Here's a good topic: A song with either real offensive lyrics or ideas, or just crazy lyrics but you love the song anyway.

Some pics of mine:

TSOL--Code Blue

Never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with their morals and their rules
putting all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and fuck the dead
Cause I can do what I want, and they don't complain
I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck the dead.

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Eminem--some of his sick stuff, except his real hateful stuff.

Some Slayer songs, except they are some sick boys.

Guns And Roses did a Charles Manson song I really dig.

Ice Cube and Dr. Dre--Natural Born Killaz. One scary ass song, with a sickly crazy musical backdrop from Dre. Scary video as well.

Public Enemy--Welcome To The Terrordome, even though they do playa hate the Jews too much here.

Suicidal Tendencies. I saw Your Mommy. Sick lyrics about a guys dead mother, but funny as fuck.

Body Count--KKK Bitch. Another controversial song that is funny, even though Ice-t has a lyric where he says he wants to fuck Tipper Gore's 12 year old nieces.

Black Flag has a song called, White Minority that could be seen as an anti-black song, but I know that Black Flag would never be racist, or at least hope not...lol.

Choke Me, Spank Me-Xzibit
Bad Intentions-Dr. Dre f/Knockturnal
Ain't No Fun-Snoop, Nate Dogg, Warren G, etc.
Closer-NIN
Kill You-Eminem
Is that Your Bitch-Jay-Z, Missy, Memphis Bleek

The Yam Jam - Karen Finley
You Suck - The Yeastie Girls
Suck My Ass It Smells - g.g. allin
Born With Monkey Asses - M.C. 900 Ft. Jesus
I Got 99 Problems And A Bitch Ain't One - Ice T

Fine songs, all.

Panty Shot- Mindless Self Indulgence


5 year old pantyshot
i can see between her legs
5 year old pantyshot

5 year old mother fuckin pantyshot cant complain
i didnt even touch her so i cant be blamed
5 year old
pantyshot in my brain
my life has meaning when she spreads her legs

5 year old pantyshot
i can see between her legs
5 year old pantyshot

shot shot shot

5 year old mother fuckin pantyshot cant complain
i didnt even touch her so i cant be blamed
5 year old
pantyshot in my brain
my life has meaning when she spreads her legs
5 year old pantyshot

::fast part::
i suffer again because me want to fuck and touch
and fuck and touch the children
me fucked for life
me grow old and then they dont want me but i still want them
dey want me fucked cuz i be da monstar getting down in my evil ways
down in my evil ways

right me suffer again cuz me want to fuck and touch
and fuck and touch the children
they want me dead because i be da monstar dey see
i dere baby they think im john wayne gacy
[This message was edited Tue Aug 5 18:26:10 PDT 2003 by EvilWhiteMale]

most dead milkmen songs are offensive...but they still crack me up...

here's a sample:
STUART
You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
people, here, in the trailer park.

Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe
watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,
Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing
to the soil!

You know that Johnny Worker kid, the kid that delivers papers
in the neighborhood. He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors
say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.

Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
doing to the soil?

I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
his head over by the snow cone concession.

A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
soil?"

Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city where
there's a large underground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
people, here in this trailer park

this dead milkmen song is even worse:

RC's Mom

I'm gonna beat my wife
I'm gonna beat my wife now
Gonna smack her with a lead pipe
Gonna smack her with a 2x4
Run her over with a Brink's truck
Chase her down with a lawn mower

Gonna beat my wife
Look out!

Wife beatin'
Mistreatin'
Wife slappin'
It happens

Gonna beat my wife
Gonna beat your wife
Gonna beat his wife
Gonna beat her wife
Gonna beat my wife
Gonna slap my wife
Gonna kick my wife
Good God, y'all!

Gonna beat my wife
Gonna beat my wife
At the shelter
Helter skelter

Wife kickin'
Finger lickin'
Wife killin'
It's thrillin'

Oh baby please don't beat me, baby
I promise I'll never sleep with the moon in my face no more!

I'm gonna beat my wife
Heh heh heh

"Ick A Prick "from Funkadelic

From Electric Spanking of War Babies. Nastiest song ever!!!

