Eminem: 'A Kiss' Calls Lady Gaga 'Male Lady,' Disses Justin Bieber (LISTEN)

Posted: 06/ 7/11 11:36 AM ET

In his heyday, Eminem was known for his sensitive tales of hard knock living on the inside of his albums -- and his boastful, explicit callouts in his mega singles. Now that he's back to his Grammy-winning best, Slim Shady has slipped back into his diss track ways.

In his new single, "A Kiss," a leaked track off his "Hell: The Sequel" record with Bad Meets Evil partner Royce Da 5'9, Eminem goes straight for the pop culture jugular, dissing on Lady Gaga by dredging up the old, ridiculous rumors that she is a hermaphrodite.

"Tell Lady Gaga she can quit her job at the post office/ She's still a male lady," he raps. "Wouldn't f*ck her with her d*ck/ You heard it/ The verdict's in."

Well then. Of course, with the number one album in the world right now, Gaga probably doesn't mind what Shady has to say.

The rapper also takes on Justin Bieber in the song, saying that "evil seeps through him," and name checks Katy Perry -- though he's much friendlier in his address to her, to say the least.
Meanwhile, in perhaps even more ridiculous Eminem news, the Los Angeles Times reports that "Training Day" director Antoine Fuqua is negotiating a deal to direct the rapper's boxing movie, "Southpaw."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/07/eminem-a-kiss-lady-gaga-male-lady_n_872279.html

Wow! he said Gaga has a dick....he's so original....

OK, Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey, Moby, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga...

The Smurfs, Blanket and Willow Smith better look out, they may be next if Em continues mixing with this kinda rough trade.

allsmutaside said:

OK, Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey, Moby, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga...

The Smurfs, Blanket and Willow Smith better look out, they may be next if Em continues mixing with this kinda rough trade.

I was gonna say how it's pretty telling that he NEVER pics beefs with people who could (and would) kick his ass.

Remember when he said he almost released a Lil Wayne diss track to become relevant again...

This guy is pathertic.

Eminem his last record was great, he has raps good on this but the lyrics typical modern Lil Wayne Shit Hop crap... damn Em really?

What is dissing lil Bieber & GaGa & Perry

Is he going to diss little babies next

Someone warn Eminem this is 2011, not 2000? Thanks.

He is soooo fucking lame.

I guess this is what happens when a no talent idiot loses his supposedly 'creative' edge. Bloated with fame, he has nothing to fall back on but insults and ridicule.

Spinlight said:

I guess this is what happens when a no talent idiot loses his supposedly 'creative' edge. Bloated with fame, he has nothing to fall back on but insults and ridicule.

So true. But the sad part is, he's been doing this for years (only he used to do it cleverly). Ever since, Just Lose It, he really dropped off my radar.

OMG..ain't he scared of the lil monsters?? those hideous creatures will eat him alive!

I hear his next diss record is on the little Baby Jesus. That sounds awesome.

SEANMAN said:

allsmutaside said:

OK, Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey, Moby, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga...

The Smurfs, Blanket and Willow Smith better look out, they may be next if Em continues mixing with this kinda rough trade.

I was gonna say how it's pretty telling that he NEVER pics beefs with people who could (and would) kick his ass.

These so called disses are just pop culture parody. They aren't supposed to be taken as serious insults and nobody with half a brain does.

And he's been doing it since DAY FUCKING ONE. Remember "My Name Is" from his debut in '99?

"My brain's that way, I'm tryna get my head straight, but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate"

"Got pissed off, ripped Pamela Lee's tits off, slapped her so hard her clothes went backwards like Kriss Kross"

It's nothing new. Sensitive fans of artists always get pissed off and he keeps getting the attention from it so he keeps doing it. Shit, you're not really relevant in pop culture till Eminem makes fun of you, it's like Weird Al.

And when Eminem has a SERIOUS beef, he doesn't give a fuck about whether they would kick his ass. Guess y'all forgot when he was beefing with Benzino, the former co-owner of "The Source" and a notorious Boston gangmember who basically strong-armed his way to the top of a magazine empire with his RSO crew in the 90s by extorting the owner, Dave Mays and forcing him to always include articles about his "Made Men" rap crew.... when Benzino's own albums didn't sell, he tried to pimp out his kid Ray Ray as a child rapper..... Eminem called him out on ALL that shit.

