head explodes)

Jessica: I ain't cleaning that!

SynthiaRose said:

She's not a sweetheart, nor nder any "notion". She was raised to be a sopiled brat who's never a thing for herself in her entire life, plain and simple


Not dumb, dense, yes. And her mother is partially to blame for that.
she's not catering to any man, she really is like that


22 or 23, and I don't know about you, but at that age I made my own bed, I did my own laundry, and I knew what buffalo wings were, don't use her age as an excuse. shoot, I probably knew more that her when I was 12.


he makes sarcastic remarks and is mean to her because the girl's lack of intelligiance wears on his nerves. thank god, he's never raised a hand to her




will you please stop pulling that "women should be treated superior no matter what" stuff
men have told me to shut up, big deal

Rigor what!?

THis is classic archaic married life. Nick marries a young, virginal, non-worldy woman. She's obviously been extremely sheltered and highly dependant. I actually thought she was kind oof sharp.

I just watched an episode last night...she asked her sister in law if buffalo wings were buffalo...meat...for real buffalo meat.

Nick has a pretty, dingy, dependant, wife. In reality...she's perfect...she ain't going no where...where can she?

KatSkrizzle said:

Yeah, their marriage may last just because she isn't going to be the one that ends it but I wouldn't be surprised if Nick leaves her for someone better.

jessyMD32781 said:

i'll be waiting for him when he comes to his senses

AaronMaximus said:

Really? As much as Jessica Simpson is annoying and whatnot, Nick doesn't seem like that much of a prize in the personality department either. I mean, he must have known how stupid she was before they got married.Just because his wife is stupid doesn;t mean that he has the right to treat her like shit.

jessyMD32781 said:

he doesn't treat her like shit. he's patient with her and understanding 99% of the time.

when did he treat her like shit? i haven't seen any instances of that yet.

AaronMaximus said:

maybe we haven't been watching the same show then.

jessyMD32781 said:

i'm sure we have. please cite an example where he treated her like shit...

lovebizzare said:

Neither women nor men should be treated as superior. Individuals might be superior or inferior to one another. Whole genders are not. My point is that women should be empowered and in control of themselves, interacting with men as equal forces.

SynthiaRose said:

that's fine and dandy, but she's a complete moron. it has nothing to do with men vs. women. she's just stupid.

AaronMaximus said:

And she has a lot of trouble keeping her animals straight.

Moonbeam said:

You know what?, I never knew why they called them "Buffalo wings," or the history behind it. I thought it has something to do with the sauce. I wasn't dumb enough to think it was actual Buffalo. I know chicken when I see and taste it. I can't believe she was that clueless

Who doesn't know that the hotel puts the room number on the key envelope? She checked about 5 rooms on the wrong floor before she figured it out.

Poor Jessica Simpson probably had a learning disability of some kind, coupled with the fact that she never had to do ANYTHING for herself!Just think about it, if you never learned the basic stuff when you were younger for whatever reason, then you were basically taken care of into your early twenties, wouldn't you be kinda stupid too? The poor girl never learned how to think correctly! She can't even figure out in her mind that maybe she should just keep all of these thoughts to herself, like just say oh no thanks if someone offers you buffalo wings if you aren't sure what they are, then ask your mom later.She doesn't realize(and neither does Nick for that matter)that perhaps with her grueling schedule, she should hire a housekeeper and not take a big crap in the main bathroom when she is filming a tv show! She is screwed more than we know.

This all sounds realy funny, I hope we get this on MTV Europe soon.

Yet again Jessica did or said some stupid stuff

She insulted the NYC Firemen

She thought she need totally new walls, because they were scuffed

* There is NO way she wrote a book on her own!! Is her whole bag.. talking about being a virgin & getting married?? I love how she lies and says how great Marriage is

Ask Nick .. I think he is about to snap!

BY THE WAY:

Nick is going to be on Howard Stern's Radio Show.. sometime soon!

That is a MUST Tape