SEANMAN said:

Militant said:

These so called disses are just pop culture parody. They aren't supposed to be taken as serious insults and nobody with half a brain does.

And he's been doing it since DAY FUCKING ONE. Remember "My Name Is" from his debut in '99?

"My brain's that way, I'm tryna get my head straight, but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate"

"Got pissed off, ripped Pamela Lee's tits off, slapped her so hard her clothes went backwards like Kriss Kross"

It's nothing new. Sensitive fans of artists always get pissed off and he keeps getting the attention from it so he keeps doing it. Shit, you're not really relevant in pop culture till Eminem makes fun of you, it's like Weird Al.

And when Eminem has a SERIOUS beef, he doesn't give a fuck about whether they would kick his ass. Guess y'all forgot when he was beefing with Benzino, the former co-owner of "The Source" and a notorious Boston gangmember who basically strong-armed his way to the top of a magazine empire with his RSO crew in the 90s by extorting the owner, Dave Mays and forcing him to always include articles about his "Made Men" rap crew.... when Benzino's own albums didn't sell, he tried to pimp out his kid Ray Ray as a child rapper..... Eminem called him out on ALL that shit.

And that shit was VICIOUS. Since y'all don't seem to know what a real Eminem diss sounds like, here's one. I remember my jaw dropping to the floor when I heard this drop when their beef was at it's peak. I wouldn't have been shocked if he would have got taken out for this. But he had already had 50 Cent watching his back by this time and enough millions to hire the best security if he needed to.

Sorry, but I could really give two shits about Eminem's music. Okay, he's gone hardcore on someone. Whoopdeedoo. When I think of him, I think of his intimate moment with Sasha Baron Cohen...

I cheered when I saw that.

He took a dose of his own medicine, and not surprisingly, he didn't have a sense of humor about it, even though folks were supposed to have a sense of humor about his music

Harlepolis said:

SEANMAN said:

Sorry, but I could really give two shits about Eminem's music. Okay, he's gone hardcore on someone. Whoopdeedoo. When I think of him, I think of his intimate moment with Sasha Baron Cohen...

I cheered when I saw that.

He took a dose of his own medicine, and not surprisingly, he didn't have a sense of humor about it, even though folks were supposed to have a sense of humor about his music

I dunno I always thought that looked set up as all hell...that was suspect.

paisleypark4 said:

Harlepolis said:

I cheered when I saw that.

He took a dose of his own medicine, and not surprisingly, he didn't have a sense of humor about it, even though folks were supposed to have a sense of humor about his music

I dunno I always thought that looked set up as all hell...that was suspect.

Of course it was, his facial expression from that pic alone tells me he didn't see that anus attack coming

paisleypark4 said:

Harlepolis said:

I cheered when I saw that.

He took a dose of his own medicine, and not surprisingly, he didn't have a sense of humor about it, even though folks were supposed to have a sense of humor about his music

I dunno I always thought that looked set up as all hell...that was suspect.

It was set up like that. It was another attention-grabbing attempt by Eminem. Like when Conan's dog Triumph was trying to start something with him.

SEANMAN said:

Militant said:

You just made yourself look foolish but putting all kinds of words in my mouth. Musical messiah? Nope, never said it or anything of the sort. Whereas you are the one who gets angry every time anything is said about Gaga other than sucking her off. And I'm the one who has musical messiahs..... riiiiiiiiiiiight. If anyone would be my musical messiah it's Prince and MJ anyway.

Therefore the rest of your comment is completely invalid. Try harder next time. You seem to be very angry for someone who does not care. So take a chill pill, Bill.

Guess again, skippy. You're the one who came at me because of something I said about Eminem, ASSuming that I said it because I'm a "Lady Gaga stan". No, friend, I said it because it's what I OBSERVE. Everything else is all in your delusional little head. And I'm the angry one? Chile, it's called lithium. Invest in it and use it.

Still ranting?

Militant said:

SEANMAN said:

Guess again, skippy. You're the one who came at me because of something I said about Eminem, ASSuming that I said it because I'm a "Lady Gaga stan". No, friend, I said it because it's what I OBSERVE. Everything else is all in your delusional little head. And I'm the angry one? Chile, it's called lithium. Invest in it and use it.

Still ranting?

DULY DEFEATED. ^^^ The end.

I actually had to look up that Cohen thing, I had never heard of it, much less seen it.

It was hilarious, but I feel ashamed for laughing at it - truth is, honestly that was a pretty fucked up thing to do. Imagine if a random stranger launched themselves into your lap and put their bare ass right in your face, all of us that laughed at it wouldn't find it so funny then.

