I predict right now that before the summer is over this
horrible song will have caused someone to go completely
nuts and kill a dozen innocent people at least.

Why oh why should we be subjected to this torture every
day again and again over and over and over whilst we sit
at work and are forced to listen to it on national radio
hour after hour???

It's like someone poking you in the eye every 10 minutes
or asking you a really stupid question over and over till
you boil over and beat them to a pulp.

This song is a hazard to society and should therefore be
taken off the air. All discs should be placed on a giant
raft and sent off onto the ocean where a special dispatch
helicopter will douse it in kerosene and burn those damn
fuckers off the face of the planet. Mastertape included.
Heck, even the one who came up with the marketingdesign
and the group should suffer. Place him in a cell beneath
ground or let him guard nuclear waste in a subterranean
bunker for the rest of his life.

Kill off all dogs whom weigh less than 1 freakin kilo and
never ever ever mention that horrible word again.

I've rolled over and played dead during the "Ketchup" fuck
ordeal but this is too much. How much of this torture can
one generation possibly be subjected to before they crack?

i must be lucky enough to have never heard it! thanks for the heads up...

imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty said:

I guess it hasn't reached the american shores then.
Well, consider yourselves lucky. very very lucky.

Did you know when you posted this that both Chihuahua and the Ketchup song come from Spain?

It's part of our masterplan.It all started off with Macarena

PANDURITO said:

I know and you spread this music via them drunken tourists
whom scorch their brains out on the beach all day long and
then take this shit back home and say "This was a massive
hit back in spain in the clubs".

Well, actually everyone was totally hammered or was too
busy having an orgasm brought on by someone who was even
more splattered to notice the music at all.

The *think* it was a cool song. Until it has infested the
entire continental airwaves and it's too fucking late to
back off.

Good analysis Isten.

I've never heard Chihuahua.


But I do know the Ketchup Song

ketchup? chihuahua? sunscreen??? how many inane, pointless songs will pop up next???

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

OH YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!
Just come to Europe and you'll see.

Hey, how about the Cheeky Girls song?

And these are the people who are considered "music" acts.

The Ketchup song tells a story:

It's about a Spanish guy who doesn't speak English and wants to ask his DJ to play "Rapper's Delight".As he doesn't know the title nor the lyrics he hums to the DJ :

"Asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere
Sebiunouva majabi an de bugui an de buididipi"

(I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat )
[This message was edited Mon May 26 17:23:40 PDT 2003 by PANDURITO]

I would like to comment but reading the translation of the
gibberish that is "the ketchup song" just did my head in.

Maybe tomorrow.

PANDURITO said:

the ketchup song was stupid, those girls need a down home bitch slappin' LOL

im sooo... gonna download this now

Christopher said:

Don't.