You guys are actually serious about this?

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They've been together since 2002 roughly... so that's a long time to think they may be "fake". Bobby & Whitney's marriage was real and it lasted 14 years. Not trying to compare but celebrity marriages should be the least of anyone's problems.

They're both too dull for me to know enough infomation about them to even form an opinion as to whether they love each other or not.

Layzie said:

sosgemini said:

Indeed, announcing your pregnancy on the eMpTyV awards show, always being in front of cameras and out on the town in front of paparazzi; all the best way to keep yourself private. Kudos to them for a job well done.

Except for that well calculated move, when did you ever see them exploit anything about their marriage?. Until recently they've always kept their lips sealed about each other in public, and always made it a point to let media people know, hey, I'm not talking about my spouse, so don't ask. I've seen this in both the US and European media.

Frankly, I was in favor of the MTV baby reveal because the press has been after her for a while speculating, including the initial reports she were pregnant that she denied (though we've found out later that she was in the earliest stage of pregnancy at the time). I think the mtv move was a perfect opportunity to nip potential for invasive pap frenzy right in the bud.

Paparazzi are so crazy these days they follow celebs into walgreens to see what they get, they follow them to doctors, chase you down trying to find out if you got a bun in the oven or not. Shoot, paps chased Halle Berry in a car and got her in a car accident on the way to her gyno when she was in her first trimester and hadn't confirmed her pregnancy yet. To me, Beyonce's reveal was a smart move in that it laid everything right on the table so there wouldn't be a mad scramble for any news outlet to get a sensationalistic scoop or inside story; and subsequently created an environment where she can move freely throughout her pregnancy without having situations escalate to ones that could be physically dangerous for her, cause paparazzi knows no boundaries these days.

I know some people won't agree with me, but then...who gives a ****; this thread is all for shits and giggles anyway. Carry on as you were

Terrib3Towel said:

They're relationship is faker than that bitch's hair.

Just a marriage of convenience. $500 mil? I would do anything for that kind of dough. Jay-Z may be ugly as fuck, but I would ride that dick every night if it meant I was filty fucking rich.

this.. except I don't think he's ugly

Tokyo89 said:

Terrib3Towel said:

They're relationship is faker than that bitch's hair.

Just a marriage of convenience. $500 mil? I would do anything for that kind of dough. Jay-Z may be ugly as fuck, but I would ride that dick every night if it meant I was filty fucking rich.

this.. except I don't think he's ugly

Y'all have some serious venom.

smoothcriminal12 said:

Tokyo89 said:

this.. except I don't think he's ugly

Y'all have some serious venom.

Beyonce is sooo fake..

Graycap23 said:

just1lousydime said:

I wouldn't want anyone to question the validity of my marriage.

If your NET worth was upwards of 9 figures...........u would not care.

1sotrue said:

alphastreet said:

I thought of Dream Girls too a few times though she has compared herself to it too.

Hmmmm I believe there is some busted baby momma he kept secret and she is paid very well to keep quiet. I have no proof just intuition.

I like joking that Kanye's the daddy since he looks sooooo happy around her.

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Terrib3Towel said:

They're relationship is faker than that bitch's hair.

Just a marriage of convenience. $500 mil? I would do anything for that kind of dough. Jay-Z may be ugly as fuck, but I would ride that dick every night if it meant I was filty fucking rich.

This post is funny as hell!

1sotrue said:

alphastreet said:

I thought of Dream Girls too a few times though she has compared herself to it too.

Hmmmm I believe there is some busted baby momma he kept secret and she is paid very well to keep quiet. I have no proof just intuition.

Yeah it'll come out 20 years from now....

alphastreet said:

1sotrue said:

Hmmmm I believe there is some busted baby momma he kept secret and she is paid very well to keep quiet. I have no proof just intuition.

I like joking that Kanye's the daddy since he looks sooooo happy around her.

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And on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his!

Now I aint sayin' she a gold digger....

nothing 2 do with the topic, but i jus came across this pic...

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Soon WE'LL be playing Connect 4's

NAW. They just been together for 11 years for shits and giggles. She's written song after song for him for NO REASON, and he spoils the hell out of her just CAUSE!

Ki.

More hate. Hov & B are probably the realest couple in Hollywood. Way more authentic than Will & Jada and all that other phoniness.

She once said that she loves him even though they're opposites.

conflagration said:

NAW. They just been together for 11 years for shits and giggles. She's written song after song for him for NO REASON, and he spoils the hell out of her just CAUSE!

Ki.

How can you say those songs are for him if you've really heard them all? If true, then I really question them.

conflagration said:

NAW. They just been together for 11 years for shits and giggles. She's written song after song for him for NO REASON, and he spoils the hell out of her just CAUSE!

Ki.

ScarletScandal said:

HAHAHAHA! Your gifs and pics make me laugh!

missfee said:

1sotrue said:

Hmmmm I believe there is some busted baby momma he kept secret and she is paid very well to keep quiet. I have no proof just intuition.

Yeah it'll come out 20 years from now....

Oh for sure.......by then it wouldnt matter the public wont care they wont be as popular

@Alphastreet thanks for posting that pic so cute......

conflagration said:

NAW. They just been together for 11 years for shits and giggles. She's written song after song for him for NO REASON, and he spoils the hell out of her just CAUSE!

Ki.

Gerl bye. Beyonce doesn't write songs.

I would say that their love is real. But i wouldn't turn down the possibility that it's also a business arrangement between the two. Being married to each other is also a benefit to each other. Sorta like the Kennedy marriages.

No relationship based solely on business can last this long. Just sayin'.

sosgemini said:

conflagration said:

NAW. They just been together for 11 years for shits and giggles. She's written song after song for him for NO REASON, and he spoils the hell out of her just CAUSE!

Ki.

Layzie said:

conflagration said:

NAW. They just been together for 11 years for shits and giggles. She's written song after song for him for NO REASON, and he spoils the hell out of her just CAUSE!

Ki.

Gerl bye. Beyonce doesn't write songs.

She does.

She might not write all of them but sehe does.

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Oh look, it's the 2nd time this week I've had to use this pic...

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Of course their relationship is authentic...just like that pre-nup is. Let's be real, if someone has that much cash and tells you they don't have a pre-nup, they are either extremely trusting (aka gullible and stupid) or they are fucking liars. Love is beautiful and all but c'mon that's $500 million dollars and a majority of it is his from before she stepped into his world. They both signed on that dotted prenup line before that marriage certificate even entered the room. Cash rules everything around them and love don't pay the bills or keep Beyonce in those $1,100 leopard-print, 5-inch stilettos...those shoes is HAWTTT! btw.

They're authentic like Canal Street Coach bags!

HonestMan13 said:

They're authentic like Canal Street Coach bags!

Jay totally looks like he fell off the truck face first too.

Who cares? lol