Lil Kim - Not Tonight

I know a dude named Jimmy used to run up in me
Night time pissy drunk off the henny rimmy
I didn't mind it, when he fucked me from behind
It felt fine, 'specially when he used to grind it
He was a trick when I sucked his dick
Used to pass me bricks, credit cards and shit
Suck him to sleep,I took the keys to the jeep
Tell him "I'll be back," go fuck with some other cats
Flirtin', gettin' numbers, in the summer, hoe hop
Raw top in my mans drop
Then this homey Jimmy, he's scremain "Gimme,"
Lay me on my back, bustin' nuts all in me
After ten times we fucked, I think I bust twice
He was nice, kept my neck filled with ice
Put me in Chanels, kept me out nice
Cold suckin' his dick, rockin' tha mike
It was somethin' about this dude I couldn't stand
Somethin' that coulda made his ass a real man
Somethin' I wanted, but I never was pushy
the motherfucker never ate my pussy

[Chorus:]
I don't want dick tonight, eat my pussy right
Uh, uh, uh, uh Lil' Kim, Lil' Kim, bring it to me now

I know a dude named Ron Doo push a Q
Had a wild crew on Flatbush and Avenue U
Had a weedspot, used to pump African black
He used to, seal his bag so his workers wouldn't cap
I used to see him, in the tunnel, with fuckers at dawn
Whisper in my ear he wanna get his fuck on
I dug him, so I fucked him, it wasn't nuttin'
He wanted me to suck him, but I didn't, I aint frontin'
The sex was wack, a four stroke creep
I jumped on his dick, rode his ass to sleep
He called next week, askin' why I aint beep him
"I thought your ass was still sleepin."
He laughed, told me he bought a new Path
Could he come over right fast and fuck my pretty ass?
I'll pass, nigga the dick was trash
If sex was record sales you would be double plat
The only way you seein' me is if you eatin' me
Downtown taste my love like Horace Brown
Tryin' to impress me with your five G stones
I give you ten G's nigga if you leave me alone, screamin'

[Chorus]

The moral of the story is this
You aint lickin' this, you aint stickin' this
And I got witnesses, ask any nigga I been with
They aint hit shit till they stuck they tongue in this
I aint with that frontin' shit
I got my own Benz, I got my own ends, immediate friends
Me and my girls rock worlds, some big niggas
Fuck for car keys, and double digit figures
Good dick I cherish, I could be blunt
I treat it like it's precious, I aint gonna front
For limp dick niggas, that's frontin' like they willy
Suck my pussy till they kill me, you feel me?

[Chorus]

Damn... I hate to admit this... and I'm gonna blame my cousin Romie (The Celebration $1 water guy) for putting me up on this song...

It's a cut by DJ Quik from his cd entitled Rhythm-al-ism. I love this cd... but there's one song on there that, as a REAL lady, I probably should NOT be listening to! It's called "Medley for a "V" (The P***y Medley)". Sorry but the song is tight!! It's got a funky azz rhythmic groove about it and, add most notably Snoop putting his flava down on it, along with Nate Dogg and El Debarge adding some crazy smooth vocals... Damn! And all through the song, the only thing they're talking about is P***y!! Hey... afterall, it IS DJ Quik!!

Then... to cap it all off, there's an instrumental reprise to the song later on in the cd that consists of a
guitar solo that sounds strangely like Prince could be playing it himself! I love this song... but I gotta watch myself! It would be just my luck to be sitting at a stoplight and getting caught up singing along with El DeBarge "I'ma get some p***y tonight, soon as you turn out the light..." and some old
lady pulls up next to me!

Again, I blame my cousin for putting me up on this song... but it is funky as Hell!!

Black Jesus- What That Thang Smell Like
Khia- My Neck, My Back

Mind of A lunatic - geto boys
She Ain't Afraid - Twiztid
Night of The Axe - ICP
Carry Me - Sophie B. Hawkins
Come on Babe - 2 Live Crew

Who could forget this classic...


"Put yo ass on my face
I love the way your pussy tastes
Girl you know you are the one
Take that ass and make me come"

MaggotBrain said:

Actually, the song is shit, so technically it's not an offensive song that I 'love'... But I did groove to a a few times!

Didn't know Lil Kim was such a poet.

Evil Dick by Body Count,..

Do an all offensive mixshow Finess..lol

Michael Jackson - Thriller

SpcMs said:

Offensive?

Cloudbuster said:

U do realise that, when played backwards, this song is a prayer to the devil? Why do u think Mike released the following statement?

"Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this song in no way endorses a belief in the occult."

SpcMs said:

If you say so.

The bathrub rape in Extraloveable.

I've always loved these lyrics from Master Ace's "Born to Roll":

Black boy, black boy turn that shit down
You know that America don't wanna hear the sound
Of the bass drum jungle music go back to Africa
Nigga I'll arrest ya if ya holdin up trafffic
I'll be damned if I listen, so cops save your breath and
Write another ticket if ya have any left and
I'm breakin ear drums while I'm breakin the law
I'm disturbin all the peace cause Sister Souljah said war

Pussy Ain't Shit - Funkdoobiest