lazycrockett said:

^Stopping dressing like a high school cheerleader thinking everyone wants to see tits.

looks like someone liked the tit enough

robertlove said:

shorttrini said:

Well, just because your tour does not mean that your recent stuff is any good. Let's face it, most of the people who want to see people like Madonna on tour are the one's who dig her early stuff. Mind you, Elton is at the stage in his life, where he can choose, whether or not he WANTS to go out on tour.

You really think Madonna NEEDS to tour?

Madonna is the type of artist who could easily become lazy and rest on her laurels.She could go on tour every few years,just playing the many old hits from her catalog,and do "greatest hits tours" over and over.I admire her for not going this route.I like the fact that all of her tours since 'Drowned World' are all focused on whatever 'new' record she has out at the time.That's a bold thing to do,when you think about it.

OldFriends4Sale said:

lazycrockett said:

^Stopping dressing like a high school cheerleader thinking everyone wants to see tits.

looks like someone liked the tit enough

Tony "The Pastryarch" Albanese having fun with his Madonna Nipple Flash MDNA Tour cake

I made this cake 100% by hand with modeling chocolate of Madonna's infamous nipple/breast flash in Istanbul during "Human Nature" on The MDNA Tour for my Birthday. I'm going back to my "Cake Boss" roots with erotic modeling chocolate creations Inside the cake was 2 layers of from-scratch brownie sheets with vanilla frosting in the middle...delicious! The whole thing was completely edible. More of my cake photos and videos (including a more Madonna cakes) can be seen on

You made this cake?

@ the cake.

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TD3 said:

"Her career's over ... and she looks like a f*****g fairground stripper."

Oh Lord, I think I've done found a new term to use on some of these heffers.

Fairground stripper? Does such a job title even exist?

Is it possible Elton has a really bad case of vagina envy?

Identity said:

Fairground stripper? Does such a job title even exist?

Is it possible Elton has a really bad case of vagina envy?

Who knows with all those questions? "Fairground stripper"... yeah I never heard that one before.

Timmy84 said:

Identity said:

Fairground stripper? Does such a job title even exist?

Is it possible Elton has a really bad case of vagina envy?

Who knows with all those questions? "Fairground stripper"... yeah I never heard that one before.

Neither have I

linus4000 said:

SUPRMAN said:

Surely you know Bernie Taupin writes the lyrics? C'mon.

And Elton all the music, so? It`s called a team

So? Really?!! How about giving credit where credit is due.

SMH.

They've never been an 'act' together. It's always been Elton as a solo artist.

Is it that hard to admit you didn't know?

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TD3 said:

"Her career's over ... and she looks like a f*****g fairground stripper."

What up TD3? Damn you went in.

SUPRMAN said:

Beautifulstarr123 said:

Timmy84 said:

Who knows with all those questions? "Fairground stripper"... yeah I never heard that one before.

Neither have I

TD3° must come from some serious backswamp lands, I've never heard of that one either

Did a google and nothing came up either

phunkdaddy said:

TD3 said:

"Her career's over ... and she looks like a f*****g fairground stripper."

What up TD3? Damn you went in.

Hey phunkdaddy. I know.

I knew when I read that yesterday morning this would be fodder for this forum, ya'll didn't disappoint.

What wrong with Sir Elton? I think this falls under, "Not everything you think or have an opinion on should come out of your damn mouth." Sir Elton's statement was funny as hell, but I would not have expressed that publicly. He gives credence to the opinion he has evolved into a crusty old curmudgeon.

OldFriends4Sale said:

Beautifulstarr123 said:

Neither have I

TD3° must come from some serious backswamp lands, I've never heard of that one either

Did a google and nothing came up either

4th generation.

Actually Elton John cleaned up his statement a tad, I'll assume. There are women who "work" county fair fairgrounds; I guess he thought it would sound a lil' less harsh than saying Maddona looks like a fairground ho'.

I guess.

TD3 said:

OldFriends4Sale said:

TD3° must come from some serious backswamp lands, I've never heard of that one either

Did a google and nothing came up either

4th generation.

Actually Elton John cleaned up his statement a tad, I'll assume. There are women who "work" county fair fairgrounds; I guess he thought it would sound a lil' less harsh than saying Maddona looks like a fairground ho'.

I guess.

He still didn't make plumb sense.

Timmy84 said:

TD3 said:

4th generation.

Actually Elton John cleaned up his statement a tad, I'll assume. There are women who "work" county fair fairgrounds; I guess he thought it would sound a lil' less harsh than saying Maddona looks like a fairground ho'.

I guess.

He still didn't make plumb sense.

You haven't been to many county fairgrounds have you? It's a whole nother culture.

TD3 said:

Timmy84 said:

He still didn't make plumb sense.

You haven't been to many county fairgrounds have you? It's a whole nother culture.

I live in a county. We don't have that.

Timmy84 said:

TD3 said:

You haven't been to many county fairgrounds have you? It's a whole nother culture.

I live in a county. We don't have that.

I know you do, my sheltered friend.

Seriousy, August is State County Fair month across the US. It may "the atmosphere" may have changed since Elton John played them but go to yours. You live in NC or SC? I forgot.

TD3 said:

Timmy84 said:

I live in a county. We don't have that.

I know you do, my sheltered friend.