Sure, some folks may not like him, but that doesn't give them a free pass to borderline assault the dude and publically humiliate him in a room full of people.

SEANMAN said:

Militant said:

Still ranting?

DULY DEFEATED. ^^^ The end.

Hahaha! I think it's pretty obvious in this thread who got "defeated" when the conversation went like this:

You: *makes completely false point*

Me: *Proves that point is wrong*

You: *"I don't care!"*

Call me when you can debate better than a 6 year old.

Militant said:

SEANMAN said:

DULY DEFEATED. ^^^ The end.

Hahaha! I think it's pretty obvious in this thread who got "defeated" when the conversation went like this:

You: *makes completely false point*

Me: *Proves that point is wrong*

You: *"I don't care!"*

Call me when you can debate better than a 6 year old.

It's sad that your only retort when I verbally decimated you before was "Britney is NOT my musical messiah! Waaaahh!!!" All the while, COMPLETELY ignoring the fact that you were proven to be an idiot IN THE WRONG for coming after me with some deluded "Gaga Stan" bullshit in your head. Face it, you got mad because I told the truth...Eminem's public "beefs" and "satires" are only with non-threatening people. Oh, that's right, he came hard for the editor (or whatever) of The Source magazine once.

What's funnier is that your lame ass "still ranting" retort came HOURS after my previous response. I had long forgotten about this petty shit when you decided to bump this useless thread to the top again with your bullshit. Take a hike, Jack. Or Militant. Or whatever the hell you call yourself.

Oh and in regards to that mtv prank....I sooooo fell for that...Eminem was a really good actor and very convincing because I believed he was truly pissed off and he looked like he wanted to go shoot someone.....or better yet put them in the trunk of his car and drive off the edge of a cliff.....it was a good one.

lavender1983 said:

Oh and in regards to that mtv prank....I sooooo fell for that...Eminem was a really good actor and very convincing because I believed he was truly pissed off and he looked like he wanted to go shoot someone.....or better yet put them in the trunk of his car and drive off the edge of a cliff.....it was a good one.

That's just it. I know his "disses" are just sattire, and that most of those stunts he does are planned (although the Sasha B. Cohen one got me, because I, too, thought it was real). But, my original point was that he only "satires" and beefs with non-threatening people. Someone even made the point before I did. All this back and forth is for the birds.

SEANMAN said:

lavender1983 said:

Oh and in regards to that mtv prank....I sooooo fell for that...Eminem was a really good actor and very convincing because I believed he was truly pissed off and he looked like he wanted to go shoot someone.....or better yet put them in the trunk of his car and drive off the edge of a cliff.....it was a good one.

That's just it. I know his "disses" are just sattire, and that most of those stunts he does are planned (although the Sasha B. Cohen one got me, because I, too, thought it was real). But, my original point was that he only "satires" and beefs with non-threatening people. Someone even made the point before I did. All this back and forth is for the birds.

Yea pretty much everyone who was around in 1999 when he first burst onto the scene knows that has always been his thing....I dug him too...Loved 8 mile and Lose Yourself....the whole she bang at that time...I thought he was funny and different.......But I've been so over him for a long time so it's whatever

lavender1983 said:

SEANMAN said:

That's just it. I know his "disses" are just sattire, and that most of those stunts he does are planned (although the Sasha B. Cohen one got me, because I, too, thought it was real). But, my original point was that he only "satires" and beefs with non-threatening people. Someone even made the point before I did. All this back and forth is for the birds.

Yea pretty much everyone who was around in 1999 when he first burst onto the scene knows that has always been his thing....I dug him too...Loved 8 mile and Lose Yourself....the whole she bang at that time...I thought he was funny and different.......But I've been so over him for a long time so it's whatever

Exactly

SEANMAN said:

Militant said:

You just made yourself look foolish but putting all kinds of words in my mouth. Musical messiah? Nope, never said it or anything of the sort. Whereas you are the one who gets angry every time anything is said about Gaga other than sucking her off. And I'm the one who has musical messiahs..... riiiiiiiiiiiight. If anyone would be my musical messiah it's Prince and MJ anyway.

Therefore the rest of your comment is completely invalid. Try harder next time. You seem to be very angry for someone who does not care. So take a chill pill, Bill.

Guess again, skippy. You're the one who came at me because of something I said about Eminem, ASSuming that I said it because I'm a "Lady Gaga stan". No, friend, I said it because it's what I OBSERVE. Everything else is all in your delusional little head. And I'm the angry one? Chile, it's called lithium. Invest in it and use it.