And that shit was VICIOUS. Since y'all don't seem to know what a real Eminem diss sounds like, here's one. I remember my jaw dropping to the floor when I heard this drop when their beef was at it's peak. I wouldn't have been shocked if he would have got taken out for this. But he had already had 50 Cent watching his back by this time and enough millions to hire the best security if he needed to.

RKJCNE said:

Remember when he said he almost released a Lil Wayne diss track to become relevant again...

This guy is pathertic.

Unfortunately he never stopped being relevant, all his albums since his breakthrough, including his most recent, have been huge successes.

Militant said:

SEANMAN said:

I was gonna say how it's pretty telling that he NEVER pics beefs with people who could (and would) kick his ass.

These so called disses are just pop culture parody. They aren't supposed to be taken as serious insults and nobody with half a brain does.

And he's been doing it since DAY FUCKING ONE. Remember "My Name Is" from his debut in '99?

"My brain's that way, I'm tryna get my head straight, but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate"

"Got pissed off, ripped Pamela Lee's tits off, slapped her so hard her clothes went backwards like Kriss Kross"

It's nothing new. Sensitive fans of artists always get pissed off and he keeps getting the attention from it so he keeps doing it. Shit, you're not really relevant in pop culture till Eminem makes fun of you, it's like Weird Al.

And when Eminem has a SERIOUS beef, he doesn't give a fuck about whether they would kick his ass. Guess y'all forgot when he was beefing with Benzino, the former co-owner of "The Source" and a notorious Boston gangmember who basically strong-armed his way to the top of a magazine empire with his RSO crew in the 90s by extorting the owner, Dave Mays and forcing him to always include articles about his "Made Men" rap crew.... when Benzino's own albums didn't sell, he tried to pimp out his kid Ray Ray as a child rapper..... Eminem called him out on ALL that shit.

And that shit was VICIOUS. Since y'all don't seem to know what a real Eminem diss sounds like, here's one. I remember my jaw dropping to the floor when I heard this drop when their beef was at it's peak. I wouldn't have been shocked if he would have got taken out for this. But he had already had 50 Cent watching his back by this time and enough millions to hire the best security if he needed to.

Sorry, but I could really give two shits about Eminem's music. Okay, he's gone hardcore on someone. Whoopdeedoo. When I think of him, I think of his intimate moment with Sasha Baron Cohen...

SEANMAN said:

Militant said:

These so called disses are just pop culture parody. They aren't supposed to be taken as serious insults and nobody with half a brain does.

And he's been doing it since DAY FUCKING ONE. Remember "My Name Is" from his debut in '99?

"My brain's that way, I'm tryna get my head straight, but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate"

"Got pissed off, ripped Pamela Lee's tits off, slapped her so hard her clothes went backwards like Kriss Kross"

It's nothing new. Sensitive fans of artists always get pissed off and he keeps getting the attention from it so he keeps doing it. Shit, you're not really relevant in pop culture till Eminem makes fun of you, it's like Weird Al.

And when Eminem has a SERIOUS beef, he doesn't give a fuck about whether they would kick his ass. Guess y'all forgot when he was beefing with Benzino, the former co-owner of "The Source" and a notorious Boston gangmember who basically strong-armed his way to the top of a magazine empire with his RSO crew in the 90s by extorting the owner, Dave Mays and forcing him to always include articles about his "Made Men" rap crew.... when Benzino's own albums didn't sell, he tried to pimp out his kid Ray Ray as a child rapper..... Eminem called him out on ALL that shit.

And that shit was VICIOUS. Since y'all don't seem to know what a real Eminem diss sounds like, here's one. I remember my jaw dropping to the floor when I heard this drop when their beef was at it's peak. I wouldn't have been shocked if he would have got taken out for this. But he had already had 50 Cent watching his back by this time and enough millions to hire the best security if he needed to.

