Because it's almost the Fourth of July, tis the season for sensationally publicized horribly craptastic summer "anthems".
The computers work overtime on these tracks so consider that when selecting your party weekend jams to blast at your backyard blowouts.
Musical critiques aside, Fergie's new soon to be hit among people with whom you'd probably not want to spend a long car ride, 'M.I.L.F. $', has led the former Black Eyed Peas veteran hottie to start self-promoting her sextastic again via social media.
Fergie used to be an alluring sweet bodied staple around these parts. She took a long break after the world's longest ever concert tour to do a stupid thing like get married, then a less stupid thing like becoming a mom.
It's been a substantial hiatus. If these visual wonderment peeks are an example of the comeback, then let's call it a comeback.