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Thread started 07/22/03 10:58am

youngca

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the worst or dumbest song you ever heard

everybody remember the songs they dig.

what about the worst or dumbest songs you ever heard?

i'll give you one from the 70's.

"disco duck'.

A WORTHLESS piece of shit.

and one more from the 70's...

run joey run.

anybody got their nominees?

charles
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Reply #1 posted 07/22/03 11:02am

stymie

King Kong-Jimmy Castor Bunch
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Reply #2 posted 07/22/03 11:02am

DigitalLisa

that's just my baby daddy lol
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Reply #3 posted 07/22/03 11:03am

okaypimpn

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I always thougtht this song was dumb, but then I thought it was just flat-out stupid once I saw the video-Fabolous's "Can't Let You Go."
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Reply #4 posted 07/22/03 11:06am

okaypimpn

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DigitalLisa said:

that's just my baby daddy lol


Have you heard "Stepdaddy?" That song is pretty dumb, too, but I love the beat!!! lol They play it all the time in Atlanta.
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Reply #5 posted 07/22/03 11:07am

stymie

DigitalLisa said:

that's just my baby daddy lol
Damn, I should have picked that one, Lisa! Hey, what about "Ya Mama's On Crack Rock".
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Reply #6 posted 07/22/03 11:09am

okaypimpn

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stymie said:

Hey, what about "Ya Mama's On Crack Rock"


"Not my mama!" falloff
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Reply #7 posted 07/22/03 11:15am

Ellie

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Fast Food Rockers!
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Reply #8 posted 07/22/03 11:16am

intha916

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Cha Cha Slide or whatever that shit was called disbelief
Bringing Together Five Decades of R&B/Funk/Soul/Dance
http://reunionradio.blogspot.com/
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Reply #9 posted 07/22/03 11:18am

stymie

Shit, at this rate I could come up with a whole lot of songs:

Dazzy Duks
Tootsie Roll
Whomp! There It Is!
I Got A Man
Da Butt
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Reply #10 posted 07/22/03 11:19am

stymie

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Cha Cha Slide or whatever that shit was called disbelief
Martin Lawrence calls it "The Ghetto Hokey Pokey". There are about ten different versions of that dumbass song.
[This message was edited Tue Jul 22 11:19:49 PDT 2003 by stymie]
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Reply #11 posted 07/22/03 11:20am

HerRoyalBadnes
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Alcazar or sumthin like that
Cryin at the discoteque
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Reply #12 posted 07/22/03 11:21am

neurose

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I'd have to say wanted dead or alive by bon jovi.. heck I guess you could just throw most of his stuff in there for me.
bored
nod "the foolish dog, bark at the flying bird" From "Jah Live" -Bob Marley nod
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Reply #13 posted 07/22/03 11:21am

Ellie

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Both singles by The Cheeky Girls:


Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)
Cheeky girls………………….
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what’s in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Ooooh

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Hhmm cheeky cheeky
(laughter)

Cheekycheekycheeky

Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask whats in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Unu doy trei si

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life

Cheeky cheeky

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Cheeky cheeky


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Take Your Shoes Off


Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky,
Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky,

Come on everybody,
Come on take your shoes off,
Feel the teenage freedom,
Feel it all around you,

Shake your body,
Feel the beat,
Take your shoes off and feel free,
We love our teenage lives,
Disco fever never dies,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1,

Shake it, Shake it,
Shake it, Shake it,
Move it, Move it,
Move it, Move it,
Take your shoes off and feel the freedom,
Lets shake it,
Lets move it,
And take your shoeess off,
Woo,

Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky, Cheeky,

Every girl is looking for good fun,
We are young and never have enough,
Disco beat is what we really like,
So when you rock your body it comes alive,

Shake your body all the night,
This is what we really like,
Close your eyes and lift your heads,
Disco music never ends,
Disco music never ends,
Disco music never ends,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1,

Shake it, Shake it,
Shake it, Shake it,
Move it, Move it,
Move it, Move it,
Take your shoes off and feel the freedom,
Lets shake it,
Lets move it,
And take your shoeess off,
Woo,

Shake it, Shake it (yeah),
Shake it, Shake it (come on),
Move it, Move it (wow),
Move it, Move it (thats right),
Take your shoes off and feel the freedom,
Lets shake it,
Lets move it,
And take your shoeess off,
Woo,

Come on everybody,
Come on take your shoes off,
Feel the teenage freedom,
Feel it all around you,

Come on everybody,
Come on take your shoes off,
Feel the teenage freedom,
Feel it all around you,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1,

Just do it!

Shake it, Shake it (yeah),
Shake it, Shake it (come on),
Move it, Move it (wow),
Move it, Move it (thats right),
Take your shoes off and feel the freedom,
Lets shake it,
Lets move it,
And take your shoeess off,
Woo,

Shake it, Shake it (yeah),
Shake it, Shake it (come on),
Move it, Move it (wow),
Move it, Move it (thats right),
Take your shoes off and feel the freedom,
Lets shake it,
Lets move it,
And take your shoeess off,
Woo,

Shake it, Shake it (yeah),
Shake it, Shake it (come on),
Move it, Move it (wow),
Move it, Move it (thats right),
Take your shoes off and feel the freedom,
Lets shake it,
Lets move it,
And take your shoeess off,
Woo,

Come on everybody,
Come on take your shoes off,
Feel the teenage freedom,
Feel it all around you,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1,

Just do it!