Sorry, but I could really give two shits about Eminem's music. Okay, he's gone hardcore on someone. Whoopdeedoo. When I think of him, I think of his intimate moment with Sasha Baron Cohen...

go2theMax said:

oooh..the monsters play rough

No monster, but definately a Gaga fan. I've not even listened to the Eminem song. It doesn't matter to me if he speaks on Gaga in his new song or not. I just find it funny that he usually pokes fun at non-threatening people.

I couldn't care less if you like it or not. I don't like all his music either, though I think his first two albums are among the greatest hip-hop albums of all time.

I just wanted to let you know that you were wrong about him "beefing" with people who won't kick his ass, and this his pop culture jabs aren't supposed to be actual disses.

....and you know that Bruno thing was a setup, right? It's called satire - poking fun at the people who think he's homophobic etc. Em's a clown, and to take his pop culture jabs seriously is missing the point and makes you look like.... oh, what's that word Marshall invented? Oh yeah... a stan.

Militant said:

I couldn't care less if you like it or not. I don't like all his music either, though I think his first two albums are among the greatest hip-hop albums of all time.

I just wanted to let you know that you were wrong about him "beefing" with people who won't kick his ass, and this his pop culture jabs aren't supposed to be actual disses.

....and you know that Bruno thing was a setup, right? It's called satire - poking fun at the people who think he's homophobic etc. Em's a clown, and to take his pop culture jabs seriously is missing the point and makes you look like.... oh, what's that word Marshall invented? Oh yeah... a stan.

lmao

SEANMAN said:

go2theMax said:

oooh..the monsters play rough

No monster, but definately a Gaga fan. I've not even listened to the Eminem song. It doesn't matter to me if he speaks on Gaga in his new song or not. I just find it funny that he usually pokes fun at non-threatening people.

He does it for attention. Doesn't sound like lots of folks are even that concerned with it. It's more like "oh hey Eminem welcome to 2011, this is not 2008, we're not on that shit anymore."

Militant said:

I couldn't care less if you like it or not. I don't like all his music either, though I think his first two albums are among the greatest hip-hop albums of all time.

I just wanted to let you know that you were wrong about him "beefing" with people who won't kick his ass, and this his pop culture jabs aren't supposed to be actual disses.

....and you know that Bruno thing was a setup, right? It's called satire - poking fun at the people who think he's homophobic etc. Em's a clown, and to take his pop culture jabs seriously is missing the point and makes you look like.... oh, what's that word Marshall invented? Oh yeah... a stan.

Whatever, Benzino picked that fight first and Em took the bait. After The Sauce, Benzino made some threats publically. He even leaked that old song Em had calling black girls mooncrickets and some more stuff. Em came back saying he had a black girlfriend, and tried to sue Benzino. Benzino gathered a bunch of Em's old friends in high school. They were all ready to testify that he never had a black girlfriend. Then the suit mysteriously got dropped. Eminem is bitchmade.

Militant said:

I couldn't care less if you like it or not. I don't like all his music either, though I think his first two albums are among the greatest hip-hop albums of all time.

I just wanted to let you know that you were wrong about him "beefing" with people who won't kick his ass, and this his pop culture jabs aren't supposed to be actual disses.

....and you know that Bruno thing was a setup, right? It's called satire - poking fun at the people who think he's homophobic etc. Em's a clown, and to take his pop culture jabs seriously is missing the point and makes you look like.... oh, what's that word Marshall invented? Oh yeah... a stan.

I love that your panties are twisted up in knots for absolutely NOTHING. My initial comments seemed to have inflamed you, which is too bad, because they were not intended as such. I commented that, from MY (<--operative word) point of view, whenever Em goes on the verbal warpath (satire or otherwise) it's with non-threatening people. I had no clue that he had dissed some Source magazine mogul, nor do I care. And it has nothing to do with me being an alleged "stan" (where the hell you got that from my initial comments is baffling), it's just an observation. Oh, but you're the guy who thinks Britney is a musical messiah, right? GTFOOH, clown.

I'm always gonna think Eminem is awesome, that's never gonna change. But yeah, even I'm kinda like "Why go after Gaga and Bieber".

