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Reply #30 posted 02/17/12 4:07am

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RKJCNE said:

Best gif I've seen to react to this news by far:

falloff !!!!

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Reply #31 posted 02/17/12 4:15am

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eek Who's want to see that. I wonder how well someone like her can deep throat?

Didn't she recently have to have throat surgery...maybe her skills are lacking? lol

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Reply #32 posted 02/17/12 4:19am

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I thought she might be a virgin... you know, a very sensitive/insecure 21 years old chubby brit with milky skin, lol

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Reply #33 posted 02/17/12 4:39am

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What's it called ?

Stroking in it deeeeeehieeep.

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Reply #34 posted 02/17/12 7:12am

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FrenchGuy said:

(the "jokes" about her weight are lame though...)

Yes, it really is.

Don't you know that obese/fat people are the one group that people feel it's okay to openly disparage/make fun of etc?

"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #35 posted 02/17/12 7:16am

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JoeTyler said:

I thought she might be a virgin... you know, a very sensitive/insecure 21 years old chubby brit with milky skin, lol

I thought so too at one point...

She wouldn't be in this mess if she were. neutral

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Reply #36 posted 02/17/12 8:33am

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last time she got mad at somebody she won 6 Grammys. now she's rich'and y'all fucking w her lol
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Reply #37 posted 02/17/12 8:52am

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ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Kim Kardashian with 40 extra pounds and actual talent?

falloff

If this is true, her ex is an asshole. In anycase, we'll never see it. She'll be on'em faster than a white girl on an NBA player. lol

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Sh*T this is why i come to the org .... lol

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Reply #38 posted 02/17/12 12:08pm

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she's got her lawyers on it and saying it's fake

man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81
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Reply #39 posted 02/17/12 12:32pm

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Her ex is a greedy leech.

I would sue his ass for defamation.

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Reply #40 posted 02/17/12 12:34pm

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Her ex is a greedy leech.

I would sue his ass for defamation.

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I wonder if he has any money, if not, I would just embarrass him in a song. Adele's about to put out "Rumour Has It" oddly enough!

Can we say, KA-CHING?! lol

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Reply #41 posted 02/17/12 1:48pm

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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #42 posted 02/17/12 5:50pm

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this thread is crazy lol but if the tape really exists and it leaks,y'all are gonna be looking for it immediately! evillol

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Reply #43 posted 02/17/12 6:03pm

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wow. two people fucking on film. bored2

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Reply #44 posted 02/17/12 10:08pm

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Timmy84 said:

Please.

This.

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Reply #45 posted 02/17/12 10:21pm

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JoeTyler said:

RKJCNE said:

Best gif I've seen to react to this news by far:

falloff !!!!

Yeah that is a great fuckin gif. The dude is priceless.

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Reply #46 posted 02/18/12 12:04am

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SoulAlive said:

this thread is crazy lol but if the tape really exists and it leaks,y'all are gonna be looking for it immediately! evillol

I can promise you that I will do everything possible to avoid that particular video.

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Reply #47 posted 02/18/12 5:44am

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Weren't some pics supposed to go up yesterday tp prove it was legit?

I'm calling BS.

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Reply #48 posted 02/18/12 8:00am

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wtf? really? a sextape? lol

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Reply #49 posted 02/18/12 11:20am

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X

SoulAlive said:


this thread is crazy lol but if the tape really exists and it leaks,y'all are gonna be looking for it immediately! evillol



I can promise you that I will do everything possible to avoid that particular video.


lol
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Reply #50 posted 02/18/12 12:50pm

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http://dlisted.com/2012/02/17/puts-new-meaning-rolling-deep

UPDATE: Thanks to Amanda for directing my eyes to a beyond NSFW (and the link will take you to pop-up city so beware) old porn where Public Magazine obviously got their stills from. The chick in the tape is American and when she moans, it doesn't sound like a mezzo soprano songbird humming into a rainbow. It's not Adele.

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Reply #51 posted 02/18/12 12:53pm

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rdhull said:

KidaDynamite said:

Yes, it really is.

Don't you know that obese/fat people are the one group that people feel it's okay to openly disparage/make fun of etc?

I'm fat and I don't want to watch fat people fuck either.

"The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life. " -- Edith Massey in Female Trouble
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Reply #52 posted 02/18/12 1:08pm

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excited said:

http://dlisted.com/2012/02/17/puts-new-meaning-rolling-deep

UPDATE: Thanks to Amanda for directing my eyes to a beyond NSFW (and the link will take you to pop-up city so beware) old porn where Public Magazine obviously got their stills from. The chick in the tape is American and when she moans, it doesn't sound like a mezzo soprano songbird humming into a rainbow. It's not Adele.

