http://dlisted.com/2011/09/12/dont-look-madonnna-in-the-eyes

Madge not only loathes hydrangeas since their seeds are so pure and weaken the evil powers she possesses in her silicone sack cheeks, but she also loathes the eyes of film festival volunteers and will not walk backstage unless their eyes are kissing the wall. We've all heard bedtime stories about how Madge orders the eyes of peons and mere mortals to not look her way when she walks by, and she was at it again during a press conference at The Toronto International Film Festival for the bland turd out of cinema's asshole called W.E.

The Globe & Mail reports that before the Dark Cuntress floated on a cloudy sliver of virgin souls through the hallway, the volunteers were told to turn around and the face wall so that they couldn't make eye contact with her royal bitchiness.

Sounds like Madonna was all smiles and compliments for Canada in general and TIFF in particular, when she visited the festival Monday to promote her new film, W.E., about famous divorcé, the Duchess of Windsor, Wallis Simpson. One observer even heard her thank the festival's orange-shirted volunteers.

It was a bit of a different story backstage, however, when eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film. One volunteer told the Globe they all dutifully stood with their backs to her as she passed.

HAHAHAHAHA. As a ho who has developed a strange craving for an uncooked phyllo pocket stuffed with Elmer's Glue from staring at HQ pictures of Madge's face, I can say with complete confidence that she did them a favor.

I swear, Madge is cunting harder than Kunty Karl, Heather Mills and Kate Gosselin's cunts combined. They can all fist themselves before having a seat, because the true cunt queen is ruling hard right about now. Madge would order her army to blind a kitten with a rusty ice pick if it stared at her too long. When are we going to get to the part where Madge starts pushing children in ovens and orders the death of the fairest maiden in all the land? Bitch's cunt powers knows no bounds!

Really. Telling some volunteers to turn around is some Medusa shit. The TIFF organizers tried to get the spirit of Perseus to shoot Madgedusa with an arrow, but he was too busy rolling his eyes at her ridiculousness.

That being said, I will never forgive the volunteers for turning around just as she sashayed down the hallway to throw hydrangeas directly at her face. Missed opportunity.

Damn I missed her but I agree that's no way to treat anyone

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She signed a copy of her first album on LP at the end of the press conference for one of the volunteers, it's on youtube. Sounds bogus to me. She's used to being stared at, in fact I think she quite likes it.

See, Id totally be fired because I wouldnt turn my back for ANYONE... Who the fuck she thinks she is..

I wouldn't be surprised if this was something their supervisor requested, not something Madonna's management requested. It was a way to discourage them from getting starstruck and asking her for autographs, esp. if they're unpaid volunteers. It's a dick move any way you look at it.

Granted, there are some celebs who do the "don't look him in the eye" thing, and some of them are mean, but a lot of the time you find out it's someone from the entourage or a personal assistant trying to prove themselves, or delusional in thinking they're a celeb, and become abusive. Once it makes the gossip mags, they're usually let go.

I agree Madonna can be delusional, and there's plenty of footage of her being mean spirited and throwing tantrums. But most artists have moments of bad behavior.

sosgemini said:

http://dlisted.com/2011/09/12/dont-look-madonnna-in-the-eyes

Madge not only loathes hydrangeas since their seeds are so pure and weaken the evil powers she possesses in her silicone sack cheeks, but she also loathes the eyes of film festival volunteers and will not walk backstage unless their eyes are kissing the wall. We've all heard bedtime stories about how Madge orders the eyes of peons and mere mortals to not look her way when she walks by, and she was at it again during a press conference at The Toronto International Film Festival for the bland turd out of cinema's asshole called W.E.

The Globe & Mail reports that before the Dark Cuntress floated on a cloudy sliver of virgin souls through the hallway, the volunteers were told to turn around and the face wall so that they couldn't make eye contact with her royal bitchiness.

Sounds like Madonna was all smiles and compliments for Canada in general and TIFF in particular, when she visited the festival Monday to promote her new film, W.E., about famous divorcé, the Duchess of Windsor, Wallis Simpson. One observer even heard her thank the festival's orange-shirted volunteers.

It was a bit of a different story backstage, however, when eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film. One volunteer told the Globe they all dutifully stood with their backs to her as she passed.

