Fuckin ick:

Take that Nirvana shirt off pussy! Brit fucks.

What the fuck is wrong with England? Quit sending us your pretty boy trash.

This is punk you wankers:

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

This rocks tooooop:

Youuuuuuuuuuuu dieeeeeeeeeee

But they're so pretty and racially unidentifable... and Australian... fight the real enemy.

Australia? Figures. haha

One Direction ranks pretty high on the Suck Meter. In fact, the meter needle is almost no longer visible.

Why do they sound like they are small children that are about to cry?

novabrkr said:

Why do they sound like they are small children that are about to cry?

.

They are appealing to their target demographic. I saw them "live" on "Good Morning America" and it was so fascinating. Utter shit but fascinating shit. They are so pretty you almost look past how fake the whole thing is. 5 Seconds of Success.

utter shite

Shit.

Wasn't there some other pseudo-punk boyband 5-10 years ago with a singer that looked pretty much the same? Can't remember the name of the band anymore.

Found 'em. They were called "Busted".



They've most likely copied the whole concept from them. The "frontman" looks like the most popular guy in the school and then there are two "sidemen", one with the nerdier voice and the other the supposedly more punky guy that might have heard Sex Pistols once or twice.

I feel the same way about Janet Jackson. That woman can NOT sing. Hell, she can't play an instrument. She just...can't.

These boy bands aren't great, but the can semi-sing.

I don't know if they're the shittiest band, but I love this thread title so much!! Thanks for the !

Blixical said:

Why not six seconds?

pick up any teen solo artist-band of the last 25 years...with the exception of the BSB

You were lucky.

To be fair to them, some of you all mock Nirvana and they are the shit.

Did they claim to be punk? I hope not! They sound like a typical boy band. They have really annoying voices. The only one that sounded semi-okay was the bassist.

Unbelievably they won Best New International Newcomer in the Kerrang awards last year.

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Plunk.

They're not worse than Maroon 5 or almost everything else in Top 40 right now.I'm not going to listen to their new song you posted but M5's This Summer's Gonna Hurt life a Motherfucker is worse than 5SOS's She Looks So Perfect. 2002 was the last year of radio and MTV I could stomach.