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Reply #30 posted 12/03/13 3:23am

dancerella

Gunsnhalen said:

I can't wait for this to bomb lol

Love Letter was my shit, Write Me Back was alright. But, even r&b radio isn't playing his new singles. That's a sign that this album is shit... and is going to sell less than an Ashanti CD comin with a happy meal.

Damn, that was cold!! lol

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Reply #31 posted 12/03/13 12:57pm

silkman

JoeBala said:

Gunsnhalen said:

His singing is why i am a fan. I Love the passion in his voice... but who will listen, care, or buy an album of his. When he is singing about nonsense?

Not to mention he has been singing the same sex songs since 1992...

I never liked anything he did. If he ever did I don't remember. Not even the stuff with Isley and I like Ron. lol I better shut or that guy who was a fan and get all crazy and stuff. What was that guys name again?

[Edited 11/17/13 19:17pm]

Ha !!!! You mean, Maxxx ?

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Reply #32 posted 12/03/13 7:36pm

Identity

Kelly Talks Black Panties, Recording Follow-Up & More
December 03, 2013




R. Kelly has a lot to prove with his upcoming album, Black Panties, which arrives next week. During an interview with Billboard, the legendary singer admits there were many people counting him out.

"I was being told I wouldn't be back in business," R. Kelly told Billboard a few days before his AMAs appearance. "While that was happening people were bringing me down instead of lifting me up. It pissed me off because when you're up everyone believes in you, but as soon as they feel your life or career is threatened they fall off from you. They disappear."

After collaborating with pop starts like Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga, it seems Kelz is entering new territory in his career, which is an idea that he openly welcomes.

"It feels good to still be on people's mind after 23 years in the business," R. Kelly explains. "I've got all the younger cats following me and calling me to get on their tracks. It's a blessing."

While working on Black Panties, Kelly reveals he had to re-invent his signature sound, which has been borrowed by many of his peers.

"Trying to come back with the Black Panties album, I hadn't done this type of music in three years, so I was studying music," he says. "And I came to find that people have been studying me. I'm seeing Trey Songz, who is very talented; The-Dream, who is very talented; rappers like Future. A lot of my style was on a lot of other people's music. They flipped it very well, but I needed to flip it back to me."

The singer adds that his creative juices are flowing and he's already started recording the next project. "I'm already working on my next album, which I'm six songs deep into. I haven't named it yet, but it's going to be a follow-up to Black Panties," Kelly says before adding that he soon plans to film 10 more installments to his "Trapped in the Closet" video series. "I'm going to start putting out music like Jordans after Black Panties. I don't want people to get it twisted: R. Kelly is going to be R. Kelly," he concludes.


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Reply #33 posted 12/03/13 7:37pm

Identity

missfee said:

sigh Well the cover could have been worse. He could have been swimming in a sperm pool with the broads. He's still a tacky & trifling testicle. Singing about the same old shit.



eek


lol lol lol !!!

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Reply #34 posted 12/04/13 1:54am

Gunsnhalen

There is a black panties hotline lol lol lol

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Reply #35 posted 12/04/13 11:29am

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There is a black panties hotline lol lol lol

Is this a porn hotline or something? Stupid idea.

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #36 posted 12/11/13 4:01pm

Identity

Kells has dropped an obligatory racy new video for "Cookie".



Vevo




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Reply #37 posted 12/11/13 6:03pm

jeidee

http://newsone.com/280839...k-panties/

R. Kelly tried to break that fourth wall. Here is what happened.

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Reply #38 posted 12/11/13 6:14pm

Identity

Can we say "backfired"? lol

I've never laughed so hard!

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Reply #39 posted 12/13/13 2:48pm

JoeBala

eek Cannot wait to NOT get this.

5 Songs R Kelly Could Put A Sexy Twist On For His Christmas Album

By Kate Lloyd

Kate Lloyd on Google+

Posted on 12 Dec 13

5 Songs R Kelly Could Put A Sexy Twist On For His Christmas Album

R Kelly is releasing a Christmas album, and not just any Christmas album. The man who brought us 'Sex Me (Part 1)' and 'Sex Me (Part 2)' has promised there's "gonna be a lot of lovemaking" on the future masterpiece and that he'll "come bearing gifts".

