Alright now, Ronald Isley has become a motherfucking joke and disgrace these days with his soft dick, sellout ass. The motherfucker can't get hard these days to save his life. That's alright though because Andy's got some Viagara for his ass and I'm gonna get that motherfucker up tonight as hard as he was back in the day.

Click the link to hear my mix of when The Isley Brothers were some strong, hard dick motherfuckers....

http://vain-andy85122.podomatic.com/

Well hell, I don't know what's the matter after I downloaded Firefox. The link isn't showing up as a link. I'm still trying to figure things out. Anyway, click the second link in my signature line.

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The fade on "The Pride"---->"I Wanna Be With You"

JamFanHot said:

The fade on "The Pride"---->"I Wanna Be With You"

Oh, just wait, some trainwrecks are coming up. Those are some hard songs to mix because they have those guitar solos and if you don't catch the breakdown at just the right moment when there's no guitar, it's a wreck.

Hell, Ron's lame dick won't be the only one rising after listening to this mix.

neo-stool, i've heard it all.

vainandy said:

JamFanHot said:

The fade on "The Pride"---->"I Wanna Be With You"

Oh, just wait, some trainwrecks are coming up. Those are some hard songs to mix because they have those guitar solos and if you don't catch the breakdown at just the right moment when there's no guitar, it's a wreck.

Naw naw naw....ain't no wracks with the T-Neck shit. Just the cream (pun intended ). Nice work. Enjoyed this while playin cards tonight.

Sweet. Ron Isley nowadays is one perpetual Midlife Crisis havin' ass Negro, but back in the day he, Ernie and the boys' couldn't do any wrong!

Love the mix. This is a nice Saturday morning treat I didn't expect. This is gonna get some spins this weekend. The only Isley bros album I ever had was the Real Deal, I think I need to dig into some Isleys.

Andy mentioned his Isely's mix was "ruff" in spots; hell the funk ain't suppose to be smooth. This thread deserves a round the world double snap bump.

Give me the funky on purpose, grittier, rawer Ronald over the pussy ass wimp contemporary R&B singer thinking he's some "gangsta".

Both he and Patti need ass whuppings for thinking that.

THIS MIX IS FUNKIN' TIGHT!!!!

TD3 said:

Hell, Ron's lame dick won't be the only one rising after listening to this mix.

neo-stool, i've heard it all.

Paris9748430 said:

Sweet. Ron Isley nowadays is one perpetual Midlife Crisis havin' ass Negro, but back in the day he, Ernie and the boys' couldn't do any wrong!

You ain't lyin'!

Funkcreep said:

Love the mix. This is a nice Saturday morning treat I didn't expect. This is gonna get some spins this weekend. The only Isley bros album I ever had was the Real Deal, I think I need to dig into some Isleys.

Oh yes, you need to go back and get all those 1970s and early 1980s albums until you reach the point of "The Real Deal". That was their last really great album. "Between The Sheets" is a pretty good one but it just ain't as strong as the ones before it.

Timmy84 said:

Give me the funky on purpose, grittier, rawer Ronald over the pussy ass wimp contemporary R&B singer thinking he's some "gangsta".

Both he and Patti need ass whuppings for thinking that.

THIS MIX IS FUNKIN' TIGHT!!!!

Oh, Ronald's done lost his damn mind. A few years ago, I was at an Isley Brothers concert and when he broke out with that Mr. Bigg bullshit, that's when I went to go piss some of my beer out. When I returned from the restroom, I stopped by the bar to get another drink and there was a line at the bar. Damn near everybody used that Mr. Bigg shit to go to the bar.

vainandy said:

Timmy84 said:

Give me the funky on purpose, grittier, rawer Ronald over the pussy ass wimp contemporary R&B singer thinking he's some "gangsta".

Both he and Patti need ass whuppings for thinking that.

THIS MIX IS FUNKIN' TIGHT!!!!

Oh, Ronald's done lost his damn mind. A few years ago, I was at an Isley Brothers concert and when he broke out with that Mr. Bigg bullshit, that's when I went to go piss some of my beer out. When I returned from the restroom, I stopped by the bar to get another drink and there was a line at the bar. Damn near everybody used that Mr. Bigg shit to go to the bar.

Mr. Biggs is boring. Ron should've quit while he was ahead.

Timmy84 said:

vainandy said:

Oh, Ronald's done lost his damn mind. A few years ago, I was at an Isley Brothers concert and when he broke out with that Mr. Bigg bullshit, that's when I went to go piss some of my beer out. When I returned from the restroom, I stopped by the bar to get another drink and there was a line at the bar. Damn near everybody used that Mr. Bigg shit to go to the bar.

Mr. Biggs is boring. Ron should've quit while he was ahead.

Unfortunately, it sold. However, the people buying it weren't the ones going to the concerts, or at least the concert that I was at. Damn near everybody in there was my age and older. We were all talking to each other in the line at the bar and joking how we had held our piss during the show and actually hoped he would do some Mr. Bigg shit so we would have a restroom break.

vainandy said:

Timmy84 said:

Mr. Biggs is boring. Ron should've quit while he was ahead.

Unfortunately, it sold. However, the people buying it weren't the ones going to the concerts, or at least the concert that I was at. Damn near everybody in there was my age and older. We were all talking to each other in the line at the bar and joking how we had held our piss during the show and actually hoped he would do some Mr. Bigg shit so we would have a restroom break.

The OLDER folks know what's up.

I saw so many bad reviews of Ron's concerts, so I'm not surprised.

Timmy84 said:

vainandy said:

Unfortunately, it sold. However, the people buying it weren't the ones going to the concerts, or at least the concert that I was at. Damn near everybody in there was my age and older. We were all talking to each other in the line at the bar and joking how we had held our piss during the show and actually hoped he would do some Mr. Bigg shit so we would have a restroom break.

The OLDER folks know what's up.

I saw so many bad reviews of Ron's concerts, so I'm not surprised.

So, in other words it's time for Ron to go to 'Quincy Jones Home' for retirees.

I don't think Ron can afford to retire tho: I'm sangin' because I'm broke.... will probably last for sometime.

Timmy84 said:

vainandy said:

Unfortunately, it sold. However, the people buying it weren't the ones going to the concerts, or at least the concert that I was at. Damn near everybody in there was my age and older. We were all talking to each other in the line at the bar and joking how we had held our piss during the show and actually hoped he would do some Mr. Bigg shit so we would have a restroom break.

The OLDER folks know what's up.

I saw so many bad reviews of Ron's concerts, so I'm not surprised.

The most recent Isley Brothers album I own is 1989's "Spend the Night". I'm not familiar with much of the material after that. Is this Mr. Bigg stuff something R. Kelly came up with when he was producing them?

kitbradley said:

Timmy84 said:

The OLDER folks know what's up.

I saw so many bad reviews of Ron's concerts, so I'm not surprised.

The most recent Isley Brothers album I own is 1989's "Spend the Night". I'm not familiar with much of the material after that. Is this Mr. Bigg stuff something R. Kelly came up with when he was producing them?

It was fun the first few years but it got tired real quick.

TD3 said:

Timmy84 said:

The OLDER folks know what's up.

I saw so many bad reviews of Ron's concerts, so I'm not surprised.

So, in other words it's time for Ron to go to 'Quincy Jones Home' for retirees.

I don't think Ron can afford to retire tho: I'm sangin' because I'm broke.... will probably last for sometime.

He had a lot of money at one point, should've learn how to save up instead of going on spending sprees like a fool. You know you have trouble when you end up borrowing your DEAD BROTHER'S ROYALTY CHECKS! Who knows how Kelly's sons still feel about their uncle doing that.