June 3, 2003 -- COURTNEY Love declares she still has the hots for former flame Edward Norton, who'll "never" marry his fiancée, Salma Hayek.

"I love Edward so much," Love, fresh off a songwriting retreat in the French countryside, told Vanity Fair scribe Steve Garbarino in a lengthy aside to an upcoming article, adding that she quietly dated the actor for four whole years.

"It's not in anybody's history book that we dated because he managed to scare the vultures off," she says. "I dumped him for a movie role. If that isn't shallow I don't know what is."

The refreshingly self-effacing former Hole singer reveals that, "If I die, I've left Edward everything" in her will. "He's a dad to [Love's 11-year-old daughter] Frances. Drew [Barrymore] is her godmother."

As for Mexican actress Hayek, Love says, "He'll never marry her . . . for one, he can barely understand half of what she's saying."

Meanwhile, Love says she's no fan of Charlize Theron, currently co-starring with Norton in "The Italian Job."

"She's not in our club," sniffs Love, who counts in her intimate circle Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Lopez.

"Drew and Cameron are tireless. Gwyneth [Paltrow] and Winona [Ryder] don't like each other, but they're in the club."

Love is also OK with Britney Spears.

"I have 32 songs [she wrote for her next album "America's Sweetheart"] just staring me in the face," she says. "It's like when Bob Dylan fell off the motorcycle. I have songs to spare. I think I'll give Britney one."

Love doesn't just hang with the stars, however. "I'm not Keith Richards," she says. "I do go out with normal people."

Last month, Love placed a classified ad in the Village Voice, seeking a guitarist and drummer for a new band, with the requirement that they "look like a goddess." In fact, she just recruited "fantasy violinist" Emilie Autumn, a ravishing, classically trained musician.

As for her late husband, Kurt Cobain, who she's also "still in love with," his secret fantasy was "he wanted to be a streetwalker," she says. The couple's "biggest problem was that Kurt never told me what a hick he felt like." She only learned that later, and sighs, "I thought I knew everything."

I hate this skank! She should just go away and leave Selma and Ed alone. Selma is gorgeous and she's just an ugly old skank that no one wants. Too bad it was Kurt and not her that bit the dust.

I like Courtney! She's such a rancid bitch that I can't help it. And she has HUGE balls! This interview is hysterical!

Gee, if I were Ed Norton, who would I pick.
Let's see...
Salma or Courtney ?

minneapolisgenius said:

I bet Courtney is better in bed!

Courtney always looks drunk and in desperate need of a hairbrush


Salma Hayek is a goddess.

CarrieLee said:

I just read this interview with Marilyn Manson and the interviewer asked him who the sleaziest person he ever partied with was. He said Courtney Love. He also said that she had razor bumps on her bikini line from shaving and that that almost made him puke. I thought that was weird though because I can think of a lot of grosser things to puke about than razor bumps.

minneapolisgenius said:

HAHAHA!!! That's funny! It had to have been pretty bad if it grossed out Marilyn Manson. She probably had huge boils on her puss.

I still like her though

CarrieLee said:

I know it had to have been pretty bad! Especially coming from him and he names her as the sleaziest.

Well she is pretty gross. I met her years ago in Providence RI. She was so junked out. When she finally got on stage at 1:30 AM she put one leg up on an amplifier while wearing a baby doll dress and had on no panties. She didn't shave then...

minneapolisgenius said:

I would ask them for a , I guess that freaky Courtney would agree and Selma not

Courtney is one of those people who are so clever they become mental.

CarrieLee said:

exactly. she's SO filthy. how can you NOT like her?

CarrieLee said:

jn2 said:

You never know.

purplegypsy said:

my god, who does this slag think she is?! is she for real or just being sarcastic? obviously courtney love is just not on our planet anymore (if she ever was). well i, for one, can now sleep at night knowing that she deems us "normal" people worthy of her company...but what if we're not in "the club". geesh, what a loser!

pimpdoutt said:

Are you being sarcastic?

CarrieLee said:

no silly... i really do dig this chick.

i guess i have an affinity for such messy people.

she's not too unlike a few friends of mine.

imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty said:

Exactly. "The club". It sounds like grade school.

I'd like one of those too, please...

That is offensive. Puta!

Ok, I LOVE Angelina, Drew, Gwyneth and Winona. Of course I don't know what they are like in real life, but I don't understand how Cameron and J-lo fit in.


I never go out with normal people.


HUH? What a hick he felt like?

CarrieLee said:

She certainly has balls. I wish I could be that honest and not give a shit what anyone thought.

Awww, how can you go wrong with a charming smile like that?

Heh, heh, heh...

I LOVE Courtney - she's evil and vile and narcissistic and vulgar, but at least she's upfront about what she wants and what she believes, and I think that makes her an amazing person (not saying ADMIRABLE, but definitely AMAZING).

There's never a dull moment with her, and I love that.

Selma Hayek is pretty, sure, but so are a lot of people. She was a big sourpuss at the Oscars for some reason - maybe because "Frida" didn't win more? Boo fucking hoo, how many good movies never get nominated at all, simply because they don't have the money to even be considered?

I think if you're entering a "who's better" contest between Courtney and Selma, it's apples and oranges. But if I'm forced to choose, there's no contest - gimme the strung out rawk skank any day!!!

Courtney Love is a racist redneck slut.

Edward Norton must've been suffering from temporary insanity when he dated her for four years.

As for Courtney, who wants to guess what she was on when giving this interview?

Is she for something in the death of Kurt Cobain?

wow, you're REALLY showing your ignorance here. unless you're gonna give some sort of rationalization as to why she's "racist"...i'm waiting.

okaypimpn said:

This reminds me of her little spat with madonna, priceless!...

"nice shoes!"

ROTFL!!!

theblueangel said:

First off, try learning how to post a message before coming to me.

Secondly, I don't have to justify shit to you.

Thirdly, how about you do us both a favor and just...



Thanks. Permission granted to leave now.

purplegypsy said:

Maybe Courtney was right? Look what came out today in the NY Post-I know it's probably just gossip, but the timing is kinda funny:

June 10, 2003 -- ARE Ed Norton and Salma Hayek on the rocks? In the wake of our item that Norton has been hitting New York nightspots without his gorgeous Mexican fiancée, friends say the pair have parted ways, though they hope it's only temporary. As we reported yesterday, Norton and Woody Harrelson partied with a sexy Asian babe after the Dark Star Orchestra show the other night. Hayek's rep did not return calls. Norton's rep declined to comment on his private life.

CarrieLee said:

Have you ever been with a hot Latina woman in bed???

Salma has no worries...