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Thread started 11/25/11 2:23pm

Dewrede

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Detroit Doesn't Want Nickelback

http://www.avclub.com/den...-we,64728/

Detroit doesn’t want Nickelback, and neither do we

Musings on the NFL’s terrible taste in halftime music

Nickelback, Jock Itch, Detroit Note to the NFL: These guys suck. Hard.

For the first time in a long while, Detroit is playing a meaningful game on Thanksgiving, and a Detroit artist is not playing the halftime show. Nickelback is. In what should be considered a victory against mediocrity and spectator rights everywhere, a group of Detroit Lions fans—and fans of good music in general, really—have banded together to circulate a petition to replace Nickelback as the halftime entertainment at the storied annual NFL Thanksgiving game in the Motor City.

Since Nickelback is not from Detroit, fans of sports and music alike are bewildered by the choice. Mind-boggling doesn’t even begin to describe how bad a choice that is, when you think of all of the many great musical acts to come out of Detroit. Some genius thought Nickelback would be an act everyone would enjoy, in the city that brought us Motown, Ted Nugent, White Stripes, MC5, and the Stooges. (And that barely scratches the surface of Detroit’s musical greatness!) How awesome would it be to have Iggy Pop, shirtless and in HD, shaking his goods in every living room across America on Thanksgiving? I think Lions fans would even take Madonna back when weighed against the comic, pop-metal stylings of Chad Kroeger and his merry band of Canadian douchebags.

There aren’t any special games being held in Denver these days (for many reasons), but if there were, I’m sure the NFL would cram some crappy band down our throats, too. Of course, if Denver got jobbed like this, we wouldn’t say anything. As a sports culture, we’re just too lazy and/or high to care about such things; we’d probably just let Nickelback sully our beautiful stadium, our city, and our ears. That doesn’t mean we at The A.V. Club here in Denver can’t dream, though. Here are a few modest suggestions for our future, theoretical Thanksgiving halftime show in the Mile High City.

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Reply #1 posted 11/25/11 2:43pm

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uh, too late....

"does my cock look fat in these jeans?"
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Reply #2 posted 11/25/11 3:13pm

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yeah , just found this lol

http://www.cbc.ca/news/ca...album.html

btw , i watched that video

How are they the 2nd most records selling band in the USA after the Beatles ? wth feeling ill

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Reply #3 posted 11/25/11 3:30pm

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what?

omg. they suck ass. lol

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Reply #4 posted 11/25/11 3:32pm

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Dewrede said:

How are they the 2nd most records selling band in the USA after the Beatles ? wth feeling ill

Don't know where you got that notion, but that surely cannot be the case.

"does my cock look fat in these jeans?"
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Reply #5 posted 11/25/11 3:49pm

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the commentator said so in that video in the link i posted

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Reply #6 posted 11/25/11 3:50pm

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xLiberiangirl said:

what?

omg. they suck ass. lol

yeah , and that's an understatement lol

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Reply #7 posted 11/25/11 3:56pm

Timmy84

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the commentator said so in that video in the link i posted

Shows you how much the commentator know about best-selling rock bands. Nicklecrack are like LOW on the list. lol

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Reply #8 posted 11/25/11 4:11pm

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Oops , my bad , she said ;

'They're 2nd , only to the Beatles in US album sales by international artists'

Somehow though , that sounds very unlikely to me as well confused

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Reply #9 posted 11/25/11 4:32pm

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Dewrede said:

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Oops , my bad , she said ;

'They're 2nd , only to the Beatles in US album sales by international artists'

Somehow though , that sounds very unlikely to me as well confused

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I have a feeling that the Stones and the Who and Zeppelin and Pink Floyd probably still beat them out. And possibly U2.

Not completely sure about it, but I'd almost bet on it.

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Reply #10 posted 11/25/11 4:36pm

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nod

I was thinking Queen and maybe Led Zeppelin outsold them too

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Reply #11 posted 11/25/11 4:37pm

Timmy84

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Oops , my bad , she said ;

'They're 2nd , only to the Beatles in US album sales by international artists'

Somehow though , that sounds very unlikely to me as well confused

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LOL sounds like she don't know nothing about nothing. Because that definitely IS unlikely! lol

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Reply #12 posted 11/25/11 4:45pm

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Yes

The same thing is stated here though ;

http://www.agoracosmopoli.../1909.html confused

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Reply #13 posted 11/25/11 4:49pm

Timmy84

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Yes

The same thing is stated here though ;

http://www.agoracosmopoli.../1909.html confused

You gotta love people who don't do their homework...

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Reply #14 posted 11/25/11 4:58pm

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lol

I've been trying to find an accurate list but can't find any , it seems , which is really bugging me mad lol

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Reply #15 posted 11/25/11 5:00pm

Timmy84

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lol

I've been trying to find an accurate list but can't find any , it seems , which is bugging me mad lol

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lol That's one of the craziest statements I ever heard. lol Second to the Beatles. RIGHT! lol

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Reply #16 posted 11/25/11 5:01pm

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Yes , it sounds completelty ridiculous lol

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