Seriousy, August is State County Fair month across the US. It may "the atmosphere" may have changed since Elton John played them but go to yours. You live in NC or SC? I forgot.

lol ain't got nothing to do with being sheltered. I just haven't been to county fairs in a while. And it's NC lol

kewlschool said:

TonyVanDam said:

What Madonna needs is to act her age, period.

Sorry Tony, that's you being an ageist prejudice.

Besides act your age, really? She has always flashed boob-her best asset I may add. And hey they still look great. If it's not a desperate attempt when your young, why is it when your old? It seems a lot of people think that way (not necessarily you tony-in general.) (Ageist perhaps.)

Bullshit! Ageism has NOTHING to do with it. Madonna is suppose to be an elder statewoman in the musical industry. And excuse you, but not everyone finds a 50+ year old woman (who is old enough to be someone's grandmother, never mind mother!) moving around dressing like a teenage cheerleader.

OldFriends4Sale said:

TonyVanDam said:

What Madonna needs is to act her age, period.

And how would you say that is supposed to look? what is she supposed to do or not do?

Read what I told Kewischool.

Timmy84 said:

TonyVanDam said:

What Madonna needs is to act her age, period.

But Elton John calling another entertainer a "cunt" is someone acting his age? Just saying.

Elton is NOT the one guilty for being in the forefront of Illuminati-driven pawning.

Just saying.

aardvark15 said:

Timmy84 said:

I doubt anything will happen with Mick because everyone calls him a cunt lol

True but you know what I mean. Iggy Bop can prance around without a shirt and cuss on live TV and nobody cares. If a woman did that the whole world and org would be over it

In fairness, Mick Jaggar & Iggy Pop needs to act their age too.

Well ANTHONY, if we're gonna be blunt about who should grow "old" gracefully... how about this:

Maybe, just maybe, the way Mick, Madonna (maybe) and Iggy act ONSTAGE don't always go with how they act OFFSTAGE. I heard Iggy is a real COOL and CHILLED dude offstage and he may act all his 64 years when he's not onstage thinking he's still 20 lol I heard Mick has cooled in age and of course we've heard how Madonna is offstage nowadays compared to back then. She ain't even flaunting her recent "boytoys" like she would've when she was dating Tony Ward and shit.

Much better than some so-called "classier" performer who calls another person who is only 11 years younger than him a "cunt" and "fairground stripper" and thinks the world should bow down to his feet thinking he's saving the world suing British tabloids for libel like it's 1988 again.

TonyVanDam said:

kewlschool said:

Sorry Tony, that's you being an ageist prejudice.

Besides act your age, really? She has always flashed boob-her best asset I may add. And hey they still look great. If it's not a desperate attempt when your young, why is it when your old? It seems a lot of people think that way (not necessarily you tony-in general.) (Ageist perhaps.)

Bullshit! Ageism has NOTHING to do with it. Madonna is suppose to be an elder statewoman in the musical industry. And excuse you, but not everyone finds a 50+ year old woman (who is old enough to be someone's grandmother, never mind mother!) moving around dressing like a teenage cheerleader.

2: a wise, skillful, and respected political leader

Comeone Statwoman in the Music Industry? She is an entertainer,

someone in their 30's can be someone's grandmother. And what does being a mother have to do with it. Cher is a mother and was a mother when she wore all those see thru outfits.

So I guess the rule is, if you are old enough to be a mother or grandmother then start acting like Auntie M from the Wizard of Oz

no one says things like that about men. Ageism and sexism

And she was not dressed as a teenager, but a Marching Band Leader. There are no ages to who can march in a band or be a band leader. Marching Bands go from young ages to people in their 60's and 70's And what she is wearing is not revealing at all. What's wrong with what she is wearing?

Yeah it's ageism because your not even being rational

OldFriends4Sale said:

TonyVanDam said:

Bullshit! Ageism has NOTHING to do with it. Madonna is suppose to be an elder statewoman in the musical industry. And excuse you, but not everyone finds a 50+ year old woman (who is old enough to be someone's grandmother, never mind mother!) moving around dressing like a teenage cheerleader.

1: one versed in the principles or art of government; especially : one actively engaged in conducting the business of a government or in shaping its policies

2: a wise, skillful, and respected political leader

Comeone Statwoman in the Music Industry? She is an entertainer,

someone in their 30's can be someone's grandmother. And what does being a mother have to do with it. Cher is a mother and was a mother when she wore all those see thru outfits.

So I guess the rule is, if you are old enough to be a mother or grandmother then start acting like Auntie M from the Wizard of Oz

no one says things like that about men. Ageism and sexism

And she was not dressed as a teenager, but a Marching Band Leader. There are no ages to who can march in a band or be a band leader. Marching Bands go from young ages to people in their 60's and 70's And what she is wearing is not revealing at all. What's wrong with what she is wearing?

Yeah it's ageism because your not even being rational

I just mention that Mick & Iggy needed to act their ages too. So all of this "ageism" charges that a few of you want to label my statements are a load of crap.

Look at Prince in 2012. You don't see him acting the exact same way that he did during the Dirty Mind-era, do you?!? Why? Because Prince is acting his mature age. If he finally figure it out, so should Madonna.

^ Iggy and Mick and Madonna are all known to act a fool onstage. Age ain't gonna change that except for those who don't move around like they do. Like you never expect Aretha Franklin to do that because she's always acted all "grown up" anyways, same with Diana Ross. So you can't expect someone who performed in a cocky bad boy, bad girl style since they were young to suddenly "mature".