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the worst or dumbest song you ever heard everybody remember the songs they dig.
what about the worst or dumbest songs you ever heard? i'll give you one from the 70's. "disco duck'. A WORTHLESS piece of shit. and one more from the 70's... run joey run. anybody got their nominees? charles | |
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King Kong-Jimmy Castor Bunch | |
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that's just my baby daddy | |
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I always thougtht this song was dumb, but then I thought it was just flat-out stupid once I saw the video-Fabolous's "Can't Let You Go." | |
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DigitalLisa said: that's just my baby daddy
Have you heard "Stepdaddy?" That song is pretty dumb, too, but I love the beat!!! They play it all the time in Atlanta. | |
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DigitalLisa said: that's just my baby daddy Damn, I should have picked that one, Lisa! Hey, what about "Ya Mama's On Crack Rock". | |
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stymie said: Hey, what about "Ya Mama's On Crack Rock"
"Not my mama!" | |
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Fast Food Rockers! | |
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Cha Cha Slide or whatever that shit was called Bringing Together Five Decades of R&B/Funk/Soul/Dance
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Shit, at this rate I could come up with a whole lot of songs:
Dazzy Duks Tootsie Roll Whomp! There It Is! I Got A Man Da Butt | |
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intha916 said: Cha Cha Slide or whatever that shit was called Martin Lawrence calls it "The Ghetto Hokey Pokey". There are about ten different versions of that dumbass song.[This message was edited Tue Jul 22 11:19:49 PDT 2003 by stymie] | |
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Alcazar or sumthin like that
Cryin at the discoteque | |
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I'd have to say wanted dead or alive by bon jovi.. heck I guess you could just throw most of his stuff in there for me.
"the foolish dog, bark at the flying bird" From "Jah Live" -Bob Marley | |
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Both singles by The Cheeky Girls:
Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) Cheeky girls…………………. Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys I never ever ask where do you go I never ever ask what do you do I never ever ask what’s in your mind I never ever ask if you’ll be mine Come and smile don’t be shy Touch my bum this is life. Ooooh We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys Hhmm cheeky cheeky (laughter) Cheekycheekycheeky Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys Ooh boys cheeky girls Ooh girls cheeky boys Ooh boys cheeky girls I never ever ask where do you go I never ever ask what do you do I never ever ask whats in your mind I never ever ask if you’ll be mine Come and smile don’t be shy Touch my bum this is life. Unu doy trei si We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys Come and join the cheeky club This is what you want Come and sing the cheeky song Our cheeky song woo Come and join the cheeky club This is what you want Come and sing the cheeky song Our cheeky song woo Come and smile don’t be shy Touch my bum this is life Cheeky cheeky We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys We are the cheeky girls We are the cheeky girls You are the cheeky boys You are the cheeky boys Cheeky cheeky === Take Your Shoes Off Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky, Come on everybody, Come on take your shoes off, Feel the teenage freedom, Feel it all around you, Shake your body, Feel the beat, Take your shoes off and feel free, We love our teenage lives, Disco fever never dies, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, Move it, Move it, Move it, Move it, Take your shoes off and feel the freedom, Lets shake it, Lets move it, And take your shoeess off, Woo, Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky, Every girl is looking for good fun, We are young and never have enough, Disco beat is what we really like, So when you rock your body it comes alive, Shake your body all the night, This is what we really like, Close your eyes and lift your heads, Disco music never ends, Disco music never ends, Disco music never ends, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it, Move it, Move it, Move it, Move it, Take your shoes off and feel the freedom, Lets shake it, Lets move it, And take your shoeess off, Woo, Shake it, Shake it (yeah), Shake it, Shake it (come on), Move it, Move it (wow), Move it, Move it (thats right), Take your shoes off and feel the freedom, Lets shake it, Lets move it, And take your shoeess off, Woo, Come on everybody, Come on take your shoes off, Feel the teenage freedom, Feel it all around you, Come on everybody, Come on take your shoes off, Feel the teenage freedom, Feel it all around you, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Just do it! Shake it, Shake it (yeah), Shake it, Shake it (come on), Move it, Move it (wow), Move it, Move it (thats right), Take your shoes off and feel the freedom, Lets shake it, Lets move it, And take your shoeess off, Woo, Shake it, Shake it (yeah), Shake it, Shake it (come on), Move it, Move it (wow), Move it, Move it (thats right), Take your shoes off and feel the freedom, Lets shake it, Lets move it, And take your shoeess off, Woo, Shake it, Shake it (yeah), Shake it, Shake it (come on), Move it, Move it (wow), Move it, Move it (thats right), Take your shoes off and feel the freedom, Lets shake it, Lets move it, And take your shoeess off, Woo, Come on everybody, Come on take your shoes off, Feel the teenage freedom, Feel it all around you, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Just do it! | |
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Thanks for that painful reminder, Ellie. | |
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EEEW! Thanx anyway...