Militant said:

I couldn't care less if you like it or not. I don't like all his music either, though I think his first two albums are among the greatest hip-hop albums of all time.

I just wanted to let you know that you were wrong about him "beefing" with people who won't kick his ass, and this his pop culture jabs aren't supposed to be actual disses.

....and you know that Bruno thing was a setup, right? It's called satire - poking fun at the people who think he's homophobic etc. Em's a clown, and to take his pop culture jabs seriously is missing the point and makes you look like.... oh, what's that word Marshall invented? Oh yeah... a stan.

You have a point friend! What most non-Em fans do not realise is that he has ALWAYS been doing this and that he never takes it seriosuly as the media and critics do...in the same song Em will talk about how messed up he is, or even about chaining Lil Bow Wow in the basement for his pleasure.

This time though it just seems like old news and that he could have found better funny lines.

SEANMAN said:

Militant said:

I couldn't care less if you like it or not. I don't like all his music either, though I think his first two albums are among the greatest hip-hop albums of all time.

I just wanted to let you know that you were wrong about him "beefing" with people who won't kick his ass, and this his pop culture jabs aren't supposed to be actual disses.

....and you know that Bruno thing was a setup, right? It's called satire - poking fun at the people who think he's homophobic etc. Em's a clown, and to take his pop culture jabs seriously is missing the point and makes you look like.... oh, what's that word Marshall invented? Oh yeah... a stan.

I love that your panties are twisted up in knots for absolutely NOTHING. My initial comments seemed to have inflamed you, which is too bad, because they were not intended as such. I commented that, from MY (<--operative word) point of view, whenever Em goes on the verbal warpath (satire or otherwise) it's with non-threatening people. I had no clue that he had dissed some Source magazine mogul, nor do I care. And it has nothing to do with me being an alleged "stan" (where the hell you got that from my initial comments is baffling), it's just an observation. Oh, but you're the guy who thinks Britney is a musical messiah, right? GTFOOH, clown.

You just made yourself look foolish but putting all kinds of words in my mouth. Musical messiah? Nope, never said it or anything of the sort. Whereas you are the one who gets angry every time anything is said about Gaga other than sucking her off. And I'm the one who has musical messiahs..... riiiiiiiiiiiight. If anyone would be my musical messiah it's Prince and MJ anyway.

Therefore the rest of your comment is completely invalid. Try harder next time. You seem to be very angry for someone who does not care. So take a chill pill, Bill.

Militant said:

SEANMAN said:

I love that your panties are twisted up in knots for absolutely NOTHING. My initial comments seemed to have inflamed you, which is too bad, because they were not intended as such. I commented that, from MY (<--operative word) point of view, whenever Em goes on the verbal warpath (satire or otherwise) it's with non-threatening people. I had no clue that he had dissed some Source magazine mogul, nor do I care. And it has nothing to do with me being an alleged "stan" (where the hell you got that from my initial comments is baffling), it's just an observation. Oh, but you're the guy who thinks Britney is a musical messiah, right? GTFOOH, clown.

You just made yourself look foolish but putting all kinds of words in my mouth. Musical messiah? Nope, never said it or anything of the sort. Whereas you are the one who gets angry every time anything is said about Gaga other than sucking her off. And I'm the one who has musical messiahs..... riiiiiiiiiiiight. If anyone would be my musical messiah it's Prince and MJ anyway.

Therefore the rest of your comment is completely invalid. Try harder next time. You seem to be very angry for someone who does not care. So take a chill pill, Bill.

Guess again, skippy. You're the one who came at me because of something I said about Eminem, ASSuming that I said it because I'm a "Lady Gaga stan". No, friend, I said it because it's what I OBSERVE. Everything else is all in your delusional little head. And I'm the angry one? Chile, it's called lithium. Invest in it and use it.

RKJCNE said:

Remember when he said he almost released a Lil Wayne diss track to become relevant again...

This guy is pathertic.

Very Pathetic.. He is always talkin ISH. I wish he would do that to someone who really clock him... he playing games this is 2011 not 1999 LOL