LOL I love Michael K

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Reply #53 posted 02/18/12 2:12pm

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KidOmega said:

rdhull said:

Don't you know that obese/fat people are the one group that people feel it's okay to openly disparage/make fun of etc?

I'm fat and I don't want to watch fat people fuck either.

thats not what I said either

"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #54 posted 02/18/12 2:21pm

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rdhull said:

KidOmega said:

I'm fat and I don't want to watch fat people fuck either.

thats not what I said either

and I make fun of them when I see it.

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Reply #55 posted 02/18/12 2:34pm

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RKJCNE said:

excited said:

http://dlisted.com/2012/02/17/puts-new-meaning-rolling-deep

UPDATE: Thanks to Amanda for directing my eyes to a beyond NSFW (and the link will take you to pop-up city so beware) old porn where Public Magazine obviously got their stills from. The chick in the tape is American and when she moans, it doesn't sound like a mezzo soprano songbird humming into a rainbow. It's not Adele.

LOL I love Michael K

lol the whole blog had me in stitches!

So this is the real reason why Adele had that throat surgery. Adele was moaning and throating in the deeeeeep. France's well-respected and highly esteemed literary journal of le truth, Public Magazine, published an EXLUSIF! story about a tape featuring two hundred-time Grammy winner Adele setting fire to her loins on the peen of an ex-boyfriend. 411mania says that the ex-boyfriend (maybe the one who looks Jesse Camp trying to reinvent himself as a Jimi Hendrix impersonator) wants to fuck with Adele for some reason and so he's doing so by releasing a video of him fucking on her. The scorned ex sold the tape to a French paparazzo type named Jean Claude Elfassi who will release the tape any day now. I'll be really disappointed if Jean Claude doesn't use one of these as the title for this shit:

Rolling On The Peen
Cooter Has It
Set Fire To The Taint
Hometown Whory
Someone Like You Needs To Get On This Poon
Take It All

I know, none of those worthy enough for an Adele fuck tape and I'm sure your ass can do better.

Anyway, America's own well-respected and highly esteemed internet journal of truth, Media Takeout, has a couple of stills of Adele allegedly getting adicked in front of a video camera and those tragic sperm fish eyebrows tell me that it's not her. Not only that, but would Adele really let a trick film her getting down in the backseat of a car? I know Adele is a refined lady, but I don't think she's that much of a refined lady. But if this is her, then I'm sure that around this time next year, we'll watch as she accepts five hundred more Grammys for Best Fuck Moan and Best Coochie Queef in a sex tape.

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Reply #56 posted 02/18/12 2:35pm

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KidOmega said:

rdhull said:

thats not what I said either

and I make fun of them when I see it.

okAyyy...and?

"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #57 posted 02/18/12 3:29pm

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excited said:

RKJCNE said:

LOL I love Michael K

lol the whole blog had me in stitches!

So this is the real reason why Adele had that throat surgery. Adele was moaning and throating in the deeeeeep. France's well-respected and highly esteemed literary journal of le truth, Public Magazine, published an EXLUSIF! story about a tape featuring two hundred-time Grammy winner Adele setting fire to her loins on the peen of an ex-boyfriend. 411mania says that the ex-boyfriend (maybe the one who looks Jesse Camp trying to reinvent himself as a Jimi Hendrix impersonator) wants to fuck with Adele for some reason and so he's doing so by releasing a video of him fucking on her. The scorned ex sold the tape to a French paparazzo type named Jean Claude Elfassi who will release the tape any day now. I'll be really disappointed if Jean Claude doesn't use one of these as the title for this shit:

Rolling On The Peen
Cooter Has It
Set Fire To The Taint
Hometown Whory
Someone Like You Needs To Get On This Poon
Take It All

I know, none of those worthy enough for an Adele fuck tape and I'm sure your ass can do better.

Anyway, America's own well-respected and highly esteemed internet journal of truth, Media Takeout, has a couple of stills of Adele allegedly getting adicked in front of a video camera and those tragic sperm fish eyebrows tell me that it's not her. Not only that, but would Adele really let a trick film her getting down in the backseat of a car? I know Adele is a refined lady, but I don't think she's that much of a refined lady. But if this is her, then I'm sure that around this time next year, we'll watch as she accepts five hundred more Grammys for Best Fuck Moan and Best Coochie Queef in a sex tape.

[Edited 2/18/12 14:37pm]

Pure brilliance. lol

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