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Reply #14 posted 07/22/03 11:34am

Cloudbuster

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Thanks for that painful reminder, Ellie. lol
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Reply #15 posted 07/22/03 11:38am

HerRoyalBadnes
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EEEW! Thanx anyway...
Damn...
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Reply #16 posted 07/22/03 11:38am

Ellie

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Cloudbuster said:

Thanks for that painful reminder, Ellie. lol

biggrin Their mum "writes" the songs. I think it's fookin' hilarious lol
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Reply #17 posted 07/22/03 11:42am

HerRoyalBadnes
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Yeahm it is...
How old are they, anyway?
The girls look like they're in the mid 30...
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Reply #18 posted 07/22/03 11:46am

Ellie

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HerRoyalBadness said:

Yeahm it is...
How old are they, anyway?
The girls look like they're in the mid 30...
You'd never believe they're 20!!! shocked
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Reply #19 posted 07/22/03 11:49am

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Ellie said:

HerRoyalBadness said:

Yeahm it is...
How old are they, anyway?
The girls look like they're in the mid 30...
You'd never believe they're 20!!! shocked


WOOOW! U're right, I wouldn't!
They look soo wrinkled...and soo old... rolleyes
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Reply #20 posted 07/22/03 12:11pm

Cloudbuster

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Ellie said:

Cloudbuster said:

Thanks for that painful reminder, Ellie. lol

biggrin Their mum "writes" the songs. I think it's fookin' hilarious lol


No more info. You've frightened me enough today, already. disbelief
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Reply #21 posted 07/22/03 12:57pm

JAMIESTARR

That fucking piece of shit "Magic Stick" ahhh
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Reply #22 posted 07/22/03 1:03pm

stymie

JAMIESTARR said:

That fucking piece of shit "Magic Stick" ahhh
I thought I was the only person who hated that fucking song. If I hear Lil' Kim make one more reference to "da ill deep throat", I am gonna scream.
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Reply #23 posted 07/22/03 1:14pm

jthad1129

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neurose said:

I'd have to say wanted dead or alive by bon jovi


headbang

I love it!


It's not as bad as 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred
or '99 Luft Baloons' by Nena

barf
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rainbow Funny and charming as usual
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Reply #24 posted 07/22/03 1:39pm

namepeace

"It's Time to Go to Trial."
Good night, sweet Prince | 7 June 1958 - 21 April 2016

Props will be withheld until the showing and proving has commenced. -- Aaron McGruder
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Reply #25 posted 07/22/03 1:51pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Don't know if it's the worse song ever, but it definately makes me cringe each time I hear the opening line...

Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up the Sun" Don't know if that's the real title, but ya'll know which one I mean.

My friend the communist...holds meetings in his rv... I can't aford his gas...so I'm stuck here watching tv...

Cringe
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #26 posted 07/22/03 2:19pm

Moonbeam

There are LOTS!

I'd say the dumbest song I've ever heard is "I Love You (Period)" by Dan Baird, in which the chorus goes:

I love you period.
Do you love me question mark?
Please please exclamation point!
I wanna hold you in parentheses.


Other candidates for dumb songs:

"One Week" by Barenaked Ladies
"Jumpin' Jumpin'" by Destiny's Child
"Sometimes" by Britney Spears

Other candidates for just unlistenable crap:

"I'll Be" by Edwin McCain
"Lullaby" by Shawn Mullins
"All for You" by Sister Hazel
"The Impression That I Get" by Mighty Mighty Bosstones
"Mo Money Mo Problems" by Puff Daddy 'n Crew
ANYTHING by Ricky Martin
ANYTHING by Creed
ANYTHING by Pink
ANYTHING by Backstreet Boys
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Reply #27 posted 07/22/03 2:20pm

Ellie

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Ah, what about the hideous "I Love You" by Vanilla Ice?
[This message was edited Tue Jul 22 14:20:36 PDT 2003 by Ellie]
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Reply #28 posted 07/22/03 2:29pm

neurose

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jthad1129 said:

neurose said:

I'd have to say wanted dead or alive by bon jovi


headbang

I love it!


It's not as bad as 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred
or '99 Luft Baloons' by Nena

barf


at least those 2 were straight forward about being full of BS, Bon Jovi was asking to be taken seriously!

this being said, let it be noted I have had no top 10 hits in my lifetime, so wth? shrug
nod "the foolish dog, bark at the flying bird" From "Jah Live" -Bob Marley nod
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Reply #29 posted 07/22/03 2:43pm

illimack

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What about that stupid "I'm A barbie girl in a barbie world song? She sounds like Alvin and the chipmunks. Speaking of the Chipmunks...Anything by them was dumb. I like disco duck and stepdaddy though yall. I'm going to have to humbly disagree on those two.
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