BlaqueKnight said:

I guess its inappropriate to nickname her Pisstina under these circumstances.

You can still call her Pisstina-matches her attitude

Dlisted had some ideas as to what happened:

a) Bitch is yelling her fake tanner off and the sweat caused it to run
b) Bitch's asshole is crying tears of shit, because she's clenching it so hard
c) Bitch pulled a Fergie
d) Bitch's pussy lips wore red lipstick too and it was starting to slobber off
e) Bitch is trying so hard that her tampon popped out and the bloody red river of embarrassment came streaming down

Chrissy just has the worst luck, doesn't she?

oh my goodness....

she used to be such a waify little Calista, and now bitch has haunches for weeks. good for her and her burnt sienna pissin ass.

The Voice is starting its second season in a week, maybe this was a (very) misguided publicity stunt?

Some of you males really think that's urine?

WaterInYourBath said:

Some of you males really think that's urine?

I think tanner is the most logical conclusion, god knows she uses it by the gallon.

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was there any video shot of her with whatever this is running down her leg? I really dont trust photographs any more.

rainman1985 said:

I was expecting a nip slip.

me too.

Now some of y'all are just straight up mean. To say her performance wasn't up to parr is one thing...but to hate on her for a little tedious thing like that is just...well...

Immature.

I never liked her oversinging much, but she did it professionally and was respectful. She got nervous and leaked a bit. It could've been worse. Ain't no harm done I say...

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Now some of y'all are just straight up mean. To say her performance wasn't up to parr is one thing...but to hate on her for a little tedious thing like that is just...well...

Immature.

I never liked her oversinging much, but she did it professionally and was respectful. She got nervous and leaked a bit. It could've been worse. Ain't no harm done I say...

Christina has one of the BEST voices of her generation.. she shits all over Gaga, Beyonce, Brittany etc..

Beyonce and Christina are queens of OVER-singing of the 2000s. Beyonce and all her damn runs and riffs, Christina and her shitty technique.

They all sound like goats in heat to me.

mjscarousal said:

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Now some of y'all are just straight up mean. To say her performance wasn't up to parr is one thing...but to hate on her for a little tedious thing like that is just...well...

Immature.

I never liked her oversinging much, but she did it professionally and was respectful. She got nervous and leaked a bit. It could've been worse. Ain't no harm done I say...

Christina has one of the BEST voices of her generation.. she shits all over Gaga, Beyonce, Brittany etc..

I guess that's what she was doing in the picture, huh?

All of you can kiss my ass

mjscarousal said:

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Now some of y'all are just straight up mean. To say her performance wasn't up to parr is one thing...but to hate on her for a little tedious thing like that is just...well...

Immature.

I never liked her oversinging much, but she did it professionally and was respectful. She got nervous and leaked a bit. It could've been worse. Ain't no harm done I say...

Christina has one of the BEST voices of her generation.. she shits all over Gaga, Beyonce, Brittany etc..

Crazy talk. Her tone is awful. She can't hold a note and tries to disguise this by riffing all over the place. She shouts WAY too much. She raped the song.

Beyonce's a far better singer than her.

Mong said:

mjscarousal said:

Christina has one of the BEST voices of her generation.. she shits all over Gaga, Beyonce, Brittany etc..

Crazy talk. Her tone is awful. She can't hold a note and tries to disguise this by riffing all over the place. She shouts WAY too much. She raped the song.

Beyonce's a far better singer than her.

You are insane...

Christina does oversing but when she isnt... she is far superior.. let alone her range is more broader... This isnt the first time she has sung this song. I definitly would like for her to sing it rather than boring Beyonce with no emotion, not to mention she cant hold her notes either, strains and oversings to high heaven.. so does Aguilera but Id take her anyday of the fuckin year over Beyonce...

I am not about to go back and forth with no crazy ass stan... Its nice that Christina paid tribute to her idol.. period

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Mong said:

mjscarousal said:

Christina has one of the BEST voices of her generation.. she shits all over Gaga, Beyonce, Brittany etc..

Crazy talk. Her tone is awful. She can't hold a note and tries to disguise this by riffing all over the place. She shouts WAY too much. She raped the song.

Beyonce's a far better singer than her.

I concur.

Beyonce shits on xtina. No pun intended. ...

mjscarousal said:

Mong said:

Crazy talk. Her tone is awful. She can't hold a note and tries to disguise this by riffing all over the place. She shouts WAY too much. She raped the song.

Beyonce's a far better singer than her.

You are insane...

Christina does oversing but when she isnt... she is far superior.. let alone her range is more broader... This isnt the first time she has sung this song. I definitly would like for her to sing it rather than boring Beyonce with no emotion, not to mention she cant hold her notes either, strains and oversings to high heaven.. so does Aguilera but Id take her anyday of the fuckin year over Beyonce...

I am not about to go back and forth with no crazy ass stan... Its nice that Christina paid tribute to her idol.. period

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You're the stan in this situation. This is not singing with emotion...if she was capable of doing that, she'd sing it more straight. It's very obvious that Christina's been having problems with her voice for a while, and the way she continues to sing only means that she's going to have issues such as nodules very soon, if not already. It pains me to hear her sing. And her phrasing is awful, as always.

Mong said:

mjscarousal said:

You are insane...

Christina does oversing but when she isnt... she is far superior.. let alone her range is more broader... This isnt the first time she has sung this song. I definitly would like for her to sing it rather than boring Beyonce with no emotion, not to mention she cant hold her notes either, strains and oversings to high heaven.. so does Aguilera but Id take her anyday of the fuckin year over Beyonce...