HAHAHAHAHA. As a ho who has developed a strange craving for an uncooked phyllo pocket stuffed with Elmer's Glue from staring at HQ pictures of Madge's face, I can say with complete confidence that she did them a favor.

I swear, Madge is cunting harder than Kunty Karl, Heather Mills and Kate Gosselin's cunts combined. They can all fist themselves before having a seat, because the true cunt queen is ruling hard right about now. Madge would order her army to blind a kitten with a rusty ice pick if it stared at her too long. When are we going to get to the part where Madge starts pushing children in ovens and orders the death of the fairest maiden in all the land? Bitch's cunt powers knows no bounds!

Really. Telling some volunteers to turn around is some Medusa shit. The TIFF organizers tried to get the spirit of Perseus to shoot Madgedusa with an arrow, but he was too busy rolling his eyes at her ridiculousness.

That being said, I will never forgive the volunteers for turning around just as she sashayed down the hallway to throw hydrangeas directly at her face. Missed opportunity.

Is that why Madonna thanked them at the end of this video

rlittler81 said:

She signed a copy of her first album on LP at the end of the press conference for one of the volunteers, it's on youtube. Sounds bogus to me. She's used to being stared at, in fact I think she quite likes it.

I can't find it, would you mind posting?

Man, her face is morphing into something powerfully wrong.

menopausal madge

WHY wasn't I there? She was the size of a bug the last time I saw her

oh please....gossip, gossip....why would she ask that to those volunteers when everybody else can look her in the face?

well I know it's not cause of 1990

Well, what happens when you trip on her?

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RKJCNE said:

rlittler81 said:

She signed a copy of her first album on LP at the end of the press conference for one of the volunteers, it's on youtube. Sounds bogus to me. She's used to being stared at, in fact I think she quite likes it.

I can't find it, would you mind posting?

http://youtu.be/7Y5chdCHF6E

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"Neither Madonna nor her security ever gave instructions for the volunteers to turn away from Madonna. In fact she was so impressed with the volunteers that she publicly thanked them from the stage for their hard work before the premiere of her film last night which earned a standing ovation. She had a wonderful time at the festival and was especially delighted that she got to spend so much time with her fans in front of the theatre which is a famous tradition at the festival.
We are still trying to figure out who and why anyone would ask the volunteers to turn away from Madonna. She was never and would never ask anyone to do that ever."--- Liz Rosenberg

u know what's really dumb? people who believe in everything they read and start throwing rocks right away. who would believe in that shit?? I mean I know this woman is not the sweetest in the world...but come on...in the internet age.

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sounds totally made-up.

someone will beleive it though...

go2theMax said:

u know what's really dumb? people who believe in everything they read and start throwing rocks right away. who would believe in that shit?? I mean I know this woman is not the sweetest in the world...but come on...in the internet age.

Exactly.

Absolutely pathetic behaviour if true....

If she's that insecure that what the hell is she doing in the limelight?!

I'd expect this from Prince but not Maddy

go2theMax said:

u know what's really dumb? people who believe in everything they read and start throwing rocks right away. who would believe in that shit?? I mean I know this woman is not the sweetest in the world...but come on...in the internet age.

go2theMax said:

u know what's really dumb? people who believe in everything they read and start throwing rocks right away. who would believe in that shit?? I mean I know this woman is not the sweetest in the world...but come on...in the internet age.

I know right?

paisleypark4 said:

I want to see the receipts

This never even gets old for me:

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RKJCNE said:

paisleypark4 said:

I want to see the receipts

This never even gets old for me:

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sosgemini said:

Man, her face is morphing into something powerfully wrong.

morphin

yeah madonna still looks good though, and relatively young. but don't focus to closely on the temple region of her face. i guess the doctors of the plastic have to be very careful when updating the side of the head behind the eyes

oh well, lady madonna doesn't have to dwell on it, she's got instant money always at hand and if she feels down she can go on a shopping spree in paris, then have dinner in milan later that evening. also if she gets depressed she can go to a temple of her choice and meditate.

yet in the madness of it all i still admire madonna. she's definently a pioneer and an icon.

Either look at stone, or be turned to stone. Not that hard of a decision.