U have the nerve 2 say u're not a gaga stan...geeez man, at least assume that fact..have some balls, lil monster, u were born this way

go2theMax said:

SEANMAN said:

Guess again, skippy. You're the one who came at me because of something I said about Eminem, ASSuming that I said it because I'm a "Lady Gaga stan". No, friend, I said it because it's what I OBSERVE. Everything else is all in your delusional little head. And I'm the angry one? Chile, it's called lithium. Invest in it and use it.

U have the nerve 2 say u're not a gaga stan...geeez man, at least assume that fact..have some balls, lil monster, u were born this way

At first it was cute, but now you're really starting to be that proverbial thorn in my side. I meant it in the other thread (in which you're also bird-dogging me to the point of brutal annoyance) when I said that you need to find something more constructive to do with your time. Read a book. Write poetry. See a shrink. Something. Anything. Because right now, you just look pathetic.

You call me a Gaga stan when most of your posting history is nothing but Lady Gaga? GTFOOH! True, you're always in her threads throwing mad shade, but you clearly must like something about her. I mean, why else waste so much of your time on someone you don't like? Oh, and by the way, I'm not a "monster", but I don't apologize for liking Gaga's music. I revel in it, and I rub it in your hating face . Don't hate the player, dude. Hate the game.

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This isnt 1999 Em this is 2011 LOL

armpit said:

I actually had to look up that Cohen thing, I had never heard of it, much less seen it.

It was hilarious, but I feel ashamed for laughing at it - truth is, honestly that was a pretty fucked up thing to do. Imagine if a random stranger launched themselves into your lap and put their bare ass right in your face, all of us that laughed at it wouldn't find it so funny then.

Sure, some folks may not like him, but that doesn't give them a free pass to borderline assault the dude and publically humiliate him in a room full of people.

That "Cohen thing" was staged as hell. If it wasn't, Eminem is either an absolute punk and will never be anything othre than an absolute punk, or he has publicly responded to SBC in some way that I am unfamiliar with. Seriously, could any perceived slight from Gaga or Beiber begin to approach a man dropping from the ceiling in a jock strap and making you wear his ass as a shirt collar? Not that Sasha B. Cohen doesn't make for a delicious shirt collar, but I thougt Em was tossing salad on the down low. What a waste of a human being he is most days, except for his cute little homophobic booty. I think he has taken a few jokes, if you know what Tracy Morgan means.

SEANMAN said:

go2theMax said:

U have the nerve 2 say u're not a gaga stan...geeez man, at least assume that fact..have some balls, lil monster, u were born this way

At first it was cute, but now you're really starting to be that proverbial thorn in my side. I meant it in the other thread (in which you're also bird-dogging me to the point of brutal annoyance) when I said that you need to find something more constructive to do with your time. Read a book. Write poetry. See a shrink. Something. Anything. Because right now, you just look pathetic.

You call me a Gaga stan when most of your posting history is nothing but Lady Gaga? GTFOOH! True, you're always in her threads throwing mad shade, but you clearly must like something about her. I mean, why else waste so much of your time on someone you don't like? Oh, and by the way, I'm not a "monster", but I don't apologize for liking Gaga's music. I revel in it, and I rub it in your hating face . Don't hate the player, dude. Hate the game.

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YAAAS DRAAAG her!

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SEANMAN said:

go2theMax said:

U have the nerve 2 say u're not a gaga stan...geeez man, at least assume that fact..have some balls, lil monster, u were born this way

At first it was cute, but now you're really starting to be that proverbial thorn in my side. I meant it in the other thread (in which you're also bird-dogging me to the point of brutal annoyance) when I said that you need to find something more constructive to do with your time. Read a book. Write poetry. See a shrink. Something. Anything. Because right now, you just look pathetic.

You call me a Gaga stan when most of your posting history is nothing but Lady Gaga? GTFOOH! True, you're always in her threads throwing mad shade, but you clearly must like something about her. I mean, why else waste so much of your time on someone you don't like? Oh, and by the way, I'm not a "monster", but I don't apologize for liking Gaga's music. I revel in it, and I rub it in your hating face . Don't hate the player, dude. Hate the game.

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I look pathetic? oh, these stans cheer me up

I’m an Eminem fan he has not really did the poking fun thing in a while why he back on it lol I’m not feeling this line lol. I think Mariah was one of the last ones he went in on. This is his trademark I’m used to it. People got to be careful when Gaga involved though lmao.

go2theMax said:

SEANMAN said:

Guess again, skippy. You're the one who came at me because of something I said about Eminem, ASSuming that I said it because I'm a "Lady Gaga stan". No, friend, I said it because it's what I OBSERVE. Everything else is all in your delusional little head. And I'm the angry one? Chile, it's called lithium. Invest in it and use it.

