A man is walking along the beach when he sees a young woman with no arms or legs sitting on the sand crying. The man approaches her and asks why she is crying. She say's that she has no legs or arms and she has never been kissed. The man feels sorry for her so he bends down and kisses her, and she smiles. As the man walks away he hears her start to cry again. He returns and once again asks why she is crying. She says she has no legs or arms and she has never been f***d. The man pauses for a second then picks her up and throws her into the ocean and say's ...

Your F***D now

Matt