Called 'The 12 Nights Of Christmas', Robert's already started work on the crescendo of festivity and erotica, but don't get over-excited just yet. Apparently, according to the singer, it takes at least two Christmases to cook up an album of solid Xmas tunes so the album won't be released until 2014. Until then, we've pulled together five saucy twists on festive tracks which we think should feature…

'Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree'
R Kelly's take on this Christmas party fave tells a saucy tale of how he rocked a lady's world in various locations around a living room. First, the sofa. Then, the window sill. By the fireplace? This is R Kelly! No probs. In that weird dusty area behind the TV. Why not? So long as the Christmas tree is in sight, R Kelly is DTF.

'(Not Such A) Silent Night'
In which R Kelly combines three of his passions - religion, sex and the VIP area - in this carol cum club classic. We're talking a champagne-fuelled romp behind the red rope before a trip back to Robert's city centre pad. He croons that he hopes the neighbours are watching 'Love Actually' on full volume because things are gonna get noisy and he lives in a converted warehouse with plasterboard walls and poor sound-proofing.

'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful'
'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful/Joyful And Triumphant' begins R Kelly's decadent celebration of monogamous sex. Robert regales us with tales of lovemaking, reminding us that he'd never 'Marry The Pussy' of a cheat. The track descends into sexy husky chat until a dance break and a cameo from Kelly Rowland singing: 'O Come, Let Us Adore Him'.

'12 Lays Of Christmas'
A palette cleanser after the passion of 'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful', '12 Lays Of Christmas' gives us a glimpse at the highlights of the festive season for a single R&B megastar. Whether it's a trip to Winter Wonderland and a ride on the big wheel or a little 'Bump'n'Grind' at a Christmas Market, R Kelly demonstrates how to woo a different girl on every day of the holidays.

'Ding Dong Merrily On High'
Comparing the excitement of Christmas Day with the joy of post-coital afterglow, 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' is the climax of an album of teasing sensuality and decadent baubles. A sing-a-long anthem of 'I Believe I Can Fly' proportions, it would start with backing vocals from Mariah, Susan, Cliff and Bob Geldof, with the former X Factor winners on percussion. Next, R Kelly would prove his relevance with a drum'n'bass drop, before a key change and surprise appearances from the Coca Cola Choir, post-humous Frank Sinatra and Will Ferrell dressed as' Elf'. Then silence, until a final passionate 'Merry Christmas one and all' spoken solemnly by Michael Jordan.


Read more at http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/5-songs-r-kelly-could-put-a-sexy-twist-on-for-his-christmas-album?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=rkellychristmas#1LrT4RZV2C8Vy1ve.99
R Kelly is releasing a Christmas album, and not just any Christmas album. The man who brought us 'Sex Me (Part 1)' and 'Sex Me (Part 2)' has promised there's "gonna be a lot of lovemaking" on the future masterpiece and that he'll "come bearing gifts".

Called 'The 12 Nights Of Christmas', Robert's already started work on the crescendo of festivity and erotica, but don't get over-excited just yet. Apparently, according to the singer, it takes at least two Christmases to cook up an album of solid Xmas tunes so the album won't be released until 2014. Until then, we've pulled together five saucy twists on festive tracks which we think should feature…

'Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree'
R Kelly's take on this Christmas party fave tells a saucy tale of how he rocked a lady's world in various locations around a living room. First, the sofa. Then, the window sill. By the fireplace? This is R Kelly! No probs. In that weird dusty area behind the TV. Why not? So long as the Christmas tree is in sight, R Kelly is DTF.

'(Not Such A) Silent Night'
In which R Kelly combines three of his passions - religion, sex and the VIP area - in this carol cum club classic. We're talking a champagne-fuelled romp behind the red rope before a trip back to Robert's city centre pad. He croons that he hopes the neighbours are watching 'Love Actually' on full volume because things are gonna get noisy and he lives in a converted warehouse with plasterboard walls and poor sound-proofing.

'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful'
'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful/Joyful And Triumphant' begins R Kelly's decadent celebration of monogamous sex. Robert regales us with tales of lovemaking, reminding us that he'd never 'Marry The Pussy' of a cheat. The track descends into sexy husky chat until a dance break and a cameo from Kelly Rowland singing: 'O Come, Let Us Adore Him'.