U have the nerve 2 say u're not a gaga stan...geeez man, at least assume that fact..have some balls, lil monster, u were born this way

oh goodness. stop

SEANMAN said:

Sorry, but I could really give two shits about Eminem's music. Okay, he's gone hardcore on someone. Whoopdeedoo. When I think of him, I think of his intimate moment with Sasha Baron Cohen...

SURVEY SAID: Not gangsta!

go2theMax said:

SEANMAN said:

At first it was cute, but now you're really starting to be that proverbial thorn in my side. I meant it in the other thread (in which you're also bird-dogging me to the point of brutal annoyance) when I said that you need to find something more constructive to do with your time. Read a book. Write poetry. See a shrink. Something. Anything. Because right now, you just look pathetic.

You call me a Gaga stan when most of your posting history is nothing but Lady Gaga? GTFOOH! True, you're always in her threads throwing mad shade, but you clearly must like something about her. I mean, why else waste so much of your time on someone you don't like? Oh, and by the way, I'm not a "monster", but I don't apologize for liking Gaga's music. I revel in it, and I rub it in your hating face . Don't hate the player, dude. Hate the game.

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I look pathetic? oh, these stans cheer me up

Survey says...YES! You interject, as wrong as two left shoes, into a convo I had with someone else (someone just as deluded as you are), and make yourself look stupid. Yes, that qualifies as pathiectic. But don't be down, boo. Sure, you got read in front of all of these people, but life still goes on.

SEANMAN said:

go2theMax said:

I look pathetic? oh, these stans cheer me up

Survey says...YES! You interject, as wrong as two left shoes, into a convo I had with someone else (someone just as deluded as you are), and make yourself look stupid. Yes, that qualifies as pathiectic. But don't be down, boo. Sure, you got read in front of all of these people, but life still goes on.

man...u answer like a girl would..blah blah blah twisted pants blah blah blah u stupid blah blah...I have my kicks reading ur answers

SEANMAN said:

Militant said:

Hahaha! I think it's pretty obvious in this thread who got "defeated" when the conversation went like this:

You: *makes completely false point*

Me: *Proves that point is wrong*

You: *"I don't care!"*

Call me when you can debate better than a 6 year old.

It's sad that your only retort when I verbally decimated you before was "Britney is NOT my musical messiah! Waaaahh!!!" All the while, COMPLETELY ignoring the fact that you were proven to be an idiot IN THE WRONG for coming after me with some deluded "Gaga Stan" bullshit in your head. Face it, you got mad because I told the truth...Eminem's public "beefs" and "satires" are only with non-threatening people. Oh, that's right, he came hard for the editor (or whatever) of The Source magazine once.

What's funnier is that your lame ass "still ranting" retort came HOURS after my previous response. I had long forgotten about this petty shit when you decided to bump this useless thread to the top again with your bullshit. Take a hike, Jack. Or Militant. Or whatever the hell you call yourself.

LMFAO at "verbally decimated". Get off the internet and go "verbally decimate" some people with your juvenile lack of style and see how quickly you get slapped, kid.

And yeah, you're a Gaga stan. If I wasn't the only one saying it - then it would be all good. But it's hilariously obvious to everyone on this entire.damn.board. Why in the hell would I be mad because Eminem makes fun of pop culture folks? How does that make ANY sense? You're the one that's mad that he made fun of someone YOU like. And Eminem had proper beefs with Canibus, Insane Clown Posse, Cage, Ja Rule, Esham, Twiztid and Royce Da 5-9 (altho they cool again now) and many others who would all match him in a physical fight if not kick his ass. Those were all serious beefs. That enough people for ya? Man the fuck up when you're the one that's clearly been proven stupid for being wrong with that "Eminem only attacks people who won't kick his ass" idiotic nonsense.

....take a hike? LOL

Militant said:

SEANMAN said:

It's sad that your only retort when I verbally decimated you before was "Britney is NOT my musical messiah! Waaaahh!!!" All the while, COMPLETELY ignoring the fact that you were proven to be an idiot IN THE WRONG for coming after me with some deluded "Gaga Stan" bullshit in your head. Face it, you got mad because I told the truth...Eminem's public "beefs" and "satires" are only with non-threatening people. Oh, that's right, he came hard for the editor (or whatever) of The Source magazine once.

What's funnier is that your lame ass "still ranting" retort came HOURS after my previous response. I had long forgotten about this petty shit when you decided to bump this useless thread to the top again with your bullshit. Take a hike, Jack. Or Militant. Or whatever the hell you call yourself.

LMFAO at "verbally decimated". Get off the internet and go "verbally decimate" some people with your juvenile lack of style and see how quickly you get slapped, kid.

