Let's hear em, what are your picks for some of the worst lyrics in Hip hop?

a few that come to mind....

''just fucked an avatar, now i have a blue dick''

"Don't Call me sir, call me sir-vivor"
"All about my riches, my name should be Richard"
"How you niggas want to have it your way, Burger King?"
"Dont fuck with Wayne, because when it Waynes it pours"

"Every time I hit the ground I bounce up like round ball"

''I pack heat like I'm the oven door"

"Wish a nigga would, like a tree in this bitch"

''When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick''

[Edited 4/8/12 23:26pm]

"Whip it real hard, whip whip real hard"

-Rick Ross

Truly awful to put in a rap song.

Everything Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, and Drake says.

Terrib3Towel said:

"Whip it real hard, whip whip real hard"

-Rick Ross

Truly awful to put in a rap song.

Everything Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, and Drake says.

wtf? that's all big ricky has got? whip whip real hard? lawd

''Muhfucka I show your pussy footin, I'll kick a bitch in the cunt till' it makes a quiff and sounds like a fuckin whoopee cushion.''

^this is why i hate rap and the misogynist attitude of most rappers. Oh its all cheeky fun, yeah right.

Where do I begin?

mjscarousal said:

Where do I begin?

BobGeorge909 said:

Damn near anything that comes outta kanye or nikki minaj's mouth....sounds like fuckin nursery rhymes.

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Erykah Badu sings "....hip hop....it's bigger than the government...." Not where I fucking live it's not.

Hip hop my arse.

TheDigitalGardener said:

Erykah Badu sings "....hip hop....it's bigger than the government...." Not where I fucking live it's not.

Hip hop my arse.

Oi, i forgot about that Healer song from her. Not one of her best moments

Some more greats

When it's hot outside I eat popscicles" - Timbaland

Im hot like dogs- wayne

i let you feel like your the shit but you cant out fart me'
-Dollar and a dream III

"You might got more cash than me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me."- Cannibus

BobGeorge909 said:

Damn near anything that comes outta kanye or nikki minaj's mouth....sounds like fuckin nursery rhymes.

I was about to say that.

I am amazed at the words he tries to make rhyme.

And when all else fails... "Yeah. Yeah. Uh. Uh."

-It's goin' down: Basement

-All these bitches is my sons, and Imma go get some bibs for 'em

-If I had a dick, I would take it out and piss on 'em

-If you wasn't so ugly, I'd put my dick on your face

-I am your leader, yes I am your leader, you're not a believer, suck a big dick

And much more.

Gunsnhalen said:

mjscarousal said:

Where do I begin?

Lightskin friend look like Michael Jackson gotta Darkskin friend look like Michael Jackson

mjscarousal said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Lightskin friend look like Michael Jackson gotta Darkskin friend look like Michael Jackson

smoothcriminal12 said:

mjscarousal said:

Lightskin friend look like Michael Jackson gotta Darkskin friend look like Michael Jackson

mjscarousal said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Lightskin friend look like Michael Jackson gotta Darkskin friend look like Michael Jackson

wtf?

I don't need the fucking swine flu to be a sick pig"

"I'm spiking you, like a football"

"I'm a shit stain on the underwear of life"

"Michael Vick in this bitch, dogg, fall back, you mutts"

"Motherfucker, might as well let my lips pucker like Elton John
Cause I'm just a mean cocksucker"

''fake-ass niggas get fake ass digits And fake-ass players get a real player hatin em''

''Love is evil, spell it backwards I'll show you''

"Gossip gosip N^ggas just stop it, Everybody knows I'm a motherfuckin' monter, I'mma need to see your fuckin' hands at the concert, I'mma need to see your fuckin' hands at the concert"

"She came up to me and said this the number 2, If you wanna make it number one your number 2 now, This that goose and Malibu I call it Mali-BooYah"

"I’m living the future so the presence is my past, My presence is a present kiss my ass"

-Kanye West Monster

"Her weave look like some curly fries"

-Young Jeezy

:shame:

aardvark15 said:

"Gossip gosip N^ggas just stop it, Everybody knows I'm a motherfuckin' monter, I'mma need to see your fuckin' hands at the concert, I'mma need to see your fuckin' hands at the concert"

"She came up to me and said this the number 2, If you wanna make it number one your number 2 now, This that goose and Malibu I call it Mali-BooYah"

"I’m living the future so the presence is my past, My presence is a present kiss my ass"

-Kanye West Monster

I love that song

So much Kanye shade in this thread

Terrib3Towel said:

"Her weave look like some curly fries"

-Young Jeezy

:shame:

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Gunsnhalen said:

aardvark15 said:

"Gossip gosip N^ggas just stop it, Everybody knows I'm a motherfuckin' monter, I'mma need to see your fuckin' hands at the concert, I'mma need to see your fuckin' hands at the concert"

"She came up to me and said this the number 2, If you wanna make it number one your number 2 now, This that goose and Malibu I call it Mali-BooYah"

"I’m living the future so the presence is my past, My presence is a present kiss my ass"

-Kanye West Monster

I love that song

So much Kanye shade in this thread

u started it

mjscarousal said:

Gunsnhalen said:

I love that song

So much Kanye shade in this thread

u started it

Gunsnhalen said:

aardvark15 said:

"Gossip gosip N^ggas just stop it, Everybody knows I'm a motherfuckin' monter, I'mma need to see your fuckin' hands at the concert, I'mma need to see your fuckin' hands at the concert"

"She came up to me and said this the number 2, If you wanna make it number one your number 2 now, This that goose and Malibu I call it Mali-BooYah"

"I’m living the future so the presence is my past, My presence is a present kiss my ass"

-Kanye West Monster

I love that song

So much Kanye shade in this thread

I like the song too. However I could deal without Kanye's verse. I'm a fan of Kanye btw

aardvark15 said:

Gunsnhalen said:

I love that song

So much Kanye shade in this thread

I like the song too. However I could deal without Kanye's verse. I'm a fan of Kanye btw

Same here but with most rappers i like he has some whack rhymes

His rhymes on Watch The Throne just.... wtf was he thinking

Gunsnhalen said:

aardvark15 said:

I like the song too. However I could deal without Kanye's verse. I'm a fan of Kanye btw

His rhymes on Watch The Throne just.... wtf was he thinking

Jay-Z wasn't strong either . Whatever. Kanye's money has always been with the production, and what a producer he is.