Fuck Mike, Fuck Janet, Fuck D'angelo hell... fuck Sledgehammer!!!! (Sorry Peter) these are the greatest music video of all time.

When is the last time your favorite did this. Jumped from a random ship, swam with dolphins, and had the Coast guard try to rescue them. Axl Rose swam with fucking dolphins! and he looks like A Bearded Ronald McDonald, Charles Manson.

Slash plays guitar on water... slash is literally Jesus in this video. When did Mariah Berry or Bobby Houston do that? NEVER. And a piano solo, a guitar solo, another guitar solo. And the flooded sunset strip! look at that shit at 5:59. You know Axl has a bigger ego than Mariah and Kanyes dicks combined. So he had them put a real river and dolphins on the sunset strip.

Slash plays without a chord! and with a cig in hand without even moving. When is the last time Beethoven did that shit?

Now for the second video in this category. First off the lighting is flawless! haunting and impecable. The cheorgraphy is top notch! better than anything MJ, Sladonna, Cannibal Corpse, or Bobby Gill did in those videos. The directing! i think this was what inspired parts of Taxi Driver & Full Metal Jacket.

Boney M was the 2nd coming of James Brown.

Estranged video sucks and I'm a massive GNR fan. Their early 90s are cringeful to watch now. MJ's videos are timeless.

Taxi Driver was released in 1976 - was that 2nd video pre-1976?

I got about a minute into the GNR video and then a popup ad for a video called "Punching Nancy Grace" came on. So I had to go watch that immediately because, come on - who hasn't thought about punching Nancy Grace?

I think "November rain" video stands up very well. It's self important and pointless but it represents how big they were then. It looks good too

Also, just something about the epicness of the song suits the video and vice verca. I don't think "Estranged" needed that same "look" that "November rain" had. It was repeating itself basically, and the song isn't as good either LOL.

MattyJam said:

Estranged video sucks and I'm a massive GNR fan. Their early 90s are cringeful to watch now. MJ's videos are timeless.

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