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Thread started 04/12/03 6:41pm

matt84

A Michael Jackson Joke

Q. What is the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?

A. One is made of plastic and is a danger to children the other is for carrying your shopping.




Q. What are the similarities between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?

A. 44 year old meat in between 11 year old buns.

HAHA

Matt
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Reply #1 posted 04/12/03 7:14pm

korovyov

q: how are Michael Jackson and JC penneys similar?

A: they both have kid's pants half off.

good joke BTW...
BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY GOD ALL NEGATIVITY BOWS
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Reply #2 posted 04/13/03 6:18am

Essence

Your both going to catch yourselves a brutality case from the MJ Police. disbelief
[This message was edited Sun Apr 13 6:36:48 PDT 2003 by Essence]
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Reply #3 posted 04/13/03 6:24am

medoc2003

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Q: what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

A: neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon...
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whereas, michael jackson molests little boys.
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"babies, before this is over, we're all gonna be wearing gold plated diapers!"
the bruce dickinson
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Reply #4 posted 04/13/03 6:24am

AaronSuperior

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christ, here comes mistermaxxx rolleyes
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Reply #5 posted 04/13/03 6:55am

JaneyPoos

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medoc2003 said:

Q: what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

A: neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon...
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whereas, michael jackson molests little boys.


lol worship





I have to say this thread should be sooo not funny really disbelief oh well shrug sigh
JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...


I survived the Org Depression Spring 2003
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Reply #6 posted 04/13/03 3:49pm

mistermaxxx

medoc2003 said:

Q: what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

A: neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon...
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whereas, michael jackson molests little boys.
How Enriching of You maybe that is the Sum of your Important Posts here I take it?
mistermaxxx
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Reply #7 posted 04/13/03 10:27pm

Supernova

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medoc2003 said:

Q: what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

A: neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon...
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whereas, michael jackson molests little boys.

This one is so illogical it can't help BUT be funny. lol
This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes.
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Reply #8 posted 04/13/03 10:53pm

mistermaxxx

Essence said:

Your both going to catch yourselves a brutality case from the MJ Police. disbelief
[This message was edited Sun Apr 13 6:36:48 PDT 2003 by Essence]
a Bunch of Tacky Classless 2nd Grade Jokes.nothing else better to do but to take Cheap Shots on Michael Jackson.funny how MJ never got charged with nothing? where are the So-Called Comedians at now?
mistermaxxx
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Reply #9 posted 04/14/03 12:31am

crs350

Fuck Micheal Jackson,yeah i said it.He is a disgrace.
CRSTYLE NEW POWER THOUGHTS AND STATEMENTS!!
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Reply #10 posted 04/14/03 1:07am

HerRoyalBadnes
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matt84 said:

Q. What is the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson?

A. One is made of plastic and is a danger to children the other is for carrying your shopping.




Q. What are the similarities between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?

A. 44 year old meat in between 11 year old buns.

HAHA

Matt



The last one was really ugly... I gotta protect Michael since I'm a huge fan, but just can'tb stop laughing...!
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Reply #11 posted 04/14/03 2:48am

medoc2003

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mistermaxxx said:

medoc2003 said:

Q: what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

A: neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
whereas, michael jackson molests little boys.
How Enriching of You maybe that is the Sum of your Important Posts here I take it?


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lighten up, it's joke.
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"babies, before this is over, we're all gonna be wearing gold plated diapers!"
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