That fool ain't in jail yet ?

I'm no fan of R.Kelly but I gotta admit,the song "Step In The Name Of Love" from his latest CD is a cool song.It gets alot of airplay in my area.He should release it as his next single.

Is his 15 mins not up yet?

i believe he can fly---away, far away.


He could also make a rap song with Mike Tyson...

'I like to rape girls and I can not lie,
you other brothas can't deny,
when a real pretty girl walks in with a grin,
I'm gonna do her again and again.'

jthad1129 said:

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yeah, the greatest urinator ever.

DavidEye said:

That song wasn't released as a single where you are? They played it out here in Chicago where stepping originated.

suomynona said:

That's cold

suomynona said:

Redbook magazine must have created this picture.. they did a nice job on their latest cover

R. Kelly can suck my cock!

...and if I was an underage girl with a cock... he probably would!!!

June7 said:

maybe if you peed on him after he swallowed your...

he's the greatest molester ever

Janfriend said:

Have you seen the Mad TV sketch called The World's Greatest Molestor?

Ellie said:

LOL. No, I haven't! Is it funny?

DavidEye said:

This song isn't TOO bad, but it sounds like he's sampling or borrowing VERY heavily from something!! Maybe the Isley Bros.'s "I Once Had Your Lovin' (And I Can't Let Go)"...

Actually R Kelly does have some really good songs, but I just can't respect him as a person - he won't be getting any $$$ from me. Maybe he'll come up with a bumpin version of "Jailhouse rock"

Janfriend said:

i've seen that, and it's fucked up but it's funny as hell!!!

i'm the world's greatest...statutory rapist...

I just wish R&B stations and listeners would stop supporting this monster.

ThreadBare said:

a few stations have, i imagine...

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R. Kelly's To Do List:

1. Cancel upcoming concert for the Camp Fire Girls.
2. Begin transition from thugged-out musician to little girlie prison pass-around.
3. Masturbate furiously during "Brady Bunch" marathon on Nickelodeon.
4. Burn that huge cache of candy and Pokemon cards in the basement.
5. Get a fake ID to convince those police guys that I'm underage.
6. Clear some space in next year's schedule to take on O.J. Simpson in Fox Celebrity Boxing.
7. Announce that I'll start searching for the real statuatory rapist.
8. Hire Johnnie Cochran — "If she plays with dolls, you must absolve."

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Some quotes about R. Kelly:

"My life won't be complete/ 'til I make your face a toilet seat/ Girl, I'ma piss on you!"
—Dave Chappelle as R.Kelly

"Oh, before we begin, got to make an announcement. The Chuck E. Cheese in Miami will be closed this Sunday for a private event—the R. Kelly Super Bowl party."
—Jay Leno

"At the BET Awards R. Kelly got Best Underage Score. There are now videotapes of him with four more underage girls. You know you're in trouble when the evidence against you comes in a boxed set."
—Jay Leno

"The Oscars were last night. Roman Polanski won an award for best director. He wasn’t there to accept it, but R. Kelly accepted it on his behalf. After R. Kelly got it, he thanked the little people."
—Craig Kilborn

"Tiger Woods is to 'eyeing his ninth major' as R. Kelly is to 'eyeing his ninth minor.'"
—Conan O'Brien

"We're not up here molesting children. We're not 'The Best of Both Worlds.'"
—Nas

"I haven't seen the video, nor do I want to see it because there's a kid involved. That's where I draw the line. You can do almost anything except touch kids or something like that. That's a no-no. You know what I'm saying? If he's guilty, he's over. I'm just waiting for the results."
—Dr. Dre

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New R. Kelly lyrics:

"Gonna give you some POO-POO!!
Gonna give you some peepee
Gonna give a little DOO-DOO!!
Wash it down with some weewee..."

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[This message was edited Wed Jun 18 8:38:00 PDT 2003 by suomynona]

i'm watching this post with my gf and she thinks R Kelly is hotter than the surface of the moon (can't imagine why)
and she feels that all this hoopla surrounding R. is total nonsens.
those girls he fucked are just as guilty/innocent as him.
what would you guys do if all those girls just offer themselves to you (i know what i would do)
Essecialy now that 12 year old girls look like 25 year old hookers.

alexnvrmnd said:

Hmm,I never noticed that before,but now that you mentioned it...That's the problem with today's R&B music.Whenever you DO hear something that sounds decent,nine times out of ten it's either based on a sample or an idea stolen from a better,older song

suomynona said:

noepie said:

lol, either you missed her sarcasm... or one or both of you aren't too bright

suomynona said:

god, i feel so stupid.
i didn't even notice.
this is what happens when i have to post something on R. Kelly
although i heard that one part of the moon is cold and the other side is very hot.
it depends on which side of the moon the sun is or something like that.

DavidEye said:

I know. It's like it's either almost all recycled or lifted/re-created from somewhere. I'm thinking we'll never see a boon in creative, original music like what we saw from the 60s to somewhere in 80s!! Sad but true... Here's hoping I'm wrong!!

suomynona said:

Oh my God it's R. Kelly's "P on U, the remix"! Damn I love that song!

This is the remix edition
Of a song about pissin'
I gotta pee
And we can work it
There's juice in the kitchen

Yeah...That's how it goes at the R. Kelly party

...I sip cris....

...You drink piss...


[This message was edited Thu Jun 19 14:40:20 PDT 2003 by Universaluv]