This post has me in tears

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NO.

RKJCNE said:

Timmy84 said:

Must be. I'm not even a FAN and I don't get why she gets even HALF the flack she gets!

I feel like I became a fan just from defending her so much, I didn't pay much attention to her till the whole Baphomet conspiracy started to go down a couple years ago.

I'm somewhat of a fan of Beyonce's. I think she has a very beautiful singing voice and is talented. However, she had to grow on me because I've always felt that something was not quite right with her, but I could not put my finger on it. I doubt the Baphomet thing holds any water, but if it does, then maybe that's what I'm picking up.

tmo1965 said:

RKJCNE said:

I feel like I became a fan just from defending her so much, I didn't pay much attention to her till the whole Baphomet conspiracy started to go down a couple years ago.

I'm somewhat of a fan of Beyonce's. I think she has a very beautiful singing voice and is talented. However, she had to grow on me because I've always felt that something was not quite right with her, but I could not put my finger on it. I doubt the Baphomet thing holds any water, but if it does, then maybe that's what I'm picking up.

Churchlady says, "Could it be SATAN?"

Ottensen said:

sosgemini said:

Did you all see the latest pictures where her bump looks way smaller than her MTV Award appearance? So, it looks like she is indeed pregnant but for whatever reason, she wants people to think she is further along. Why?

Sorry, she hasn't looked any more or any less preggers than she should be to me I have 2 friends dropping loads themselves and in the second trimester the bump looks all sorts of sizes and shapes depending on what they wear. I've been friends to almost 10 women in my church birthin' babies over the last year (all of whom I chat with & see on a weekly basis at service and the lunch afterwards) and every woman is different. Some blow up like whales, others look like they're carrying a pea pod in their bellies until they finally drop the youngins. That's why all this speculation about what she's trying to pull over us is hilarious to me; in my view it comes from folks who clearly haven't spent a lot of time around a wide variety of pregnant women

You're right! And for some others, their bellies grow larger and then smaller and for some special ones, their bellies go flat when they sit. We call those special pregnancies "marketing tools".

The only thing left is for her to join scientology.

sosgemini said:

Ottensen said:

Sorry, she hasn't looked any more or any less preggers than she should be to me I have 2 friends dropping loads themselves and in the second trimester the bump looks all sorts of sizes and shapes depending on what they wear. I've been friends to almost 10 women in my church birthin' babies over the last year (all of whom I chat with & see on a weekly basis at service and the lunch afterwards) and every woman is different. Some blow up like whales, others look like they're carrying a pea pod in their bellies until they finally drop the youngins. That's why all this speculation about what she's trying to pull over us is hilarious to me; in my view it comes from folks who clearly haven't spent a lot of time around a wide variety of pregnant women

You're right! And for some others, their bellies grow larger and then smaller and for some special ones, their bellies go flat when they sit. We call those special pregnancies "marketing tools".

You are just absolutely incorrigible

musicjunky318 said:

musicjunky318 said:

musicjunky318 said:

best. gif. ever.

lazycrockett said:

The only thing left is for her to join scientology.

Or Kabbalah. With a lot of celebrities, I wouldn't be surprised.

musicjunky318 said:

That is one flat baby.

musicjunky318 said:

BEYONCE'S FETUS IS RECORDING A NEW TRACK IN LOS ANGELES

ON THE FORTHCOMING CD "THE ILLUMINATI'S HEIR"

TITLED

"SINGLE BABIES (PUT A DIAPER ON IT)"

EDIT

[Edited 10/19/11 20:32pm]

HonestMan13 said:

lowkey said:

what is there to hate about somebody gettin pregnant? and the fact that its jay z's seed , if its true or not she just always manage to annoy people , im sorry but announcing your pregnancy in a stage production on the mtv awards is tacky, imagine what she's gonna do for the birth

BEYONCE

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LMAO!!!

if she's faking it I wouldn't be surprised.. Beyonce is so desperate for media attention for her album slaes she'll do anything for it

Beyonce is a snake

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Pressure said:

if she's faking it I wouldn't be surprised.. Beyonce is so desperate for media attention for her album slaes she'll do anything for it

Beyonce is a snake

[Edited 10/19/11 22:18pm]

If Beyonce's desperate for media attention. So is every famous woman who announces a pregancy.l

Paris9748430 said:

Pressure said:

if she's faking it I wouldn't be surprised.. Beyonce is so desperate for media attention for her album slaes she'll do anything for it

Beyonce is a snake

[Edited 10/19/11 22:18pm]

If Beyonce's desperate for media attention. So is every famous woman who announces a pregancy.l

People are REACHING! hahaha

@ this thread.

The fact that a story this ridiculous warrants an 8 page thread really does not say much about the quality of this forum. I actually came back here today to discuss this whole MJ situation, but there's no point. There is a commitment around here to mindlessness which makes serious discussion impossible. Even people who are pointing out the stupidity of this story are still devoting time to it, and that is just as sad as the idiots who believe it in the first place.

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^^ I'm guessing you thought your post would neutrilize this thread somehow, or you wouldn't have posted in it!?

KidaDynamite said:

^^ I'm guessing you thought your post would neutrilize this thread somehow, or you wouldn't have posted in it!?

KidaDynamite said:

^^ I'm guessing you thought your post would neutrilize this thread somehow, or you wouldn't have posted in it!?

Why would anyone want to have a discussion about Michael Jackson in a thread discussing Beyonce's fake (or not) pregnancy? Yeah that makes a lot of sense!

NaughtyKitty said:

Why would anyone want to have a discussion about Michael Jackson in a thread discussing Beyonce's fake (or not) pregnancy? Yeah that makes a lot of sense!

If anyone knows anything about suspicious pregnancies it's Michael Jackson!

HonestMan13 said:

NaughtyKitty said:

Why would anyone want to have a discussion about Michael Jackson in a thread discussing Beyonce's fake (or not) pregnancy? Yeah that makes a lot of sense!

If anyone knows anything about suspicious pregnancies it's Michael Jackson!

Say somethin else. We dare you.