'12 Lays Of Christmas'
A palette cleanser after the passion of 'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful', '12 Lays Of Christmas' gives us a glimpse at the highlights of the festive season for a single R&B megastar. Whether it's a trip to Winter Wonderland and a ride on the big wheel or a little 'Bump'n'Grind' at a Christmas Market, R Kelly demonstrates how to woo a different girl on every day of the holidays.

'Ding Dong Merrily On High'
Comparing the excitement of Christmas Day with the joy of post-coital afterglow, 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' is the climax of an album of teasing sensuality and decadent baubles. A sing-a-long anthem of 'I Believe I Can Fly' proportions, it would start with backing vocals from Mariah, Susan, Cliff and Bob Geldof, with the former X Factor winners on percussion. Next, R Kelly would prove his relevance with a drum'n'bass drop, before a key change and surprise appearances from the Coca Cola Choir, post-humous Frank Sinatra and Will Ferrell dressed as' Elf'. Then silence, until a final passionate 'Merry Christmas one and all' spoken solemnly by Michael Jordan.
Read more at http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/5-songs-r-kelly-could-put-a-sexy-twist-on-for-his-christmas-album?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=rkellychristmas#1LrT4RZV2C8Vy1ve.99
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Reply #40 posted 12/13/13 7:02pm

kitbradley

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JoeBala said:

eek Cannot wait to NOT get this.

5 Songs R Kelly Could Put A Sexy Twist On For His Christmas Album

By Kate Lloyd

Kate Lloyd on Google+

Posted on 12 Dec 13

5 Songs R Kelly Could Put A Sexy Twist On For His Christmas Album

R Kelly is releasing a Christmas album, and not just any Christmas album. The man who brought us 'Sex Me (Part 1)' and 'Sex Me (Part 2)' has promised there's "gonna be a lot of lovemaking" on the future masterpiece and that he'll "come bearing gifts".

Called 'The 12 Nights Of Christmas', Robert's already started work on the crescendo of festivity and erotica, but don't get over-excited just yet. Apparently, according to the singer, it takes at least two Christmases to cook up an album of solid Xmas tunes so the album won't be released until 2014. Until then, we've pulled together five saucy twists on festive tracks which we think should feature…

'Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree'
R Kelly's take on this Christmas party fave tells a saucy tale of how he rocked a lady's world in various locations around a living room. First, the sofa. Then, the window sill. By the fireplace? This is R Kelly! No probs. In that weird dusty area behind the TV. Why not? So long as the Christmas tree is in sight, R Kelly is DTF.

'(Not Such A) Silent Night'
In which R Kelly combines three of his passions - religion, sex and the VIP area - in this carol cum club classic. We're talking a champagne-fuelled romp behind the red rope before a trip back to Robert's city centre pad. He croons that he hopes the neighbours are watching 'Love Actually' on full volume because things are gonna get noisy and he lives in a converted warehouse with plasterboard walls and poor sound-proofing.

'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful'
'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful/Joyful And Triumphant' begins R Kelly's decadent celebration of monogamous sex. Robert regales us with tales of lovemaking, reminding us that he'd never 'Marry The Pussy' of a cheat. The track descends into sexy husky chat until a dance break and a cameo from Kelly Rowland singing: 'O Come, Let Us Adore Him'.

'12 Lays Of Christmas'
A palette cleanser after the passion of 'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful', '12 Lays Of Christmas' gives us a glimpse at the highlights of the festive season for a single R&B megastar. Whether it's a trip to Winter Wonderland and a ride on the big wheel or a little 'Bump'n'Grind' at a Christmas Market, R Kelly demonstrates how to woo a different girl on every day of the holidays.

'Ding Dong Merrily On High'
Comparing the excitement of Christmas Day with the joy of post-coital afterglow, 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' is the climax of an album of teasing sensuality and decadent baubles. A sing-a-long anthem of 'I Believe I Can Fly' proportions, it would start with backing vocals from Mariah, Susan, Cliff and Bob Geldof, with the former X Factor winners on percussion. Next, R Kelly would prove his relevance with a drum'n'bass drop, before a key change and surprise appearances from the Coca Cola Choir, post-humous Frank Sinatra and Will Ferrell dressed as' Elf'. Then silence, until a final passionate 'Merry Christmas one and all' spoken solemnly by Michael Jordan.