Damn... | |
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Cloudbuster said: Thanks for that painful reminder, Ellie.
Their mum "writes" the songs. I think it's fookin' hilarious | |
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Yeahm it is...
How old are they, anyway? The girls look like they're in the mid 30... | |
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HerRoyalBadness said: Yeahm it is...
You'd never believe they're 20!!! How old are they, anyway? The girls look like they're in the mid 30... | |
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Ellie said: HerRoyalBadness said: Yeahm it is...
You'd never believe they're 20!!! How old are they, anyway? The girls look like they're in the mid 30... WOOOW! U're right, I wouldn't! They look soo wrinkled...and soo old... | |
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Ellie said: Cloudbuster said: Thanks for that painful reminder, Ellie.
Their mum "writes" the songs. I think it's fookin' hilarious No more info. You've frightened me enough today, already. | |
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That fucking piece of shit "Magic Stick" ahhh | |
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JAMIESTARR said: That fucking piece of shit "Magic Stick" ahhh I thought I was the only person who hated that fucking song. If I hear Lil' Kim make one more reference to "da ill deep throat", I am gonna scream. | |
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neurose said: I'd have to say wanted dead or alive by bon jovi
I love it! It's not as bad as 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred or '99 Luft Baloons' by Nena ---------------------------------
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Don't know if it's the worse song ever, but it definately makes me cringe each time I hear the opening line...
Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up the Sun" Don't know if that's the real title, but ya'll know which one I mean. My friend the communist...holds meetings in his rv... I can't aford his gas...so I'm stuck here watching tv... Cringe I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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There are LOTS!
I'd say the dumbest song I've ever heard is "I Love You (Period)" by Dan Baird, in which the chorus goes: I love you period. Do you love me question mark? Please please exclamation point! I wanna hold you in parentheses. Other candidates for dumb songs: "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies "Jumpin' Jumpin'" by Destiny's Child "Sometimes" by Britney Spears Other candidates for just unlistenable crap: "I'll Be" by Edwin McCain "Lullaby" by Shawn Mullins "All for You" by Sister Hazel "The Impression That I Get" by Mighty Mighty Bosstones "Mo Money Mo Problems" by Puff Daddy 'n Crew ANYTHING by Ricky Martin ANYTHING by Creed ANYTHING by Pink ANYTHING by Backstreet Boys | |
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Ah, what about the hideous "I Love You" by Vanilla Ice? [This message was edited Tue Jul 22 14:20:36 PDT 2003 by Ellie] | |
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jthad1129 said: neurose said: I'd have to say wanted dead or alive by bon jovi
I love it! It's not as bad as 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred or '99 Luft Baloons' by Nena at least those 2 were straight forward about being full of BS, Bon Jovi was asking to be taken seriously! this being said, let it be noted I have had no top 10 hits in my lifetime, so wth? "the foolish dog, bark at the flying bird" From "Jah Live" -Bob Marley | |
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What about that stupid "I'm A barbie girl in a barbie world song? She sounds like Alvin and the chipmunks. Speaking of the Chipmunks...Anything by them was dumb. I like disco duck and stepdaddy though yall. I'm going to have to humbly disagree on those two. **************************************************
Pull ya cell phone out and call yo next of kin...we 'bout to get funky......2,3 come on ya'll | |
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