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We can stop shading Jermaine Jackson now. Well, about him being an alleged deadbeat dad. After being denied a returning visa for owing nearly $100,000 in back child support payments to his ex-wife, Jermaine says he has no up to date.
According to TMZ, sources close to the Prince of Hair Processors reached a settlement with Alejandra Jackson a month ago. The amount is said to be close to $80,000. Court documents filed last week confirm that he paid the same in full.

What was Janet doing overseas to raise funds? Kissing the rings of kings for their spare change? Or maybe Jermaine just couldn’t find any Sportin’ Waves at any of the beauty supply stores over there and the extra money magically appeared after some time. Whatever the case is — Jermaine you still get a “good for you.”

Alejandra, you still need to get a job, though, homie. I mean really, why don’t you work? Florida Evans made it do what it do after James died, it’s about time you do the same.

that article is hilarious

"Prince of Hair Processors"

scriptgirl said:

Or maybe Jermaine just couldn’t find any Sportin’ Waves at any of the beauty supply stores over there and the extra money magically appeared after some time. Whatever the case is — Jermaine you still get a “good for you.”

Alejandra, you still need to get a job, though, homie. I mean really, why don’t you work? Florida Evans made it do what it do after James died, it’s about time you do the same.

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scriptgirl said:

via TVOne

We can stop shading Jermaine Jackson now. Well, about him being an alleged deadbeat dad. After being denied a returning visa for owing nearly $100,000 in back child support payments to his ex-wife, Jermaine says he has no up to date.
According to TMZ, sources close to the Prince of Hair Processors reached a settlement with Alejandra Jackson a month ago. The amount is said to be close to $80,000. Court documents filed last week confirm that he paid the same in full.

What was Janet doing overseas to raise funds? Kissing the rings of kings for their spare change? Or maybe Jermaine just couldn’t find any Sportin’ Waves at any of the beauty supply stores over there and the extra money magically appeared after some time. Whatever the case is — Jermaine you still get a “good for you.”

Alejandra, you still need to get a job, though, homie. I mean really, why don’t you work? Florida Evans made it do what it do after James died, it’s about time you do the same.

U need that brush tho, the sportin' waves don't wave without the special brush.

Personally, I think they ran out of blue magic pomade...for his face.

HotGritz said:

scriptgirl said:

via TVOne

We can stop shading Jermaine Jackson now. Well, about him being an alleged deadbeat dad. After being denied a returning visa for owing nearly $100,000 in back child support payments to his ex-wife, Jermaine says he has no up to date.
According to TMZ, sources close to the Prince of Hair Processors reached a settlement with Alejandra Jackson a month ago. The amount is said to be close to $80,000. Court documents filed last week confirm that he paid the same in full.

What was Janet doing overseas to raise funds? Kissing the rings of kings for their spare change? Or maybe Jermaine just couldn’t find any Sportin’ Waves at any of the beauty supply stores over there and the extra money magically appeared after some time. Whatever the case is — Jermaine you still get a “good for you.”

Alejandra, you still need to get a job, though, homie. I mean really, why don’t you work? Florida Evans made it do what it do after James died, it’s about time you do the same.

U need that brush tho, the sportin' waves don't wave without the special brush.

Personally, I think they ran out of blue magic pomade...for his face.

oh that sporting wave stuff was part of the article-i didn't say it

I wonder why people always talk about Jermaine's hair, when Rod Stewart has had the same hairdo for almost 40 years.

^ Rod's hairdo isn't shellaced onto his head!

HotGritz said:

^ Rod's hairdo isn't shellaced onto his head!

HotGritz said:

^ Rod's hairdo isn't shellaced onto his head!

Jermaine's hair. That shit looks painted on. Especially the sides.

ThrillUorKillU said:

HotGritz said:

^ Rod's hairdo isn't shellaced onto his head!

Jermaine's hair. That shit looks painted on. Especially the sides.

Black spray paint with some PAM for extra gloss.

The Jermaine hair jokes never get old.

Good for him though...do the right thing JJ.

I keep tellin' ya'll....

TD3 said:

I keep tellin' ya'll....

The similarities are something, ain't they?

^

Dear God... what in the world does this man put in his hair?????

lavender1983 said:

^

Dear God... what in the world does this man put in his hair?????

Black tar and S-Curl.

Timmy84 said:

lavender1983 said:

^

Dear God... what in the world does this man put in his hair?????

Black tar and S-Curl.

Has to be right? More of black tar though....I refuse to believe they actually sell what he uses in stores.....Why does he think this is a cute look??? Oy!

HotGritz said:

ThrillUorKillU said:

Jermaine's hair. That shit looks painted on. Especially the sides.

Black spray paint with some PAM for extra gloss.

Yup, wont be suprised.

Silver highlights??

Timmy84 said:

lavender1983 said:

^

Dear God... what in the world does this man put in his hair?????

Black tar and S-Curl.

Heat up a hot comb and bumbers (a.k.a curling irons) on a stove and dipp it them into this stuff right hur, will keep deem fingerwaves in yo' head for year. 'Neither rain nor hail nor sleet nor snow nor heat of day nor tornado nor hurricane will undo your 'hairdo'.

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ThrillUorKillU said:

Silver highlights??

Blue Magic probably lol

TD3 said:

Timmy84 said:

Black tar and S-Curl.

Heat up a hot comb and bumbers (a.k.a curling irons) on a stove and dipp it them into this stuff right hur, will keep deem fingerwaves in yo' head for year. Neither rain nor hail nor sleet nor snow nor heat of day nor tornado nor hurricane will undo your 'hairdo'.

TD3 said:

Timmy84 said:

Black tar and S-Curl.

Heat up a hot comb and bumbers (a.k.a curling irons) on a stove and dipp it them into this stuff right hur, will keep deem fingerwaves in yo' head for year. Neither rain nor hail nor sleet nor snow nor heat of day nor tornado nor hurricane will undo your 'hairdo'.

Maybe he's upgraded to Let's Jam with the orange top!

Alright...alright! I will stop talking about his hair.

Why talk about his hair....

When you can talk about his face! Ooh weee he greee zZZZZZ!!!

Face so greasy they call him slip n slide!

Momma call him Crisco, Daddy call him Slick.

I heard Jermain had something to do with the price of oil droppin'!

HotGritz said:

Momma call him Crisco, Daddy call him Slick.

Ahahaha!

Timmy84 said:

ThrillUorKillU said:

Silver highlights??

Blue Magic probably lol

Way to go California Raisin- I'm gonna give you a trophy!

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he still a punk ass for putting his children and baby momma through all of this.

PAY YA DAMN CHILD SUPPORT NEXT TIME!

Ole greasy ass.....he so greasy....he use bacon as a band aid.

He so greasy he got a job as the poster boy for Penzoil.

Momma call him FISH, Daddy call him FRY.

this thread is hilarious!

Jermaine's face looks like he stayed too long cooking on the grill.

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