Read more at http://www.nme.com/blogs/...C8Vy1ve.99
R Kelly is releasing a Christmas album, and not just any Christmas album. The man who brought us 'Sex Me (Part 1)' and 'Sex Me (Part 2)' has promised there's "gonna be a lot of lovemaking" on the future masterpiece and that he'll "come bearing gifts".

Called 'The 12 Nights Of Christmas', Robert's already started work on the crescendo of festivity and erotica, but don't get over-excited just yet. Apparently, according to the singer, it takes at least two Christmases to cook up an album of solid Xmas tunes so the album won't be released until 2014. Until then, we've pulled together five saucy twists on festive tracks which we think should feature…

'Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree'
R Kelly's take on this Christmas party fave tells a saucy tale of how he rocked a lady's world in various locations around a living room. First, the sofa. Then, the window sill. By the fireplace? This is R Kelly! No probs. In that weird dusty area behind the TV. Why not? So long as the Christmas tree is in sight, R Kelly is DTF.

'(Not Such A) Silent Night'
In which R Kelly combines three of his passions - religion, sex and the VIP area - in this carol cum club classic. We're talking a champagne-fuelled romp behind the red rope before a trip back to Robert's city centre pad. He croons that he hopes the neighbours are watching 'Love Actually' on full volume because things are gonna get noisy and he lives in a converted warehouse with plasterboard walls and poor sound-proofing.

'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful'
'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful/Joyful And Triumphant' begins R Kelly's decadent celebration of monogamous sex. Robert regales us with tales of lovemaking, reminding us that he'd never 'Marry The Pussy' of a cheat. The track descends into sexy husky chat until a dance break and a cameo from Kelly Rowland singing: 'O Come, Let Us Adore Him'.

'12 Lays Of Christmas'
A palette cleanser after the passion of 'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful', '12 Lays Of Christmas' gives us a glimpse at the highlights of the festive season for a single R&B megastar. Whether it's a trip to Winter Wonderland and a ride on the big wheel or a little 'Bump'n'Grind' at a Christmas Market, R Kelly demonstrates how to woo a different girl on every day of the holidays.

'Ding Dong Merrily On High'
Comparing the excitement of Christmas Day with the joy of post-coital afterglow, 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' is the climax of an album of teasing sensuality and decadent baubles. A sing-a-long anthem of 'I Believe I Can Fly' proportions, it would start with backing vocals from Mariah, Susan, Cliff and Bob Geldof, with the former X Factor winners on percussion. Next, R Kelly would prove his relevance with a drum'n'bass drop, before a key change and surprise appearances from the Coca Cola Choir, post-humous Frank Sinatra and Will Ferrell dressed as' Elf'. Then silence, until a final passionate 'Merry Christmas one and all' spoken solemnly by Michael Jordan.
Read more at http://www.nme.com/blogs/...C8Vy1ve.99

This has to be a joke??? Why would he piss on Christmas classics?

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Reply #41 posted 12/13/13 8:04pm

jeidee

kitbradley said:

This has to be a joke??? Why would he piss on Christmas classics?

Robert seems to have no problems with pissing on anything. He may just enjoy pissing on things.

hrmph

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Reply #42 posted 12/13/13 8:14pm

Timmy84

JoeBala said:

eek Cannot wait to NOT get this.

5 Songs R Kelly Could Put A Sexy Twist On For His Christmas Album

By Kate Lloyd

Kate Lloyd on Google+

Posted on 12 Dec 13

5 Songs R Kelly Could Put A Sexy Twist On For His Christmas Album

R Kelly is releasing a Christmas album, and not just any Christmas album. The man who brought us 'Sex Me (Part 1)' and 'Sex Me (Part 2)' has promised there's "gonna be a lot of lovemaking" on the future masterpiece and that he'll "come bearing gifts".

Called 'The 12 Nights Of Christmas', Robert's already started work on the crescendo of festivity and erotica, but don't get over-excited just yet. Apparently, according to the singer, it takes at least two Christmases to cook up an album of solid Xmas tunes so the album won't be released until 2014. Until then, we've pulled together five saucy twists on festive tracks which we think should feature…

'Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree'
R Kelly's take on this Christmas party fave tells a saucy tale of how he rocked a lady's world in various locations around a living room. First, the sofa. Then, the window sill. By the fireplace? This is R Kelly! No probs. In that weird dusty area behind the TV. Why not? So long as the Christmas tree is in sight, R Kelly is DTF.

