michael jackson. (Or as James Brown said onstage:) MICHAEL JACKSON, MICHAEL JACKSON! HA HA HAAA.

I just saw that tv interview for the first time. (Yes, I've been living in a cave.) And WTF!

I know we would rather talk about Prince and Toronto but I just have to be a ghetto Dr. Phil and ask some questions.

MJ holding that kids hand like that, was that like a subliminal coming out of the closet thing?

And if you read "Michael Jackson Was My Lover" or the recent piece in Vanity Fair you'll see that some things just don't add up.

How did he go from his Diana Ross thing to blond haired blue eyed boys and who turned him out? You don't see Tito with those problems!

They have a new book that shows a picture of MJ standing in the background with a kid in shorts with no shirt from MJ's video vault and the more you see that it's like: "Okay, this really ain't funny!"

Hopefully one of those kids doesn't grow up and do a Mark David Chapman on MJ 'cause that's not good. And he just bought some handbag with kids picture on it.

I know this isn't popular material but I just had to said it!

Awww peace out.