Beautifulstarr123 said:

NaughtyKitty said:

I posted it for entertainment purposes! And already this thread has become very entertaining with the hilarious poems posted here I Love it!

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned her illuminati hand poses in the second pic tho lol.

Decked out in Givenchy, iced in Harry Winston

...I've got 99 problems, the Illuminati ain't one of them.

You see, Jay is my inspiration, Blue Ivy my muse

Just throw up that pyramid, that hand sign, and say......

Hail Illuminati

That was great!

NaughtyKitty said:

SeventeenDayze said:

I totally agree and I am baffled at the same thing. I nearly lost my lunch the first time I heard some dolt mention her name in the same sentence as MJ. That was the final straw for me. I guess I am one of "those" type of MJ fans but I better not ever hear anyone say that dumb shit ever again!

Shame on Naughty Kitty for posting this BS

Misfee: I agree with you and enjoyed your poem about the corner store and hair grease

I posted it for entertainment purposes! And already this thread has become very entertaining with the hilarious poems posted here I Love it!

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned her illuminati hand poses in the second pic tho lol.

Yeah I noticed those ridiculous hand poses. She looks like some doofus in a Macy's display window trying on clothes from the third world in order to look hip. She just needs to sit down already and take a breather. I mean, sometimes going away can make you more interesting but she hasn't figured that out yet. lol

mjscarousal said:

SeventeenDayze said:

Leotard, blonde weave, convulsions and ghetto dances peppered throughout performances and voila, you have the formula to be called "Queen" or even the more objectionable "Beysus" lol

Is this suppose to be a spoken word piece?

*snaps fingers*

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Haha, sure! I should also write a haiku about her wind machines that seem to follow her everywhere so that the weave looks "real"

SeventeenDayze said:

mjscarousal said:

Is this suppose to be a spoken word piece?

*snaps fingers*

[Edited 8/30/14 17:07pm]

Haha, sure! I should also write a haiku about her wind machines that seem to follow her everywhere so that the weave looks "real"

Without wind machines

and blonde weaves, I would be screwed

Like seriously

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NaughtyKitty said:

SeventeenDayze said:

Haha, sure! I should also write a haiku about her wind machines that seem to follow her everywhere so that the weave looks "real"

Without wind machines

and blonde weaves, I would be screwed

Like seriously

[Edited 8/30/14 22:26pm]

You never cease to amaze me, Naughty Kitty

NaughtyKitty said:

Beautifulstarr123 said:

Decked out in Givenchy, iced in Harry Winston

...I've got 99 problems, the Illuminati ain't one of them.

You see, Jay is my inspiration, Blue Ivy my muse

Just throw up that pyramid, that hand sign, and say......

Hail Illuminati

That was great!