'(Not Such A) Silent Night'
In which R Kelly combines three of his passions - religion, sex and the VIP area - in this carol cum club classic. We're talking a champagne-fuelled romp behind the red rope before a trip back to Robert's city centre pad. He croons that he hopes the neighbours are watching 'Love Actually' on full volume because things are gonna get noisy and he lives in a converted warehouse with plasterboard walls and poor sound-proofing.

'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful'
'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful/Joyful And Triumphant' begins R Kelly's decadent celebration of monogamous sex. Robert regales us with tales of lovemaking, reminding us that he'd never 'Marry The Pussy' of a cheat. The track descends into sexy husky chat until a dance break and a cameo from Kelly Rowland singing: 'O Come, Let Us Adore Him'.

'12 Lays Of Christmas'
A palette cleanser after the passion of 'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful', '12 Lays Of Christmas' gives us a glimpse at the highlights of the festive season for a single R&B megastar. Whether it's a trip to Winter Wonderland and a ride on the big wheel or a little 'Bump'n'Grind' at a Christmas Market, R Kelly demonstrates how to woo a different girl on every day of the holidays.

'Ding Dong Merrily On High'
Comparing the excitement of Christmas Day with the joy of post-coital afterglow, 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' is the climax of an album of teasing sensuality and decadent baubles. A sing-a-long anthem of 'I Believe I Can Fly' proportions, it would start with backing vocals from Mariah, Susan, Cliff and Bob Geldof, with the former X Factor winners on percussion. Next, R Kelly would prove his relevance with a drum'n'bass drop, before a key change and surprise appearances from the Coca Cola Choir, post-humous Frank Sinatra and Will Ferrell dressed as' Elf'. Then silence, until a final passionate 'Merry Christmas one and all' spoken solemnly by Michael Jordan.


Read more at http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/5-songs-r-kelly-could-put-a-sexy-twist-on-for-his-christmas-album?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=rkellychristmas#1LrT4RZV2C8Vy1ve.99
R Kelly is releasing a Christmas album, and not just any Christmas album. The man who brought us 'Sex Me (Part 1)' and 'Sex Me (Part 2)' has promised there's "gonna be a lot of lovemaking" on the future masterpiece and that he'll "come bearing gifts".

Called 'The 12 Nights Of Christmas', Robert's already started work on the crescendo of festivity and erotica, but don't get over-excited just yet. Apparently, according to the singer, it takes at least two Christmases to cook up an album of solid Xmas tunes so the album won't be released until 2014. Until then, we've pulled together five saucy twists on festive tracks which we think should feature…

'Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree'
R Kelly's take on this Christmas party fave tells a saucy tale of how he rocked a lady's world in various locations around a living room. First, the sofa. Then, the window sill. By the fireplace? This is R Kelly! No probs. In that weird dusty area behind the TV. Why not? So long as the Christmas tree is in sight, R Kelly is DTF.

'(Not Such A) Silent Night'
In which R Kelly combines three of his passions - religion, sex and the VIP area - in this carol cum club classic. We're talking a champagne-fuelled romp behind the red rope before a trip back to Robert's city centre pad. He croons that he hopes the neighbours are watching 'Love Actually' on full volume because things are gonna get noisy and he lives in a converted warehouse with plasterboard walls and poor sound-proofing.

'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful'
'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful/Joyful And Triumphant' begins R Kelly's decadent celebration of monogamous sex. Robert regales us with tales of lovemaking, reminding us that he'd never 'Marry The Pussy' of a cheat. The track descends into sexy husky chat until a dance break and a cameo from Kelly Rowland singing: 'O Come, Let Us Adore Him'.

'12 Lays Of Christmas'
A palette cleanser after the passion of 'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful', '12 Lays Of Christmas' gives us a glimpse at the highlights of the festive season for a single R&B megastar. Whether it's a trip to Winter Wonderland and a ride on the big wheel or a little 'Bump'n'Grind' at a Christmas Market, R Kelly demonstrates how to woo a different girl on every day of the holidays.

