For all the ratchetness in you orgers let's ban together to make our own ratchet lyrics!

I'll start

Love me like a Garden snake

I'm gonna slither into you

Yeah ima gonna Adan and Eve on you!

I beat up the private parts

call it a private show

she forgot to shoot

So i called Sly Stallone

Call em a shoot em up

No matter how hard I try my lyrics come out somewhat decent

aardvark15 said:

No matter how hard I try my lyrics come out somewhat decent

This thread has failed miserably

I thought of one:

My dick be gettin' kinda hardy

Gonna give her a private party

While we jamming to Bob Marley

Ill be jammin' it in here so hardly

I'm the baddest of the bad

while we groove to this track

SoulAlive said:

I'm the baddest of the bad

and I'm really really glad

I got your girly in my lap

and she's never coming back

to you,because you're whack

I got it like that

you're going out like that

while we groove to this track

I could actually see myself jamming to this