SCNDLS said:

kitbradley said:

So, it's my understanding that it's because of this sex tape that she became a star, right? No one had really heard of her before this? If that's the case, I need to make a sex tape of my own with some football player or something and put it out on the internet. Then, I can have my own reality show where I whine about nothing and become a millionaire.

That's a good start but u also need a mama with a skrong pimp hand who has no reservations about whoring u out to the highest bidder. Gotta luv that Kris.

Oh. I don't know if my mama would be willing to do that. She's a church going woman. But, they just cut her hours on the job so she may be willing. Desparate times call for deparate measures.

Graycap23 said:

SCNDLS said:

lavender1983 said: Oh and u can't be a black girl cuz ain't no way in he'll a sista could come up on this level and be embraced/celebrated by America and Madison ave on the strength of juggling rayj's nuts in her mouf.

Of course not..........look at the loot Lewink$i made.

Who?

phunkdaddy said:

Graycap23 said:

Of course not..........look at the loot Lewink$i made.

Who?

The ex-president's mistress...

Timmy84 said:

phunkdaddy said:

Who?

The ex-president's mistress...

I knew.

I had totally forgotten about her.

kitbradley said:

SCNDLS said:

kitbradley said: That's a good start but u also need a mama with a skrong pimp hand who has no reservations about whoring u out to the highest bidder. Gotta luv that Kris.

Oh. I don't know if my mama would be willing to do that. She's a church going woman. But, they just cut her hours on the job so she may be willing. Desparate times call for deparate measures.

She'll have you on the corner b4 you know it. Sounds like your strategy is in place.

Identity said:

funkycat00 said:

Is that...Pete from Smallville?

Indeed. And here's "Pete" in action (NSFW).

My man Pete(r) Ross.......

Just got a year in the pen 4 drugs......

[Edited 9/10/11 16:37pm]

The prosecutor wanted to give him 5 years or more. He loaned money to an old friend who, unbeknownst to him, had close ties to drug-dealing operations. That's what he's claiming.