'Ding Dong Merrily On High'
Comparing the excitement of Christmas Day with the joy of post-coital afterglow, 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' is the climax of an album of teasing sensuality and decadent baubles. A sing-a-long anthem of 'I Believe I Can Fly' proportions, it would start with backing vocals from Mariah, Susan, Cliff and Bob Geldof, with the former X Factor winners on percussion. Next, R Kelly would prove his relevance with a drum'n'bass drop, before a key change and surprise appearances from the Coca Cola Choir, post-humous Frank Sinatra and Will Ferrell dressed as' Elf'. Then silence, until a final passionate 'Merry Christmas one and all' spoken solemnly by Michael Jordan.
Read more at http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/5-songs-r-kelly-could-put-a-sexy-twist-on-for-his-christmas-album?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=rkellychristmas#1LrT4RZV2C8Vy1ve.99



This guy is a grade-A psychopathic deviant...

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Reply #43 posted 12/14/13 1:11am

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Timmy84 said:

JoeBala said:

eek Cannot wait to NOT get this.

5 Songs R Kelly Could Put A Sexy Twist On For His Christmas Album

By Kate Lloyd

Kate Lloyd on Google+

Posted on 12 Dec 13

5 Songs R Kelly Could Put A Sexy Twist On For His Christmas Album

R Kelly is releasing a Christmas album, and not just any Christmas album. The man who brought us 'Sex Me (Part 1)' and 'Sex Me (Part 2)' has promised there's "gonna be a lot of lovemaking" on the future masterpiece and that he'll "come bearing gifts".

Called 'The 12 Nights Of Christmas', Robert's already started work on the crescendo of festivity and erotica, but don't get over-excited just yet. Apparently, according to the singer, it takes at least two Christmases to cook up an album of solid Xmas tunes so the album won't be released until 2014. Until then, we've pulled together five saucy twists on festive tracks which we think should feature…

'Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree'
R Kelly's take on this Christmas party fave tells a saucy tale of how he rocked a lady's world in various locations around a living room. First, the sofa. Then, the window sill. By the fireplace? This is R Kelly! No probs. In that weird dusty area behind the TV. Why not? So long as the Christmas tree is in sight, R Kelly is DTF.

'(Not Such A) Silent Night'
In which R Kelly combines three of his passions - religion, sex and the VIP area - in this carol cum club classic. We're talking a champagne-fuelled romp behind the red rope before a trip back to Robert's city centre pad. He croons that he hopes the neighbours are watching 'Love Actually' on full volume because things are gonna get noisy and he lives in a converted warehouse with plasterboard walls and poor sound-proofing.

'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful'
'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful/Joyful And Triumphant' begins R Kelly's decadent celebration of monogamous sex. Robert regales us with tales of lovemaking, reminding us that he'd never 'Marry The Pussy' of a cheat. The track descends into sexy husky chat until a dance break and a cameo from Kelly Rowland singing: 'O Come, Let Us Adore Him'.

'12 Lays Of Christmas'
A palette cleanser after the passion of 'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful', '12 Lays Of Christmas' gives us a glimpse at the highlights of the festive season for a single R&B megastar. Whether it's a trip to Winter Wonderland and a ride on the big wheel or a little 'Bump'n'Grind' at a Christmas Market, R Kelly demonstrates how to woo a different girl on every day of the holidays.

'Ding Dong Merrily On High'
Comparing the excitement of Christmas Day with the joy of post-coital afterglow, 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' is the climax of an album of teasing sensuality and decadent baubles. A sing-a-long anthem of 'I Believe I Can Fly' proportions, it would start with backing vocals from Mariah, Susan, Cliff and Bob Geldof, with the former X Factor winners on percussion. Next, R Kelly would prove his relevance with a drum'n'bass drop, before a key change and surprise appearances from the Coca Cola Choir, post-humous Frank Sinatra and Will Ferrell dressed as' Elf'. Then silence, until a final passionate 'Merry Christmas one and all' spoken solemnly by Michael Jordan.


Read more at http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/5-songs-r-kelly-could-put-a-sexy-twist-on-for-his-christmas-album?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=rkellychristmas#1LrT4RZV2C8Vy1ve.99
R Kelly is releasing a Christmas album, and not just any Christmas album. The man who brought us 'Sex Me (Part 1)' and 'Sex Me (Part 2)' has promised there's "gonna be a lot of lovemaking" on the future masterpiece and that he'll "come bearing gifts".