And yeah, you're a Gaga stan. If I wasn't the only one saying it - then it would be all good. But it's hilariously obvious to everyone on this entire.damn.board. Why in the hell would I be mad because Eminem makes fun of pop culture folks? How does that make ANY sense? You're the one that's mad that he made fun of someone YOU like. And Eminem had proper beefs with Canibus, Insane Clown Posse, Cage, Ja Rule, Esham, Twiztid and Royce Da 5-9 (altho they cool again now) and many others who would all match him in a physical fight if not kick his ass. Those were all serious beefs. That enough people for ya? Man the fuck up when you're the one that's clearly been proven stupid for being wrong with that "Eminem only attacks people who won't kick his ass" idiotic nonsense.

....take a hike? LOL

And, you're an Em stan. None of those people were on his level only Ja. And, he was coppin pleas at the end of that one.



"When I say 'toy soldiers,' the phrase, it's symbolic to all of us in this rap game (see "Eminem Album Preview: Ha...ed Shady?"); just being pawns almost, it feels like," Eminem explained a couple of weeks ago, standing in the middle of Detroit's Ford Field. "A lot of times when rappers have beef, their sales incline. So meanwhile big record labels and heads of record labels, they benefit off this. They go home at night and they can sleep. They can rest their heads, and they can rest easy knowing that they are selling records. Meanwhile, we're really out here.

"We're out here, and when we're not out here, some of our people are out here," Em continued. "Usually, nine times out of 10, somebody out of someone's entourage meets up with someone from somebody else's entourage. Usually the innocent people that really ain't got that much to do with it — besides affiliation — end up getting hurt or killed. So ['Like Toy Soliders'] was, metaphorically speaking, my way of saying, 'Before this goes any further, I'm done with it.'

He knew Ja and Benzino could handle him on the street. What's worse Ja handled him on the mic. You claim your mom's a drug addict and Kim's a slut. So what's Hailie gonna be when she grows up. Case in point, there were two people on Mariah's Obessed song. We all saw him go at Mariah. However, he had not a word for Sir Gucci. Brrrrrrrrrr indeed.

Militant said:

SEANMAN said:

It's sad that your only retort when I verbally decimated you before was "Britney is NOT my musical messiah! Waaaahh!!!" All the while, COMPLETELY ignoring the fact that you were proven to be an idiot IN THE WRONG for coming after me with some deluded "Gaga Stan" bullshit in your head. Face it, you got mad because I told the truth...Eminem's public "beefs" and "satires" are only with non-threatening people. Oh, that's right, he came hard for the editor (or whatever) of The Source magazine once.

What's funnier is that your lame ass "still ranting" retort came HOURS after my previous response. I had long forgotten about this petty shit when you decided to bump this useless thread to the top again with your bullshit. Take a hike, Jack. Or Militant. Or whatever the hell you call yourself.

LMFAO at "verbally decimated". Get off the internet and go "verbally decimate" some people with your juvenile lack of style and see how quickly you get slapped, kid.

And yeah, you're a Gaga stan. If I wasn't the only one saying it - then it would be all good. But it's hilariously obvious to everyone on this entire.damn.board. Why in the hell would I be mad because Eminem makes fun of pop culture folks? How does that make ANY sense? You're the one that's mad that he made fun of someone YOU like. And Eminem had proper beefs with Canibus, Insane Clown Posse, Cage, Ja Rule, Esham, Twiztid and Royce Da 5-9 (altho they cool again now) and many others who would all match him in a physical fight if not kick his ass. Those were all serious beefs. That enough people for ya? Man the fuck up when you're the one that's clearly been proven stupid for being wrong with that "Eminem only attacks people who won't kick his ass" idiotic nonsense.

....take a hike? LOL

You're just a glutton for punishment, aren't you? What's hilarious to everyone on this board is how you took my initial comment of Eminem having beefs with non-threatening people and turned it into me saying it because I'm a "stan for Lady Gaga". I don't know if you have some insane weirdo crush on Em, or what, but when I made my initial statement, it had nothing to do with Lady Gaga. I could care less WHO Eminem makes fun of. He could rap about Ronald McDonald for all I care (he probably has), and it wouldn't make a difference to me. It's painfully obvious that you are too stupid to get that through your thick skull, but I guess trolling a board and representing yourself as the silly child that you are is how you get your kicks.

p.s. I'm noticing how you keep harping on the whole "kick his ass" thing. I can tell that's what "set you off". Is that a reminder of your past maybe? 'Cause with your personality, I can see how you would've gotten your ass kicked quite a bit.

* The highlighted bits of your "rant" are just to prove how wacko you are.