I am not about to go back and forth with no crazy ass stan... Its nice that Christina paid tribute to her idol.. period

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You're the stan in this situation. This is not singing with emotion...if she was capable of doing that, she'd sing it more straight. It's very obvious that Christina's been having problems with her voice for a while, and the way she continues to sing only means that she's going to have issues such as nodules very soon, if not already. It pains me to hear her sing. And her phrasing is awful, as always.

No I am not.

I am not even her fan or own any of her albums. I said as far as vocals... I was not comparing this particular performance when I made my statement I was speaking in general...

Id take her once again over Beyonce if you choose otherwise... thats you. I have heard alot more songs where she IS conveying emotion, not oversinging, shows controls, showing those kick ass vocals. I am not a fan but I am not going to sit up here and say in her prime she was not a good singer.. I dont consider her to be one of the greatest.. I said she was one of the best in HER GENERATION and she is.

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Jump back!!!!!!! I wanna PISS Myself!!!!!!!!

Bitch couldn't cover her breasts at a funeral?

mjscarousal said:

Mong said:

You're the stan in this situation. This is not singing with emotion...if she was capable of doing that, she'd sing it more straight. It's very obvious that Christina's been having problems with her voice for a while, and the way she continues to sing only means that she's going to have issues such as nodules very soon, if not already. It pains me to hear her sing. And her phrasing is awful, as always.

No I am not.

I am not even her fan or own any of her albums. I said as far as vocals... I was not comparing this particular performance when I made my statement I was speaking in general...

Id take her once again over Beyonce if you choose otherwise... thats you. I have heard alot more songs where she IS conveying emotion, not oversinging, shows controls, showing those kick ass vocals. I am not a fan but I am not going to sit up here and say in her prime she was not a good singer.. I dont consider her to be one of the greatest.. I said she was one of the best in HER GENERATION and she is.

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She has an intolerable tone to her voice that's grating. How anyone can find her voice to be in any way good is beyond me.

ISF said:

Bitch couldn't cover her breasts at a funeral?

God knows what she'll have hanging out if she's asked to sing at Aretha's funeral.

lastdecember said:

This is more an example the dangers of social media, bloggers (who btw are not reporters), tmz thinking its a news source, and the perez hiltons of the world, and then you add that together with a society that believes everything that pops up on their computer screen and facebook and twitter page and runs with it posts it all over the place because all of a sudden "we think" we are that important to spread news and shit. This is why we have the world we have, the political process we have, the dumb public we have, and the entertainment industry we have.

Every now has to be on guard 24/7 to say the right thing or be worried some dork with no life and a twitter account is gonna shoot out something he said in a 2 second soundbyte, this is why reality tv rules your airwaves, because its one long show about BS and we love that, because we are just too damn dumb now. It amazes that if twitter and all this other useless crap had it existed back say in the 70's and 80's everyone from Madonna to Prince to David Bowie to Rod stewart elton john, to tv shows like sanford and son and all in the family would be gone because of things they said or people they "offended", thank god back then people were more educated and could see through nonsense, not today though, we are sheep with digital devices in hand.

co-sign!

Mong said:

mjscarousal said:

No I am not.

I am not even her fan or own any of her albums. I said as far as vocals... I was not comparing this particular performance when I made my statement I was speaking in general...

Id take her once again over Beyonce if you choose otherwise... thats you. I have heard alot more songs where she IS conveying emotion, not oversinging, shows controls, showing those kick ass vocals. I am not a fan but I am not going to sit up here and say in her prime she was not a good singer.. I dont consider her to be one of the greatest.. I said she was one of the best in HER GENERATION and she is.

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She has an intolerable tone to her voice that's grating. How anyone can find her voice to be in any way good is beyond me.

Huh?

So does Beyonce and I find her singing to be more annoying because she adds the strains.. They both do the same annoying shit I even admitted that so what point are you getting at?

If you dont like her singing so be it...

She is not my favorite singer and I did not claim she had the greatest voice in the whole wide world but it is one of the best out of her shittiest ass generation of vocal talent (pop mainstream anyway). She has proved on more than one occasion that she can sing without all the added bullshit. I am not speaking of right now or in that performance.

I dont even know why someone is trying to critique a performance at a damn funeral anyway

This isnt about Aguilera.. this is about ETTA JAMES... NO ONE can sing that song like she could but that isnt the point. Christina did the song for her idol.. I know this must have hurt for her because I have heard her on more than one occassion expressing Etta James as her idol and she use to do this song alot..

There are singers that I would pick over her to be honest but out of those particular mainstream sngers I would definitly pick her.. I thought it was nice they asked her to do this instead of asking....... another heifar that was not really inspired by Etta.

Like I said this is about ETTA and Christinas tribute to her

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Mong said:

ISF said:

Bitch couldn't cover her breasts at a funeral?

God knows what she'll have hanging out if she's asked to sing at Aretha's funeral.

Mjscarousal, she has to be critiqued when she sings the song that badly at an event where you're meant to be paying your respects. It was a egotistical showboating performance. No restraint or empathy and she looks like she stopped off on her way to work at Hooters.

Mong said:

Mjscarousal, she has to be critiqued when she sings the song that badly at an event where you're meant to be paying your respects. It was a egotistical showboating performance. No restraint or empathy and she looks like she stopped off on her way to work at Hooters.

Okay

nursev said:

ScarletScandal said:

fuck yall. This shit is funny.

Well damn tell us how u really feel

Lol for real though! I think this is some publicity stunt. Come on now. How do you not feel that shit running down your leg? Ho please.