Called 'The 12 Nights Of Christmas', Robert's already started work on the crescendo of festivity and erotica, but don't get over-excited just yet. Apparently, according to the singer, it takes at least two Christmases to cook up an album of solid Xmas tunes so the album won't be released until 2014. Until then, we've pulled together five saucy twists on festive tracks which we think should feature…

'Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree'
R Kelly's take on this Christmas party fave tells a saucy tale of how he rocked a lady's world in various locations around a living room. First, the sofa. Then, the window sill. By the fireplace? This is R Kelly! No probs. In that weird dusty area behind the TV. Why not? So long as the Christmas tree is in sight, R Kelly is DTF.

'(Not Such A) Silent Night'
In which R Kelly combines three of his passions - religion, sex and the VIP area - in this carol cum club classic. We're talking a champagne-fuelled romp behind the red rope before a trip back to Robert's city centre pad. He croons that he hopes the neighbours are watching 'Love Actually' on full volume because things are gonna get noisy and he lives in a converted warehouse with plasterboard walls and poor sound-proofing.

'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful'
'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful/Joyful And Triumphant' begins R Kelly's decadent celebration of monogamous sex. Robert regales us with tales of lovemaking, reminding us that he'd never 'Marry The Pussy' of a cheat. The track descends into sexy husky chat until a dance break and a cameo from Kelly Rowland singing: 'O Come, Let Us Adore Him'.

'12 Lays Of Christmas'
A palette cleanser after the passion of 'Oh, Come All Ye Faithful', '12 Lays Of Christmas' gives us a glimpse at the highlights of the festive season for a single R&B megastar. Whether it's a trip to Winter Wonderland and a ride on the big wheel or a little 'Bump'n'Grind' at a Christmas Market, R Kelly demonstrates how to woo a different girl on every day of the holidays.

'Ding Dong Merrily On High'
Comparing the excitement of Christmas Day with the joy of post-coital afterglow, 'Ding Dong Merrily On High' is the climax of an album of teasing sensuality and decadent baubles. A sing-a-long anthem of 'I Believe I Can Fly' proportions, it would start with backing vocals from Mariah, Susan, Cliff and Bob Geldof, with the former X Factor winners on percussion. Next, R Kelly would prove his relevance with a drum'n'bass drop, before a key change and surprise appearances from the Coca Cola Choir, post-humous Frank Sinatra and Will Ferrell dressed as' Elf'. Then silence, until a final passionate 'Merry Christmas one and all' spoken solemnly by Michael Jordan.
Read more at http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/5-songs-r-kelly-could-put-a-sexy-twist-on-for-his-christmas-album?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=rkellychristmas#1LrT4RZV2C8Vy1ve.99



This guy is a grade-A psychopathic deviant...

lol

Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint
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Reply #44 posted 12/14/13 1:01pm

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I'm here only for the album art.

Having seen it... eh. confused

Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #45 posted 12/14/13 5:22pm

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jeidee said:

kitbradley said:

This has to be a joke??? Why would he piss on Christmas classics?

Robert seems to have no problems with pissing on anything. He may just enjoy pissing on things.

hrmph

lol lol lol I saw him on Jimmy Kimmel last night. I'm not gonna lie, he is VERY nice to look at. love And very charming. But, I have no idea why he was wearing those dark sunglasses during the interview, looking like Ray Charles.nutso His performance wasn't bad either. I'm still not going to buy his lastest, smut-fest of an album but he does have talent.

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Reply #46 posted 12/19/13 1:29am

Identity

Rob managed to muster 133K Black Panties album sales in the first week of release. Who are the people buying this dreck?

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Reply #47 posted 12/19/13 4:05pm

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I know he was expecting to have the #1 album, at least on the R&B side. He wasn't expecting Beyonce to pull the rug out from under him with her unexpected dreck. (Tee-hee!)

Identity said:

Rob managed to muster 133K Black Panties album sales in the first week of release. Who are the people buying this dreck?

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Reply #48 posted 12/20/13 8:04am

uPtoWnNY

He's doing 10 more installments of 'Trapped in the Closet'??? WTF???

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Reply #49 posted 01/15/14 5:26pm

jeidee

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2014/01/r_kelly_sex_tape_underage_crimes.php

Why Are People Finally Paying Attention to R. Kelly's Many Crimes?

By Jim DeRogatis
Published Wed., Jan. 15 2014 at 11:23 AM

Sometimes great art is made by despicable people. Does that matter? Should it?

These questions inevitably confront anyone who thinks seriously about popular music — so, needless to say, they've occurred to every voter contributing to this poll. On December 6, R. Kelly dropped one of the most anticipated releases of 2013, his 12th studio album, Black Panties, which arrived after months of hype that found him duetting with Lady Gaga, headlining the Pitchfork and Bonnaroo music festivals, and popping up beside Phoenix at Coachella. It was his year as much as anyone else's.

So why is he nowhere to be found in this year's Pazz and Jop poll results? Is this the year people stopped ignoring R. Kelly's many crimes? Why, after my 15 years of reporting on those many crimes, have people started to take notice?

The short answer may be the interview the Village Voice ran in December, a conversation I had with fellow Chicago journalist Jessica Hopper that in its first 24 hours online racked up 1 million views. As of this writing, it's approaching 4 million hits. It is, essentially, all the reporting I've done over the years in one place, a one-stop shop for the truth about R. Kelly in the age of social media. Could it be why?

I don't have definitive answers. All I have are further questions that I think are even more pressing. But first, the background.

During my tenure as pop music critic at the Chicago Sun-Times, I covered Kelly's rise from busking on subway platforms and singing at backyard barbecues to becoming one of the dominant voices in r&b, selling more than 54 million albums in a three-decade career. It was a great story — pure "I Believe I Can Fly" — but there was a dark side. "Chicago singer and songwriter R. Kelly used his position of fame and influence as a pop superstar to meet girls as young as 15 and have sex with them, according to court records and interviews," I first wrote in December 2000.

Many more stories followed, none more dramatic or troubling than the report published in February 2002 revealing the existence of a 26-minute, 39-second videotape anonymously dropped in my home mailbox. Shot in the basement "playroom" of a house that Kelly owned in Chicago's Lakeview neighborhood, the video depicts a man resembling Kelly and a girl theSun-Times identified (but never named) as having been 14 or 15 at the time. She is ordered to call the man "daddy"; she follows his directions to strike various poses and to open wide as he urinates in her mouth, and she's ordered to assume different positions as the two have sex. Four months later, the video resulted in the singer being indicted by the state of Illinois on 21 counts of making child pornography.

Kelly was acquitted of those charges in June 2008, but as any criminal attorney will tell you, "not guilty" doesn't mean "innocent." In recent weeks I've heard from many people who remain haunted by the verdict. "I devoted a lot of time to make sure this pedophile was convicted of this horrible crime," one investigator wrote. "Justice did not prevail." Added a woman who worked at Kelly's label, Jive Records: "At the time it seemed disgusting, but it was the music business, an industry built on the foundation of white male sexual fantasy, so a lot of bad behavior was not only condoned, but enabled and encouraged. And of course I was complicit to some degree because I never spoke out against it."

Thus does rape culture proliferate.

Kelly's trial focused on narrow charges relating only to the video; he never was charged with statutory rape, despite dozens of civil lawsuits and out-of-court settlements with underage girls who claim they had sexual relationships with him that left them physically and emotionally damaged. I will never forget sitting with a girl who showed me the scars where she slit her wrists when her relationship with Kelly ended, or comforting a member of Aaliyah's family who cried inconsolably on my shoulder. (Kelly married the ingénue when she was 15 after falsifying her age on a Cook County marriage certificate, shortly after writing and producing the debut album he titled Age Ain't Nothing but a Number.)

Absent those experiences, I've never expected other journalists and critics to feel as strongly about this story as I do. But neither did I expect the cultural amnesia that for years allowed many to ignore any reference to Kelly's crimes, despite the mountains of evidence in the public record, or to dismiss them with a fleeting nod to past "controversy" or "rumors." Lazy or squeamish writers have done a huge disservice to a generation of poptimists who were watching Space Jam in their playpens when the trial took place. The Voice interview made some aware of Kelly's crimes for the first time, and many responded with revulsion in blog posts, tweets, and online comments, often citing the timeline tracing the long and twisted story that I posted on my blog in July.

That timeline was part of a series for Chicago Public Radio that ran the week before Kelly's celebratory closing set at Pitchfork, and here's where the bigger, lingering questions arise for our clubby world of music criticism. The owners of Pitchfork, the website and the festival, cannot claim ignorance: Like many of Kelly's boosters in the music industry, they were well aware of his crimes. Yet they gave him the ultimate slot on a stage within walking distance of the homes of many of his victims, whom they, like other Kelly fans, never once considered.

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